Somethin's brewin' in the hilltown ah Westerlo, an' it ain't Doc Jeckel's still full ah "Oh Be Joyful". When a boy discovers he's touched with a rare musical gift, "Juggin Joe" is born, an' all the world's his stage! 'Long the way, love blossoms betwixt Joe an' a li'l flower named Florentine. But her paw, the Parson Sheppard, disapproves ah the buddin' courtship, endin' the romance, saddlin' the young'uns with heartache bigger'n the Heldeberg mountains. Meanwhile, Joe's music brings fame an' fortune, but cain't comfort his achin' heart. In a moment ah angst, Joe sets aside his jug an' joins the Federal Army. Later, fate crosses Joe's path with the President, an' his juggin 'bilities are called tah duty once 'gain. But are they strong 'nuff tah alter the global balance of power? What about Florentine, an' Joe's kin back home? Tah find out, grab hold ah this knee-slappin' tale an' discover what real legends are made ah!
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Ever'one knows ah Juggin Joe from the now famous "Juggin Joe an' his Buckboard Band", but I don't think they's many that know how he got tah where he’s at tahday. Well, I've knowed Joe pert near his whole durn life an' the parts I didn'a personally witness he done told me 'bout hisself, which I’d say is 'bout as good a source as a feller can hope tah achieve. So I reckon that I can tell his stahry jes' 'bout as well as anyone, 'cept fer maybe Joe hissself, an' as he don't appear inclined fer the tellin', I s'pose that leaves it up tah me, 'cause the stahry's best tah be told as 'posed tah not...
Anyway, I thought I'd give 'er a whirl an' see what happens. Those parts that ain't nobody's business will ah course be left out. There ain't no point in anyone askin' me 'bout them neither cause I ain'tah gonna tell. Truth is, they ain't none ah muh business neither but bein' as me an' Joe are good friends, an' friends bein' what they are, there ain't too much that one don't know 'bout the other. So, though I'm generally considered a man ah few words, I'll wind 'er up, give a kick an' a pull, an' see what comes out.
Now, afore we go any further with the stahry, they's one final thin' yah best come tah grips with here an' now. Hillfolk an' flatlanders gen'rally unnerstan one 'nother well 'nuff, but don't always speak an' write the same way. An' jes' cause sumptins diff'rent, don't mean it's bad er wrong. Hillfolk tend tah take life a little slower, an' with less fermal'ty than most city slickers. So, as yah work yer way through this here stahry, muh spellin might be a skaint off the mark, er maybe a word er two'll have yah ponderin' what I'm talkin' 'bout. I'd recommend yah jes' let it on in, lead yah where it will, an' thins'll git along fine fer the both ah us.
Now then, Juggin Joe, er jes' plain Joe, as those that've known him the longes' calls 'im, wuz born the tenth ah eleven young'uns. His paw, Doc Jeckel, wuz a man ah some local repute b'cause ah his musical abilities. Doc weren't no doctahr a'tall but somehow had acquired the nickname "Doc", an' it stuck. Joe's maw, Isabel, wuz a powerful han'some woman in her youth an' considered quite a catch. Her family, the Hides, were thought tah be old stock from Germ'ny, what come here a number ah generations back. Other'n that, the Hide family background wuz mostly unknown, shrouded in mystery deeper'n the caverns ah Cobleskill.
Doc an' Isabel both come from meager families, so neither ah them had much in the way ah money fer startin out in life. But not too many did back then, an' the lack thereah weren't considered too long a row tah hoe. As they say, the Good Lord'll provide, an' I suppose truth be told, he does, leastways fer the necessities in life as they be. An' b'sides, we all knowed that money didn'a equate tah everlastin' feelin’s ah happiness fer folks no how...
