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Cathy Lamb (Author)
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May 1, 2008
I wrapped up my grandmother's tea cup collection and my mother's china, then grabbed a violin I'd hidden way back in my closet that made me cry, a gold necklace with a dolphin that my father gave me two weeks before he died of a heart attack when I was twelve and, at midnight, with that moon as bright as the blazes, I left Chicago. When Jeanne Stewart stops at The Opera Man's Cafe in Weltana, Oregon, to eat pancakes for the first time in twelve years, she has no idea she's also about to order up a whole new future. It's been barely a week since she succumbed to a spectacularly public nervous breakdown in front of hundreds of the nation's most important advertising and PR people. Jeanne certainly had her reasons - her mother's recent death, the discovery that her boyfriend had been sleeping with a dozen other women, and the assault charges that resulted when Jeanne retaliated in a creative way against him, involving condoms and peanut oil.Now, en route to her brother's house in Portland, Jeanne impulsively decides to spend some time in picturesque Weltana. Staying at a B&B run by the eccentric, endearing Rosvita, she meets a circle of quirky new friends at her court-ordered Anger Management classes. Like Jeanne, all of them are trying to become better, braver versions of themselves. Yet the most surprising discoveries are still to come - a good man who steadily makes his way into her heart and a dilapidated house that with love and care might be transformed into something wholly her own, just like the new life she is slowly building, piece by piece.

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The author of Julia's Chocolates delivers a sometimes fun tale of revenge and rebirth that begins when narrator Jeanne Stewart discovers her longtime live-in boyfriend has been cheating on her. She exacts a creative revenge involving condoms and peanut oil (her boyfriend is allergic), resulting in Slick Dick suing her. His betrayal, following the death of her mother and weeks of working excessive hours, results in an embarrassing public nervous breakdown. Jeanne sells everything and lands in a small Oregon town, where, amid an eccentric cast, she enrolls in a court-ordered anger-management class and attempts to rebuild her life. Her initial recovery breakthrough occurs when she falls while running naked (this, strangely, is part of the program) along the river and a nice man helps her. When her brother urges Jeanne to work on a political campaign for Oregon's governor, Jeanne discovers the candidate is her river rescuer. Other irons in the fire include Jeanne's efforts to renovate a derelict house and her ex's looming lawsuit. Though initially charming, the book has a tendency to overload the narrative with sass and excessive wordplay, which slows the plot and keeps the reader at an uncomfortable distance. (May)
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 352 pages
  • Publisher: Kensington; 1ST edition (May 1, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0758214634
  • ISBN-13: 978-0758214638
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.7 x 1.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 13.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (83 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #82,619 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Cathy Lamb was born in Newport Beach, California. As a child, she mastered the art of skateboarding, catching butterflies in bottles, and riding her bike with no hands. When she was 10, her parents moved her, two sisters, a brother, and two poorly behaved dogs to Oregon before she could fulfill her lifelong dream of becoming a surfer bum.

She then embarked on her notable academic career where she earned good grades now and then, spent a great deal of time daydreaming, ran wild with a number of friends, and landed on the newspaper staff in high school. When she saw her byline above an article about people making out in the hallways of the high school, she knew she had found her true calling.


After two years of partying at the University of Oregon, she settled down for the next three years and earned her bachelor's and master's degrees in education, and became a fourth grade teacher. It was difficult for her to become proper and conservative but she threw out her red cowboy boots and persevered. She had no choice. She had to eat, and health insurance is expensive.


She met her husband on a blind date. A mutual friend who was an undercover vice cop busting drug dealers set them up. It was love at third sight.

Teaching children about the Oregon Trail and multiplication facts amused her until she became so gigantically pregnant with twins she looked like a small cow and could barely walk. With a three year old at home, she decided it was time to make a graceful exit and waddle on out. She left school one day and never went back. She likes to think her students missed her.


When Cathy was no longer smothered in diapers and pacifiers, she took a turn onto the hazardous road of freelance writing and wrote about 200 articles on homes, home décor, people and fashion for a local newspaper. As she is not fashionable and can hardly stand to shop, it was an eye opener for her to find that some women actually do obsess about what to wear. She also learned it would probably be more relaxing to slam a hammer against one's forehead than engage in a large and costly home remodeling project.


