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24 of 25 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars "My Favorite Weapon... Is The Look In Your Eyes!"
Question: What album made metalheads, punk rockers and dance-fiends recoil in horror upon its debut? Answer: Ministry's "The Land Of Rape And Honey." I hate to sound redundant... but the previous reviewers summed it best: "The Land Of Rape And Honey" is as essential as it gets--not just for Ministry and industrial fans, but for fans of music in...
Published on January 19, 2001 by David Baker

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3.0 out of 5 stars Ministry: The land of rape and honey
Ministry CD The land of rape and honey is a great CD Recommended Buy. But this CD in itself is a remaster and may not play in windows media player.Mine did NOT. Everything arrived faster then expected and was in great shape.. I ordered on a thursday and got it on the following Monday. Other then that i would buy from this seller again. Will Buy mp3's from now on me...
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24 of 25 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars "My Favorite Weapon... Is The Look In Your Eyes!", January 19, 2001
Question: What album made metalheads, punk rockers and dance-fiends recoil in horror upon its debut? Answer: Ministry's "The Land Of Rape And Honey." I hate to sound redundant... but the previous reviewers summed it best: "The Land Of Rape And Honey" is as essential as it gets--not just for Ministry and industrial fans, but for fans of music in general. I (finally) got my grubby mitts on the Australian version of the CD since I couldn't find the out-of-print-for-ages domestic release, so if there's a difference between the two, I apologize beforehand (Adam Naworal, one of the previous reveiwers, said "Hizbollah" and "I Prefer" aren't on the domestic release, for example). The first time I saw "Stigmata" on video I was shocked: the song, like the video, wasn't quite like anything I've heard before... or since. Its obnoxious, wailing guitars and ultra-obnoxious "vocals" (read: skull-shattering screams) topped over an absolutely relentless machine-like rhythm that could easily have been named "Audio Napalm" left my jaw on the floor. To this day, it remains my favorite Ministry song. Thankfully, Al and the boys had more than a few other great songs to serve up on this groundbreaking classic. Both "The Missing" and "Deity" rage with thrash-metal fury to them and make bands like Spineshank and Filter look even more pale in comparison. "Hizbollah" has a slight Arabic-tinge to it and might be my second favorite song here just for that reason, while "You Know What You Are" is one of the craziest songs I've ever heard: an angry dance song with the HARSHEST vocals I ever heard, putting that guy from Cradle Of Filth (I think his name's Dani) to absolute shame... genius. The second half of the disk is, in my opinion, better. It's not as violent with the guitars, but they still pack some angry energy into their more dance-like songs; kind of like the dark and violent synth-pop of "Twitch," but with an edge (the title track would be the best example of this). I'll admit, the production is pretty dated (it did come out thirteen years ago, ya know), but the creativity and beauty-in-ugliness work here doesn't show any signs of age. Ministry single-handedly changed the industrial landscape and was only thanked by seeing a bunch of third-rate computer nerds pathetically trying to emulate the electro-rage of this one groundbreaking masterpiece of an album. Machines hiss, guitars crunch, vocals rage with a snarling wrath, machine-like drums fiercely pound the listener's skull, and samples are brilliantly placed all over--"The Land Of Rape And Honey" is just brilliant. Definitely one of the best albums ever made.
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17 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars You must have this!!, February 22, 2003
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Michael Kumpf (Acworth, Georgia) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Land of Rape & Honey (Audio CD)
I remember a friend of mine getting this CD when it came out. I was just starting to get into the industrial music scene, having just purchased some Front 242. When she started it up and Stigmata came on, I knew I had to get it for myself. From the opening scream of Stigmata, this starts hard and fast and never lets up. If you have A Mind... and Psalm 69, you can tell that Al and friends increased the guitar usage on each album. Well there are fewer guitars on this album, but that doesn't make it any less sinister or dark. I won't go into each track-the previous reviews have done an excellent job already. I would say that anyone who likes industrial music MUST have this essential recording of the genre.
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars FLASHBACK!!! FLASHBACK!!! FLASHBACK!!! FLASHBACK!!!, March 8, 2003
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"mustwerock" (Rochester, NY United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Land of Rape & Honey (Audio CD)
This was my second Ministry album, my first being Psalm 69 way back in '92. I can't believe this album is out of print, seeing how so many people consider it to be Ministry's masterpiece. Even if it's not my favorite Ministry album, I can't deny its status as such. This is a brilliant album. While there are only about three songs that feature heavy guitar riffs, the entire album manages to sound aggressive. Even the slower songs like "Golden Dawn" and "Hizbollah" have an undercurrent of doom running through them. Then, of course, there's "You Know What You Are" and "Flashback," which are two of the most violent sounding songs ever recorded, with nary a guitar to be heard (except for a brief solo in "Flashback.") And then there's "I Prefer," which manages to be almost speed metal without the metal.

