Product Details

• Format: NTSC
• Language: English
• Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  
• Number of discs: 1
• Rated: Unrated
• Studio: Seduction Cinema
• DVD Release Date: July 27, 2010
• Run Time: 345 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 1.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
• ASIN: B003GOOZYY
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #30,462 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

Editorial Reviews

My Vampire Lover: When sexy lesbian blood-sucker Monique moves into town, it's up to Chip the cable guy and two detectives to hunt down and destroy the fanged perpetrator. Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing: It's a battle to save the hearts, minds, bodies and souls of the beautiful women of Ellinville University when dashing and beautiful monster-hunter Wilhelmina Van Helsing battles it out with the nocturnal seductress Countess Dracula. Vampire Seduction: Seduced by Dracula’s Daughter, Wally Van Helsing becomes a mindless servant that seeks out delectable women to deliver to her lair. Vampire Vixens: Dracoola desires only the choicest women as her lesbian sex slaves, and nerdy Eugene Renfield delivers them hot 'n writhing to her lair.

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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Vampires killed with food seam to be a theme here!, May 19, 2011

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Anja Rebekka Schultze (Norway) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Lesbian Vampire Lovers: Collection (DVD)

First off all if you are considering getting this collection know that this is soft core porn not traditional movies. I bought this expecting trashy B horror movies and was quite surprised to find that all the movies are pornos. Now some pornos have a plot but these really do not, if you are after seeing sexy women doing their thing then this might be for you, but these films really do not work as movies. Now also the text on the back of the cover is a bit misleading, here is what the movies is really about.

Vampire Seduction: In this film which have about the worst acting I have ever seen the Van Helsing line have been cursed by Dracula and become retarded. Wally Van Helsing stumbles upon the daughter of Dracula and is sent to bring her lesbians so she can renew her armies of vampires. That is it for plot, the rest of the film is sex scene after sex scene as Wally watches women have at it with one another while making monkey sounds, after the scenes he is always discovered and chased off and then we repeat the process with the next couple and so on. The sex is also unimaginative and boring. But if you want to see a mentally retarded man oogle women who touch one another then this might be for you.

Vampire Vixens: This is a sequel to Vampire Seduction, for some reason which to me is a mystery on the scale of who built the pyramids Vampire Seduction sold enough to warrant a sequel. In this sorry excuse for a movie Wally have become intelligent as he killed Dracula's daughter in the last movie with a garlic sandwich, unfortunately she is resurrected by another mentally challenged man who is then sent out to kill Wally, he however do not listen to the vampire woman and instead just go around looking in through people's windows at women having sex with one another. The same unimaginative sex as last time and this time it is more of it and what little there was of a plot in the last movie is now completely gone. This is sex sex sex and then scenes of a drooling imbecile watching it, Wally is off course now stupid again so he do about the same- The movie is a mess and I can not imagine anyone enjoying this.

Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing: This is the best movie of the set, or the least bad. Here you have the shy, nerdy descendant of the Van Helsing line who meets a vampire woman. This is sort of like a remake of Vampire Seduction but with allot more plot, a bit better acting and a bit more imagination in the sex scenes. The sex scenes shifts between couples more rapidly to reducing how boring the film is. This film is horribly bad, and not in a good way, but it can at least be called a movie.

My Vampire Lover: In this film a vampire woman movies into a neighborhood to look for her soulmate. The way she looks for that special someone is to seduce them and then after having had sex with them bite them, if they do not die they are her soulmate. This movie is the best porn of the lot, though this is sill pretty bad porno. And here to off course we have a retarded man watching the action, Chip the cable guy, seriously what are the director's fascination with idiots, do he think drooling men with the minds of five year olds are sexy?

This movie collection fails in every way, they are bad porn, they are horrid movies, the acting is bad, the sex is boring, the costumes is foul, this just do not work. If what you are looking for is lesbian porn then there are better choices out there and if you are looking for vampire movies then you can do better than softcore films with a vampire theme slapped on. The female stars of this movie are very pretty and nice to look at but that do not helo when the films themselves are this bad. Zero stars.