Customer Reviews

Laffy Taffy

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This song is just a terrible, awful mess from start to finish. I can't believe this garbage got no.1 on the charts. Are people's taste that low these days? This is also the reason why people say the south sucks. Do everyone a favor and go cop T.I's new album "King". You'll get something to dance to with much better beats and lyrics.

First of all, Laffy Taffy isn't a candy bar as one reviewer referred to it. Laffy Taffy is exactly what it is- chewy, sticky taffy. I remember getting it at the store back in the day for 5 cents and the Laffy Taffy wrapper always contained jokes printed inside of it. The jokes weren't even funny. Anway, the "Laffy Taffy" song is a generic version of "Tootsie Roll", which was also wack back in 1994. "Laffy Taffy" has to be the worse of the two. I'm sure Willy Wonka (Nestle) has seen a boost in its sales of Laffy Taffy thanks to free advertising. People who never knew what Laffy Taffy was certainly know what it is now. Who needs Oompa Loompas when you have D4L? Well, this song is played out and all I have to say is: Good Riddance!

a lot of the rap songs on airwaves in the past half year or so have been terrible. people, even less than a year ago, were saying how awesome atlanta acts are and i cant blame them. ludacris, shawnna, da brat, jazze, and especially t.i. well this song just proves how lame the latest atl acts are. i mean they're singing about a fu*king candy bar that already tastes nasty and sticks to your teeth. i wouldn't want to be in a club with girls shaking their laffy taffy, i would rather see them shake their as. rumors have been going around that d4l is homo, this could be true or ont, i just know that their music most definitely is. avoid this and the latest terrible atl acts like dem franchize boyz, the only good song they have is the i think they like me remix and da brat is really what makes it good.

If there had been a zero star I'd have used it! Call this hatin' if you want...I absolutely loathe this album. I had the chance to listen in on a 12 yr olds IPod & let me tell you...if you're a parent & you let you're child listen to these lyrics, you need your head examined. What's more is the song "Laffy Taffy" reduces women to tricks, ho's & bit@#$'s. Not exactly the way I want MY sons to veiw women. And we wonder why white folk view us with contempt after all these years??? Such a sad, sad stereotypical rap album. THINK PEOPLE!! THINK!!

When I first heard this song, it was revolutionary. It was incredible. The message was shocking, timeless, and beautiful. Words flow out of these 4 exquisite musicians like the greatest of Shakespearean art. "Girls, shake your laffy taffy, your laffy taffy, girls, shake your laffy taffy (HEY!), your laffy taffy (OH!)" After hearing this song, I shaved my beard, got a job, quit drinking, and had a wife and children. I am a better man after listening to this song. Thank you, D4L.

This song is amazing. It totally drives girls wild. It has to be something about D4L's melodious voice, or maybe his lyrical genius. The tune is so catchy I even had to go home and play it all over again on my Casio 8110 that me mammy got me when I was 12 (Thanks Mammy!!).

I'm not the only one that thinks so though! This song is so good I was out one night and it came on. All the girls in the place were trying to find guys to grind up on and be all nasty with and stuff. This one girl, I think her name was Chafon, came up to me and was all over my stuff. Well... thanks to D4L Chafon and I are doing great now. Our first child is on the way, I think we're going to name her Taffy. Either that or Gertrude. She's in her 2nd trimester now and she's been clean and out of rehab for already over a month! I'm so excited for me and Chafon. Thank you again D4L! Keep writing the hits! Please send me some promos of your next chart topper!