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Cat’s last task in the Extreme Challenge is to give a lap dance to a stranger. Simple—until she landed on Grant Evanston’s lap. Now she’s a pulsating wreck each time she rubs against him. The new challenge is to not have an orgasm in front of everyone.Grant needs a woman to accept his true gargoyle form before sunrise or he’ll be imprisoned in stone for another twenty years. His extreme challenge just became to not rip the scant costume from the curvaceous Cat. The sexy redhead has set him on fire and there’s only one way this teasing lap dance can end.

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2.7 out of 5 stars (14 customer reviews)

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1.0 out of 5 stars 3 Minute Porno, July 22, 2010

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I have read erotic novels before and this is nothing like them. It starts off with a girl who has to do a lap dance as a challenge to win a car. She starts of timid but then gets into it when she starts getting turned on by the stranger that she is lap dancing. Before she finishes she stops and goes home. In the middle of the night she is awaken by the guy, who turns out to be a gargoyle. Apparently he is under a curse and is only human for 1 night every 20 years. This book is like a 3 minute video that you can get on any porn site... and not even a good video at that.

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3.0 out of 5 stars hot while you are reading it, easily forgotten later, July 21, 2010

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Free kindle download, and I read it from start to finish, so it gets an automatic three stars for that (there are plenty out there that are unreadable!) but it's also completely forgettable. It starts with Cat doing an erotic lap dance in public to win some competition (they never really go into details of the competition) which will win her a car which she plans to sell and use the cash for her education (making her the quintessential good girl doing a 'bad' thing for a good reason) , but the guy Grant Evanstone, has a different agenda... As her friend cheerfully choreographs (they have to made a video? Don't they know videos never die...) Grant and Cat start making their own magic...

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2.0 out of 5 stars Something uh?? and sex, September 10, 2011

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In this short short uh story(?)a woman is supposedly trying to win a contest and use her winnings eventually for school. While dancing she is 'turned on' by the handsome man who is entranced by her but for reasons of his own. A sexual fairy tale with a gargoyle who wants to be freed from a curse. Okay. No background about the contest, the girl or the gargoyle and his curse. Great sex under less than pleasant circumstances, 'Love is a many splendid thing', I guess. It's more like a warped beauty and the beast gone wrong. This short story could be remnants of several of the writer's dreams. You could call it quirky if it had a real beginning but it starts in the middle and ends. It held my interest when it read it, hoping that more would be explained but that didn't happen. Lap Dance is too short in length and many other aspects of a good short story in this or any other genre.

Worth the price as is and the 5 minutes it takes to read it. It was free and readable. I think the writer can do better and I hope she does.

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Most Recent Customer Reviews

2.0 out of 5 stars lackluster entry in the "naughty nooner" series
If you were a man who only had one night once every twenty years or so to find your true love, somebody who could value you for what lies beyond your appearance, would you spend... Read more

Published 5 months ago by Meghann

3.0 out of 5 stars Exotic Book
I purchase this just because I was curious. I never really read but always wondered what erotic books were really like. Read more

Published 6 months ago by Heppellito

2.0 out of 5 stars Ehh I Sort of Zoned Out
The whole premise of this story was pretty far fetched to begin with and the author just couldn't seem to get it together. Read more

Published 7 months ago by Rebekah Rae

2.0 out of 5 stars Lap Dance
I decided to go ahead and give it a try even after reading the reviews. I really wish that there had been more details given...all I got was sex and oh by the way...

Published 12 months ago by Nohemi

3.0 out of 5 stars Too short but promising
Admittedly this was a freebie so I shouldn't have expected anything too fantastic...This short story presented a mixture of paranormal and eroticism but could really have been an... Read more

Published 12 months ago by Sans

3.0 out of 5 stars ummmmm
okay, so had this been the end of the book....cool. in love with the whole premis of what he is. Just too much too fast.

Published 12 months ago by Jamie P

4.0 out of 5 stars ;0)
Not a bad read for free, it's a short story it's basically sex with a short story line. Grant and Cat had very good chemistry together. And I really like the storyline as well.

Published 13 months ago by Romance Novel Junkies

3.0 out of 5 stars It's a Twist
I was surprised with the paranormal twist, not many books feature gargoyles; but that may be the only thing working for this book. Read more

Published 13 months ago by Emily B

5.0 out of 5 stars Nice Sensual Style
It's difficult to write a satisfying story in such a short format. But this book gives you a taste of the author's sensual style. I'll look for more books by Sally Painter.

Published 18 months ago by There's a Reason for Roll Bars

4.0 out of 5 stars Pararnormal hotty!
I actually loved the sorta strange twist mentioned by another reviewer. I wasn't expecting paranormal so it sneaked up on me. Read more

Published 19 months ago by CA romantic

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Sally Painter is no stranger to the paranormal and even hosted paranormal workshops and was a paranormal radio talk show host. Nowadays, she writes paranormal romance books, with a deep fascination for gargoyles, vampires, faeries, and other kinds of supernatural beings. When she's not writing fiction, she's writing non-fiction for the premiere women's site, LoveToKnow, where she's an Editor and Senior Writer. In addition, she writes about romance as the National Romance Examiner at http://romancexaminer.com.

You can visit Sally at: http;//sallypainter.com