Doc an' Miss Isabel married young, as is customary up in the hills. I wuz there fer the weddin' muhself an' it wuz as good an affair as the lack ah money would allow. People come from all over tah see the happy union ah what wuz gen'rally considered a good match, tho I can recall one er two that speculated that the joinin' ah Doc Jeckel an' Miss Hide might well have "monstrous p'tential fer one an' all", without goin' intah any more details ah why that might be so. If'n that declaration weren't a powerful notion ah forbodin', an' maybe a touch ah clairvoyance as tah what wuz tah come fer the fam'ly, then I ain't a true blue man ah the hills.
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YOU'LL LAUGH & CRY,
By K. Trout "Kaye" (Pagosa Springs, CO USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Legend of Juggin Joe (Paperback)
The Legend of Juggin Joe
Joseph Yakel Lulu Press, Morrisonville, NC Publisher's website: www.lulu.com Author's website: www.lulu.com/yakel Genre: Fiction/Humor ISBN: 1411625889, $10.25, 124 pp, 2005 Are you a fan of Mark Twain? Do you enjoy reading books written in the vernacular of different cultures or regional areas? If you do, you just might want to try this little book. The story is about Joe, the 10th child of Doc and Isabel Jeckel's 11 children, who all live in the Heldeberg Mountains around Westerlo, upstate New York. Joe was thought to be a bit touched until his talent to make beautiful music with his jug `Isabel' surfaced when he was sixteen years old. Joe and Florentine Sheppard fell in love at an early age, but Parson Sheppard, her father, forbade them to have any contact. I don't want to tell you the whole story, but I do need to include some of the excerpts which had tears runnin' down by cheeks for the last half hour of the book (not tears of sadness but for the beauty of heart-felt honesty, community and family) and to illustrate what the author calls `country-speak' dialogue, the hooker for those so inclined. Parson said, "Fer a long time, muh heart wuz hardened `gainst yah Joe, an' I done muh best tah keep yah an' Florentine parted. I could see the feelins yeh two young'uns had wellin up inside. Quite honestly Joe, finding' yah an' Florentine tahgether after yer sister Sarah's weddin, well, it done caught me off'n muh guard, an' scairt me at the same time." Lookin over tah Florentine, he said, "Muh reaction wuz tah pertect her the best I thought tah do. I suppose I thought if'n I could jes' keep yah apart long `nuff, yer feelins would change fer one `nother, an' thins would be alright. . . Now, I cain't use that pertection as an excuse-Lord knows yer maw an' pap done raised yah right," he said as he looked over tah Joe's folks. "I know that Florentine an' yah didn'a do nuthin wrong Joe, but I come down hard on yah-too awful hard, lookin back on it, `specially as a man who preaches the Good Word tah all these folks ever Sunday.". . . "Fer years I come between yah both, an' took away yer happiness, an' lessened that ah yer families an' friends." Lookin at both ah them, the Parson said, "I wronged yah Joe, an' I wronged yah Florentine. I'm sorry, an' I'll never let muh ire come between yah `gain. I'm makin muh change, here an' now, if'n yah'll allow it." Lookin tah each ah `em, he offered, "I'd like tah have yer forgiveness Joe, an' Florentine, an' Doc an' Isabel, if yah can find it in yer hearts after how I treated yah." After he said his piece, the Parson stood there quiet. The whole ah the congregation wuz stunned an' silent, theys minds reelin' with what they jes' heard. The Parson done opened up an' bared his heart an' soul fer ever last one ah us tah behold, an' the effect wuz overwhelmin'. Jaws wuz a hangin on `bout ever livin body in the place. By now, I managed tah look on over tah where Florentine wuz a settin, an' could see she wuz a weepin in silence. Up ahead ah me, Isabel had `er head leanin on Doc's shoulder, an' I could see she wuz shudderin as well. An' then, Joe stood up from his spot, an' come on out intah the main aisle. He took a couple ah steps toward the Alter where the Parson wuz standin, an' put out his hands. I'm `fraid if'n yuh want tah know what Joe said, yah'll just have tah put out $10.25 to buy the dang book. The cover by Jonathan Fesmire is particularly attractive and