Every Ministry album has been different from all those that preceeded it, (until "Animositisomina" which is, I feel, the first Ministry album not to break much new ground. Though it's still a good album) and this is one of the most important albums in Ministry's evolution. This is the direct link from "Twitch" to the industrial metal they became known for. It's as strong an album as they've ever released, and there really hasn't been anything like it before or since. Essential listening.

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Unadulterated rage, September 23, 2006
This review is from: Land of Rape & Honey (Audio CD)
30 seconds of a curious ticking noise, followed by a shriek so extremely distorted and chaotic as to destroy speakers at high volume. Such is the beginning of Ministry's "Land of Rape and Honey". It's funny imagining what fans of the synth pop and subdued electro records "With Sympathy" and "Twitch" faces looked like when they pushed play for the first time. Whatever the reason, this album marks the abrupt transition into the Ministry we know and love today.

"The Land of Rape and Honey" is violent, about as violent as any album can be. One gets the impression that the walls of endlessly looping distorted drum machines and screams contained herein were really more meant to beat the listener senseless than hypnotize into some sort of trance like the heroin induced ramblings of later albums.

This album makes it on attitude alone. There is little to no melody or musicality in any of these tracks. Some of the rhythms can even be classified as inane, such as the simple alternate snare and bass throughout the whole of "The Missing". Guitar work is redundant and simple.

Al's vocals follow little structure, one scream after another, occasionally avoiding even rhythm ("Stigmata"), but they get the point across- anger. A hell of a lot of it.

"Stigmata" (10/10) An industrial classic if there ever was one. Grinding synth sounds combined with a 2 chord main riff, then alternated with totally insane verses ("Choke on glass"). The chant "You have empty eyes" is both the finale and the highlight.

"The Missing" (9/10) A metal oriented tune with great riffs and some fantastic harmonizing leads in the chorus. Very epic and very fast. Short and sweet. The drum parts are lacking in groove and complexity.

"Deity" (10/10) Thrashy and melodic, an absolute anthem and one of the best tracks Ministry has ever produced. Metallic, but not in the same way as "The Mind" or "Psalm". Unique in the catelogue.

"Golden Dawn" (10/10) Groovey bass driven instrumental with some background guitar harmonics and lots of good sample splicing. This album marks Al's best use of spliced samples for rhythmic effect. "You have been found guilty of covenants with the devil", "Confess, confess!".

"Destruction" (7/10) Another instrumental with a simple, loping rhythm that loops throughout. Overlaid are far away sounding distorted chants of "DESTRUCTION!", scrapes and feedback. Harsh and powerful, but there isn't much at all going on.

"Hizbollah" (10/10) The middle eastern title fits well with this track. A more developed primal, tribal sort of rhythm with some heavy, menacing synth work and samples of something being said in Arabic. A heavy, melodic instrumental.

"The Land of Rape and Honey" (9/10) Militant and march like, 16th note harsh synths over heavy drum tracks. Al's screaming vocals re-enter the album here, "Face to face, blood to blood". The sampling going on here is subtle genious, increasing the mood of the song substantially. Hiss noises provide still more atmosphere. Doesn't really progress during the duration, it's verse after verse. "In the land of rape and honey, you PRAY."

"You Know What You Are" (10/10) Similar to the title track in rhythm and overall sound, the harsh, angry vocals and samples (of maniacal laughing) push this one to a higher level. The voice is so drenched in distortions that you can barely make out the words.

"I Prefer" (6/10) Frantic and fast paced synth and some cleaner monotone vocals chanting. Very little going on musically, and very short. Not at all a memorable song.

"Flashback" (10/10) Quite possibly the most absolutely furious song I've ever heard, distorted blasting percussion and spliced sampling loops relentlessly for 4 minutes over which Al spews line after line of tortures and humiliations he's going to inflict on a certain individual, punctuated by a 'chorus' of "I HATE HER" (and sometimes 'him'). "I'm gonna make you suffer, and WATCH YOU DIE!" Insanity that it's hard to overstate.

