Latin for All Occasions: Lingua Latina Occasionibus Omnibus (English and Latin Edition) [Hardcover]

Henry Beard (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: October 17, 1990

From cocktail party chitchat, to bumper stickers, to personal ads--everything you'll ever need to say in perfect Latin! A backlistius bestsellerus.

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From cocktail party chitchat, to bumper stickers, to personal ads--everything you'll ever need to say in perfect Latin! A backlistius bestsellerus.

About the Author

Henry Beard founded the National Lampoon along with Doug Kenney and Rob Hoffmann. Prior to National Lampoon, Beard collaborated with Kenney at the Harvard Lampoon during the late 1960s, producing nationally distributed parodies of Life and Time magazines and a book-length parody of The Lord of the Rings called Bored of the Rings. Since leaving National Lampoon, Beard has authored and co-authored over 30 humor books.

--This text refers to the Mass Market Paperback edition.

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Product Details

• Hardcover: 112 pages
• Publisher: Villard Books; 1st edition (October 17, 1990)
• Language: English, Latin
• ISBN-10: 0394586603
• ISBN-13: 978-0002559416
• Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.5 x 0.6 inches
• Shipping Weight: 9.3 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #537,946 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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39 of 40 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Illud iterum dicere potes!, May 18, 2003

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FrKurt Messick "FrKurt Messick" (Bloomington, IN USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Latin for All Occasions: Lingua Latina Occasionibus Omnibus (English and Latin Edition) (Hardcover)

This wonderful little book was presented to me many years ago after I had completed a Latin seminar. It was a wonderful gift, and I have found much use for the various phrases, and an extraordinary amount of humour that can be derived from the blandest of statements when translated into Latin. For example, the innocuous phrase 'Darn! There goes my beeper!' becomes quite funny in Latin:

Heu! Tintinnuntius meus sonat!

One has visions of Caesar fumbling through his tunic for some beeping object.

So, if you need a little Latin on the golf course (Alterum ictum faciam); on the tennis court (minime latum!), at the beach when spotting a shark (Pistrix! Pistrix!), or you just need to say Illud Latine dici non potest (you can't say that in Latin), you'll be prepared with this volume.

It even comes with a section on what to say when at the Vatican (where it might truly come in handy). For instance you might need to say 'Ubi possum potiri petasi similis isti?' when passing a cardinal or nun (translation: Where can I get a hat like that?).

So, don't waste your time on watching reruns of Insula Gilliganis or game shows such as Periculum and Rota Fortunae -- pick up this book today, and merge the worlds past and present.

Die dulci fruere. (Have a nice day.)

19 of 19 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Very clever - and dangerous, April 20, 2000

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Steven Gruenwald (Hoffman Estates, Illinois, USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Latin for All Occasions: Lingua Latina Occasionibus Omnibus (English and Latin Edition) (Hardcover)

This is a surprisingly entertaining book. The author makes a valiant and intelligent effort to come up with bona fide (be sure to pronounce the final 'e'!) Latin versions of phrases you have often heard but would never have thought could - or should - be translated. Find out what Cicero might say if you could bring him to your next sporting event, cocktail party, or business meeting. Even if you know almost no Latin, you can follow this guide and use it (if you dare); and even if you never actually use it, it is fun to read. It is more enjoyable yet if you actually understand enough Latin to recognize the creativity involved in devising colloquial translations for common phrases which, to tell the truth, may not mean much in the original American English.

By studying this book carefully, you can become erudite, sophisticated, and a real pain in the neck.

15 of 16 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Cicero would have hated this book . . ., January 25, 2002

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Erick Franz P. Vergara (Manila, Philippines) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Latin for All Occasions: Lingua Latina Occasionibus Omnibus (English and Latin Edition) (Hardcover)

. . . but that's only because the common rabble would have loved it! Henry Beard has given the Latin enthusiast (and aspiring perennial pest) a laugh-a-minute phrasebook that tells you how to say just about everything from "Darn! There goes my beeper!" to "I'll have a hamburger, French Fries, and a thick shake." The entries are all conveniently sorted out into twelve categories -- separated by some really funny drawings -- such as "Lingua Latina Conlocutioni" (Conversational Latin) and "Lingua Latina Vitae Communi" (Social Latin), which makes finding the perfect greeting, or insult, a lot easier. There's even a handy little pronunciation guide so you'd be able to say what you want in perfect Latin. So the next time you find yourself in ancient Rome, be ready to beat the loquacious Cicero down with some good old-fashioned small talk by having a copy of "Lingua Latina Occasionibus Omnibus" tucked somewhere in your toga!