unique. I love the cute frog hangin' out of Joe's back pocket on the back cover. There are little drawings throughout the book which add to the humor, and it's very clear that this book was a true labor of love, with much attention to detail. Joseph Yakel provides us with some autobiographical information about himself. He did grow up in the Heldeberg Mountains, is a retired Federal Army Chief Warrant Officer, and has written two books about genealogy, and numerous articles on electronic technology, military history and leadership. The Legend of Juggin Joe is his first `situational humor' book, and if it's at all autobiographical . . . well, then I say, "Bless your sweet soul, Joe." Reviewed by Kaye Trout - March 24, 2006 - Copyright
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5.0 out of 5 stars
Showdown at the Hoedown!!,
By GEL "geljal" (Altamont, New York United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Legend of Juggin Joe (Paperback)
It's a showdown at the Hoedown with Juggin Joe carrying his jug and loaded for bear. This here yarn is a knee-slapper from cover to cover. Vaulted from the hills of New York onto the world stage and back again, Joe ever-rises to the occasion while always remembering "to thine ownself be true". His antics will cause a guffaw and provoke a thought or two as well. The language is unique, written in a way that really brings it all to life. An excellent first effort by author Joe Yakel.
3.0 out of 5 stars
The Legend of Juggin Joe by Joseph Yakel,
By Clayton Bye (Kenora, On, Canada) - See all my reviews
This review is from: The Legend of Juggin Joe (Paperback)
The Legend of Juggin Joe
By Joseph Yakel ISBN: 1-4116-2588-9 Printed in the USA, [...], 2005 Humour/Romance/Fiction The copyright page of The Legend of Juggin Joe had me hooked before I took in a word of Joseph Yakel's marvelous story... "While some ah the general geographic locations in this here legendary tale may be fer real, the events an' characters contained within are a work ah fiction, the product ah the author's vivid `magination. Any similarities betwixt these here events an' characters bearin' tah real events er other folks, either livin' now, er passed tah the Great Beyond, may be knee slappin' hilarious, but don't git'cher shorts in a bind, cuz they's jes' purely coincidental, nonetheless." Am I going to reveal anything else about The Legend of Juggin Joe? Not a thing that could spoil the many surprises awaiting you. What I can do, though, is honour Joseph's Yakel's wonderful accomplishment with a few comments given in the country dialect I learned as a child: I ain't heard nor read ah backwoods story such as this'un since I was ah knee-biter sittin' on ah stump in muh Gramp's wood shop. One `o muh uncles had dug ah bottle o' whiskey out from unner the ole school bell thet was plum in the middle of ah shavin's pile. Ever'body knowed the preacher wouldn't be havin' none. Me neither (legal whiskey, white lightnin' an' other wonnerful surprises thet show up in real whiskey jugs were still some ways down the road for me). Anyway, Gramp's took us on ah trip thru the Great Depression with ah voice thet made us shiver an' laugh an' cry. Then, as the whiskey run low and Gramp's spirit rose high, he finished up by recitin' ah perfect stream o' poems like The Cremation o' Sam McGee an' The Shootin' o' Dan Magrew an' My Madonna. The great leveler come fer Gramp's ah few years back, but muh heart still about busts when I think o' the stories what rolled off his tongue like cold spring water after ah day in the fields. Gramp's taught me to play the mouth organ an' carve the wood an' tell stories an' be a man. Joseph Yakel reminds me o' Gramp's. He writes like a down-homer, an' his form o' mountain speakin' pulled me into his world faster'n any team o' horses or tractors I ever rode coulda got down to the first curve o' Gramp's driveway. An' as I spent hours feeling as if'n I was back in muh own childhood, this story teller done reached me deep. Be ya highlander, flatlander, or city dweller what's caught between, ya gotta get yerself ah copy o' this book thet God-instilled talent or somethin' more drinkable musta inspired. I done taken my hat off to ya Mr. Yakel copyright © 2006 Clayton Clifford Bye
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