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Laser Moon

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You have to give this beauty credit for having the guts to pursue a legit career has an actress. She is the only former porn star to have crossed over into doing regular movies. She is only going to get better believe me! This movie is only the beginning, her beauty and her drive to be better will bring her the success that she truly deserves, I love you Traci! hang in there, I am a true fan!

Everyone who puts down Anna Nicole Smith as a bad actress should check out this dismal attempt at entertainment. The infamous Traci Lords was a celebrity overnight when it was discovered she was an underaged porn queen. Since then she's made albums, movies, and oh yeah one more porn flick, 'Traci I love you'.

The only good thing one can say about Laser Moon is that it does end. Traci looks like she's on downers throughout the entire movie. Her eyes are never more than three quarters open, she....talks....so .....slow, and without a hint of what's going on, in the movie or in her life. The dialog is so forced, you'd swear she crams every scene to memorize lines that mean nothing to her. In the 'chase' scene, she's on foot chasing the sex offender. It's so cut up that anyone can tell that Traci never took more than two steps at a time. Plus her gun keeps changing hands, she couldn't even get that right between takes. This movie is the result of another no talent bimbo who refuses to get a real job, and milk her waning popularity for all it's worth.

Everyone who puts down Anna Nicole Smith as a bad actress should check out this dismal attempt at entertainment. The infamous Traci Lords was a celebrity overnight when it was discovered she was an underaged porn queen. Since then she's made albums, movies, and oh yeah one more porn flick, 'Traci I love you'.

The only good thing one can say about Laser Moon is that it does end. Traci looks like she's on downers throughout the entire movie. Her eyes are never more than three quarters open, she....talks....so .....slow, and without a hint of what's going on, in the movie or in her life. The dialog is so forced, you'd swear she crams every scene to memorize lines that mean nothing to her. In the 'chase' scene, she's on foot chasing the sex offender. It's so cut up that anyone can tell that Traci never took more than two steps at a time. Plus her gun keeps changing hands, she couldn't even get that right between takes. This movie is the result of another no talent bimbo who refuses to get a real job, and milk her waning popularity for all it's worth.