"Abortive" (7.5/10) A quiet and very out of place instrumental with some interesting bass and rhythm tracks. A sort of atmospheric chillout song.

While it isn't totally consistent, "Land of Rape and Honey" is one of the angriest albums ever recorded and very influential besides. Recommended.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars brutal, March 9, 2006
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Andy (New Orleans, LA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Land of Rape & Honey (Audio CD)
This has to be some of the most furious music ever made. In college (where I was when this came out), one my friends said the military should play this before battle. When the album cover and liner consist of terrible pictures of concentration camp victims, you know you are not in for a pleasant easy listening experience. It also features sampled shouts of "Sieg, Heil!" (Nazi cheer, "hail victory"), Arabic prayers, mission control chatter of a disastrous space mission, etc. Abrasive and nihilistic and frankly unpleasant, but undeniably powerful. Stigmata and Land of Rape and Honey stand out. This music played enough could be used as a torture instrument or maybe to knock down buildings, it is simply punishing to listen to.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Land of Rape and Honey ~ Ministry, April 20, 2005
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Bjorn Viberg (European Union) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Land of Rape & Honey (Audio CD)
This is a brilliant mix of electronic music and metal and defines what is true industrial rock. Prior to this release one had not heard such an album and I remember not liking at the time that I bought it. I was expecting music that only involved keyboards and was against the use of guitars at the time. However, now with a much broader palate for music I truly appreciate it for what it is. There are so many good tracks on this album, however, the first three are truly gems, starting with stigmata, followed by the missing and deity. The book-let is a strange story with a cryptic picture on the front and not much information inside. Yet the quality of this album is truly the begining of the new harder and rougher Ministry and the begining of a new style of music blending electronics and metal and the end result is nothing short of brilliance.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars ESSENTIAL Ministry!, December 4, 1999
After finally securing a copy of the long out-of-print CD version, you truly begin to appreciate Ministry's masterpiece. LORAH sure as hell isn't for everyone, but if "Sieg! Heil!" samples (in an anti-Nazi song, might I add) and lyrics about defecating down necks don't offend you, this is a great album. side A starts off good with the furious scream-a-second "Stigmata", goes into the more speed metal "The Missing" and "Deity", then ends with the powerful instrumentals "Golden Dawn" and "Destruction". side B, which is even better, begins with the frightening "The Land of Rape and Honey" and "You Know What You Are", then veers into the psychotic and disturbing "Flashback", and ends on a good note with "Abortive". the CD version (available as a Canadian <! > import) adds two great bonus tracks: the Arabic-sounding "Hizbollah" and the speed metal of "I Prefer".
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant, November 22, 2003
This review is from: Land of Rape & Honey (Audio CD)
"The Land of Rape & Honey" was a landmark album for Ministry for more than one reason. It was the first truly exceptional album to come from the band, and this was the album where listeners began to look at Ministry in a new light; as not just an industrial dance-beat band, but as a serious sonic paced industrial force. Though this album contains less metal elements than later releases, it still carries Ministry's trademark dark vibe with a punk rock edge. Opening track "Stigmata" became one of the band's most recognized songs for good reason. Other tracks, such as "Deity", "Destruction", "Hizbollah", "You Know What You Are", "Flashback", and the epic and catchy title track are pure industrial musical bliss. Sadly though, "Land of Rape & Honey" is out of print; but hopefully Warner Bros. will find the good sense to re-release the album with remastered tracks and all the goodies that would come to be expected.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars The Ministry disc "I Prefer"., January 12, 2004
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As mindblowing as their following releases were, "The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste", and "Psalm 69", this seems to be the cd I listen to most. It starts out hard and heavy right away with "Stigmata", then runs through numerous other tracks that are just as aggressive. "The Missing", "Deity", and "Destruction", are all industrial classics. "You Know What You Are" is another favorite. I could safely say that any fan of the genre, and especially of "Ministry", should love "Land Of Rape And Honey". Don't ever let it go.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Essential - period., March 3, 2000
Dark, disturbing and furious. When I first bought "Land of Rape & Honey" about 10 years ago, I didn't even know about the Ministry: they were playing "Stigmata" in the record store and I was hooked immediately. Initially it seems like a lot of angry speed metal with techno gimmicks thrown in for good measure, but it's actually a very deep and textured album--and darkly cynical. Definitely among my picks for top ten albums of the last decade or two. If nothing else, the tracks on this album had the additional value of being some of the only music I played on the stereo of my '71 VW Bug that could be heard over the deafening noise of the engine.
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