Cathy suffers from, "I Would Rather Play Than Work Disease" which prevents her from getting much work done unless she has a threatening deadline. She likes to hang with family and friends, walk, eat chocolate, camp, travel, and is slightly obsessive about the types of books she reads. She also likes to be left alone a lot so she can hear all the odd characters in her head talk to each other and then transfer that oddness to paper. The characters usually don't start to talk until 10:00 at night, however, so she is often up 'til 2:00 in the morning with them. That is her excuse for being cranky.


She adores her children and husband, except when he refuses to take his dirty shoes off and walks on the carpet. She will ski because her children insist, but she secretly doesn't like it at all. Too cold and she falls all the time.


She is currently working on her next book and isn't sleeping much.

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars Witty, Wise and Wonderful, July 22, 2008
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Jeanne Stewart has been working 60 to 80 hours a week hocking products for an advertising firm in Chicago. Alcohol and a boyfriend she names "Slick Dick" seem to balm the effects, but one day when "Dick" is caught cheating(with several women) and she can't lie about the merit of one more useless commodity, she rages out. Coating Slick Dick's condoms with peanut oil,(of which he is allergic) she escapes to Portland, Oregon to find solace with her brother, Charlie, and family. But on a drunken binge she decides to stop in Weltana, OR about 100 miles short of her goal. Here she meets a myriad of elcectic characters that aid her in finding a new start. She buys a dilapidated wreck of home and hires a Mexican family fleeing from a migrant farm to reconstruct it. Meantime she lives in a boarding house with germ phobic Rosvita, dines at an Opera Pancake House, and runs naked by the river at night. Hilarious moments ensue as well as sadder ones in Weltana, but Jeanne begins to heal. Don't find Jeanne a pathetic, soft spoken soul.....contraire, she is a FIRECRACKER with a mouth that explodes a bit too often.

Mandated into an eclectic anger management class(due to the condom incident) she befriends another set of dynamic folks who take her under their broken wings. Going to work for her brother Charlie to re-elect the governor, Jeanne creates more messes than a cow with diarrhea. But through it all she is spitfires her way to redemption.

Cathy Lamb has to have a most incredible sense of fun, yet she never just leaves it at humor. She knows how to write emotion. She also knows how to compose a story that keeps you flowing along so entrenched in her characters you wouldn't dare put down the book.

I am truly excited about this new author. Having read and loved "Julia's Chocolates" her first endeavor, I look with great anticipation for her next book.
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Despite my best intentions, I thoroughly enjoyed this book, May 28, 2008
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I work in a bookstore, and when a customer called to ask whether we had Cathy Lamb's first book, she Would. Not. Stop. talking about how much she enjoyed The Last Time I Was Me. As the line of customers approaching my register grew, the woman on the phone nearly pleaded for me to read this book. "You'll LOVE it!" She carried on for so long that I finally conceded. Sheesh.

Despite my best intentions to *Not* enjoy a book I initially dismissed as probable Chick Lit, this is one of the most entertaining and enjoyable reads I've come across in a long while. The protagonist, Jeanne, is a woman you'd want to move in, become your Best Friend, enjoy a good mutual nervous breakdown, then be there to back you up when you find yourself in a tight spot. She, as well as the rest of Lamb's characters, are boldly drawn in bright, colorful splashes of high and true color. Yet they are amazingly warm and down to earth. That balance is not an easy task for a writer to accomplish. And because the characters are true-to-life, you'll find that they'll make you laugh, cringe, wince, and smile between squeezing out a tear or two.

I wish I knew who that anonymous phone customer was. I'd thank her for the recommendation. My only problem is that I now sound a whole lot like she did. And here, despite all of my best intentions, I find myself writing a review so that I can recommend it to You.

Just don't blame me if you love it too.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars MY OH MY! I read 10 books a week and this is a KEEPER!, September 22, 2008
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Go ahead and order her "Julia's Chocolate" (first book) because by the time you finish the first 100 pages you'll want it waiting for you to pick up next. So well developed, characters that you'll wish you could be just like, characters you'll really relate to, you'll laugh and cry, you'll stop to think, you'll learn about yourself, you'll see the movie going through your head as you read, descriptions are amazing -not too long - not too short, why you can smell things as you read for goodness sakes. This is a book that a thinking man would enjoy so my husband gets it next. I won't loan this one out. Literally one of the very best, in my top 10 for sure, written books I've read in a long while. And the way she repeats is such an intelligent way to anchor the readers...makes me wonder if she attended NLP classes. The title evokes an interesting sound from people when you say it...how many of us know "The Last Time I Was Me"?
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