When the Bill Of Rights contains 297 words, and Lincoln's Gettysburg Address has 266 words, but it takes 26,911 words for government legal eagles to spell out regulations on cabbage pricing, it's esy to see that lawyers provide us with plenty of fodder for irony and hilarity. With the pages of Lawyers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes, readers will find hundreds of silly sayings, "insightful" interrogations, odd laws, and original knee-slapping jokes about a profession whose practitioners write 10,000 word documents yet still call them briefs.
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Writer Patrick Regan lives in Kansas City, Missouri, and is the author of numerous gift, trade, humor, and children's books.
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Outrageously Funny and Poignant,
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My book is so dog-eared it is almost twice as thick as the original! The book is replete with short exchanges that reveal human foible, skewer pomposity and give solid evidence to the all-to-common, yet painful, truth of living in a society where the law is an essential ingredient to necessary order. At times I found myself laughing out loud for minutes at a time. Other times, I had to put the book down to reflect on the truth revealed in words uttered from the mouths of laymen. If you know and love lawyers, get frustrated in legal processes or just want a riotous, light-hearted read, this book is for you.
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This review is from: Lawyers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes: 2009 Day-to-Day Calendar (Calendar)
These Jokes, quotes, and antecdotes are hilarious! I work for an attorney and gave this calendar to him for Christmas. He loves it! He often calls us to his office to read today's joke, quote, etc. We all find it both enlightening and humorous. A great way to start out everyday. I highly recommend this calendar to anyone, no matter who you are. You will definately enjoy it!
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Law practice is funny,
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This review is from: Lawyers: Jokes Quotes and Anecdotes: 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar (Kindle Edition)
I don't understand why the other reviews actually appear since not of them directly apply to the 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar. Must get a lawyer on this case immediately !Life is funny. Law is funnier. Once a day, you get an insight on how we, the lawyers, poor confused individuals, try to make sense out of conflict and make money out of other people's problems. Lawyer jokes, stupid laws, real court conversations, it's a mixed bag of everything weird and humorous that is the light and funny side of our profession. A good gift for the lawyer in your life.
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The number of lawyers and personal computers has increased greatly over the last three decades. Read the first page Key Phrases - Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
New York, Supreme Court, United States, Charles Dickens New!
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Front Cover | First Pages | Back Cover | Surprise Me!
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- Oliver Twist (Penguin Classics) by Charles Dickens on page 79
- The Merchant Of Venice by William Shakespeare on page 164
- The Old Curiosity Shop (Penguin Classics) by Charles Dickens on page 176
- Strange But True (Integrated Comprehension & Composition) by Vivienne Gill on page 43
- The Merchant of Venice (Saddleback Classics) by Emily Hutchinson on page 164
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