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The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes [Kindle Edition]

Jim Kraus
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Laughter is powerful medicine--and it's just plain fun. The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes brings together hundreds of the funniest bits of wit and humor to brighten anyone's day. From blunders like "For sale: Electric hospital bed, hardly used. No one died in it," to truisms like "The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it," there's something to tickle everyone's funny bone.
Teachers, speakers, pastors, writers, and anyone who loves to laugh will enjoy this impressive collection of jokes, bulletin bloopers, and amusing quotes--enough for a whole year of laughter!


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Never again let a day go by without a laugh!

Laughter is powerful medicine--and it's just plain fun. The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes brings together hundreds of the funniest bits of wit and humor to brighten your day. In this book you'll find:

Bloopers like "For sale: Electric hospital bed, hardly used. No one died in it."

Quotes like "The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it."

Good clean jokes like

This morning, my wife came into the kitchen and asked, "What are you doing today?"

"Nothing," I said.

Peeved, she said, "That's what you did yesterday."

I replied, "I wasn't finished."

There's something to tickle everyone's funny bone. Teachers, speakers, pastors, writers, and anyone who loves to laugh will enjoy this impressive collection of jokes, bulletin bloopers, and amusing quotes--enough for a whole year of laughter!

Jim Kraus is the author or coauthor of twenty books, both fiction and nonfiction, including the bestselling Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes. He lives in the suburban Chicago area.

About the Author

Jim Kraus is the author or coauthor of twenty books, both fiction and nonfiction, including the bestselling Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips, and Quotes. He lives in the suburban Chicago area.

Product Details

  • File Size: 1288 KB
  • Print Length: 220 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0800720865
  • Publisher: Revell (January 1, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B006CQ8F30
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #489,466 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Nice Collection of Clean Jokes-(well-edited!) February 6, 2012
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This book provides a compilation of the authors favorite jokes, bloopers & funny quotes then, separated into sections of 2 to 4 entries apiece, making up for the 362 daily "Laugh-a-Day" entries.
I've read approximately 10% of the book so far and, have yet to find any glaring typographical or grammatical errors. I feel this is important; that the jokes be well edited in order to fully understand the details of each of them.
I especially appreciated the explanation given in the Prologue about the types of jokes that were chosen by the author and why. This had made me feel more comfortable when reading these certain jokes.
I'm sure I will not continue reading this book exactly as it was designed or intended to be read with it's daily set up but, rather will read several days worth at a time in one setting.
I recommend getting this book if you're looking for some good, clean material that'll make you laugh. =)
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Good one! Not a kid's book. January 8, 2013
By Kay
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I keep this in my car so if I am stuck somewhere for awhile, I can lighten up. It's good to keep the hubby busy while he waits for me. When I come back, he usually shares a joke instead of being upset I took so long. Though clean, a few of the jokes would not be considered potically correct. I"m old enough to "get it" while not necessarily totally agreeing.
Laughter is good medicine!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Fun way to end the day April 1, 2012
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There are 364 days worth of bloopers, quotes, and jokes. I read a days worth of laughs every evening. It is a great way to unwind. There are jokes for everone. To get an idea of what kind of "tickle your funny bone" humor is in this book, just look at some of the highlights listed below on the Amazon page. One of my favorites is "Everyone is entitled to be foolish sometimes, but many people abuse the privilege." This book helps me to go to sleep with a smile on my face.
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3.0 out of 5 stars A Chuckle or a Smile July 25, 2014
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The title is "Laugh-a-Day," but for each day there is a joke (or collection of two-line jokes or truisms), a blooper (often from church bulletin boards), and a quote (inspiring, humorous, or thought-provoking). While a handful of the jokes made me laugh out loud, most elicited a chuckle or smile. Fun to read in odd moments to pass the time.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Fun to read in odd moments July 15, 2014
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The title is "Laugh-a-Day," but for each day there is a joke (or collection of two-line jokes or truisms), a blooper (often from church bulletin boards), and a quote (inspiring, humorous, or thought-provoking). While a handful of the jokes made me laugh out loud, most elicited a chuckle or smile. Fun to read in odd moments to pass the time.
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4.0 out of 5 stars JOKE BOOK FOR KIDS April 25, 2014
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MY CHILDREN ALL ENJOYED READING THIS BOOK - THEY ENJOY GIVING EACH OTHER JOKES WHILE THEY ARE PLAYING. ESPECIALLY THE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES.
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4.0 out of 5 stars NICE COLLECTION December 11, 2013
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A nice collection of clean jokes that are appropriate for a wide range of ages. I gave it a "4" rating because it didn't have a index of topics, which would have been helpful.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars A lot of funny stories and jokes
When you are looking for something light to read. A lot of funny stories and jokes..
Published 5 days ago by Waytomuchtime
4.0 out of 5 stars GOOD HUMOR! I have read most of it and ...
GOOD HUMOR!

I have read most of it and find that it helps be begin my day with a little smile; however, I have to read some of them twice to understand it. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Amazon Customer
4.0 out of 5 stars Read this on any tough day, it will deliver
An excellent collection of all the silly blonde and church jokes in one place, sometimes repeating them in order to presumably fill up the pages. Read more
Published 11 months ago by sm535
3.0 out of 5 stars IT'S OKAY
IT'S OKAY BUT NOT AN AWARD WINNER. WHAT IS A GOOD LAUGH WORTH? "A MERRY HEART DOETH GOOD LIKA A MEDICINE"
Published 14 months ago by Michael Brian Waters
5.0 out of 5 stars Guaranteed to make you laugh!
I will not lie: Not every joke, quote or blooper contained in this book will make you laugh. Some will make you cry! Read more
Published on June 2, 2012 by christianfictionaddiction
3.0 out of 5 stars It's alright, nothing too funny.
Not the best jokes I've heard in my life, but there are few that made me chuckle. My recommendation is that you do not buy it unless it's free. lol
Published on March 12, 2012 by Prince
1.0 out of 5 stars Not what I expected!
Price for book was good but I did not like the quality of content of the book. I would not recommend this to anyone!
Published on March 11, 2012 by tbolt
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More About the Author

Jim Kraus is a longtime writer and editor who has authored or co-authored more than 20 books, both fiction and nonfiction. His best-selling humor book, Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips, and Quotes, was published by Tyndale House Publishers, sold more than 40,000 copies and inspired several spin-off books. Jim, and his wife, novelist Terri Kraus, and one son, live in the Chicago area.
Also residing with them is a sweet and gentle miniature schnauzer named Rufus. Coincidently, Rufus is also the name of the dog in Jim's latest book, The Dog That Talked to God. "What a coincidence," Jim said. "What are the odds of that happening?" They also share space with an ill-tempered Siberian cat named Petey.
Jim recently was awarded a Master of Writing Arts degree from DePaul University. "Now, I am able to write more better," Jim said. (Yes, that is supposed to be humorous.)
Passionate about writing, Jim loves to create true-to-life characters. "I tend to be the one at the party that is on the edge of things--observing how folks act and react. Plus, I'm not that crazy about people in general--so it works out fine." (Again, it's supposed to be funny.)
The idea of the last book came from Jim's twice-daily walks with his dog, Rufus. "I tend to think through problems as we walk, and I sometimes, softly, pose questions to the noble dog Rufus. And if he could, he would answer them. I know he wants to. Sometimes I give his answers a voice. And I imagined that most pet-owners do the same thing. The idea of a talking dog didn't seem so far-fetched. And the story grew from there."


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