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Dena Harris (Author)
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From the Author

I’ve been allergic to cats most of my life, but that didn’t stop me from bringing Lucy, our first cat, home. I found her when she was three months old, outside, the night before the first frost of the year. I’d never been around a cat for an extended period and my husband was raised in a petless environment as well. Needless to say, we were in for a few surprises.

These stories are about our life with cats (we were crazy enough to bring a second one into the house). I’d say every story is 90% accurate with just a bit of stretching thrown in for laughs. The Great Cat Butt-Wiping Adventure? Happened. Mice in the waterdish? You betcha. I can’t make this stuff up.

I’ve been told the stories are as much about marriage as they are about cats. I’d agree. I tried to write them with that "Erma Bombeck adopts Garfield" feel to them.

Neurotic and demanding as they are, I wouldn’t miss out on having cats. When I’m scratching behind their ears and they’ve got a big purr going, it makes me smile no matter what my mood.. I mean, really, how many chances do we get in life to make someone that happy?

I hope you (and your cats) enjoy the book!

Dena Harris

About the Author

Dena Harris is a popular cat humorist and freelance writer published in Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover’s Soul, Cats & Kittens, I Love Cats!, Puppies USA, Dog & Kennel, and more. She teaches public speaking and networking workshops around the country. Visit her websites for additional information.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 100 pages
  • Publisher: Spotlight Publishing, Inc. (September 10, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0976846926
  • ISBN-13: 978-0976846925
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (10 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #563,769 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Author, writer, speaker, runner, reader, cat lover, aspiring vegan, Mid-Western girl who somehow ended up living in the South. Known as "America's Cat Humorist," Dena Harris's stories provoke laugh-out-loud reactions from readers in her short-story humor collection, Lessons In Stalking: Adjusting to Life with Cats (2005). A former humor columnist for Cats & Kittens magazine and Banfield magazine (distributed to over 30,000 veterinarians across the nation), Dena's humor appears in Chicken Soup for the Soul: What I Learned From the Cat (2009), Cup of Comfort for Cat Lovers (2008), Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover's Soul (2007), and Chicken Soup for the American Idol Soul (2008). She is also the author of For the Love of Cats (2006), a glossy 315-page coffee table book covering every aspect of the furry feline.

Dena's proudest moment as a writer arrived in 2005 when she was a runner-up in Sea Yu Enterprise's "Slinkiest Pet in America" essay contest--validation that a lifetime of hard work has its rewards.

Dena is an active member of the American Society of Journalists & Authors (ASJA), an advanced Toastmasters public speaking group, and the CWA ( an organization of professionals writing, publishing, and broadcasting about cats.). She is the host of her own monthly AM radio show and is a humor judge for various writing contests across the nation. She is also a member of several business networking groups.

A freelance magazine writer by day (and caped cat crusader by night), Dena's articles have appeared in over 50 national and international publications including Writer's Digest, Art Jewelry, The Toastmaster, 2007 & 2008 Novel & Short Story Writer's Market, Puppies USA, Pet Sitters International, and many more. A diverse array of companies, individuals, and organizations rely on Dena for their corporate communications through her company, Write For You.

Dena graduated from Miami University (Ohio) with a degree in communications and earned her Master of Library and Information Studies (MLIS) degree at University of North Carolina-Greensboro. Prior jobs include bodily-injury claims adjuster, database librarian, and job-coach for displaced homemakers. All of which make her grateful for a life now filled with cats and writing.

Dena resides in North Carolina with her husband and their two cats, in a home packed with expensive, never touched cat stuff.

 

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars One thing is missing..., June 14, 2006
This review is from: Lessons in Stalking... Adjusting to Life with Cats (Paperback)
As an author, coach and speaker I read lots of books. The difference between the usual books I read and "Lessons in Stalking" by Dena Harris is that this one is very, very funny!

I was reading about grape benadryl and laughing so much that my son wanted to know what was going on. I read the story out loud to him and my wife and they found it a hoot too.

Whether it's a cat foaming at the mouth, a husband trying to get the last of the foam off after a cat bath, or a couple doubling their pleasure(?) by adding a kitten, the personal vignettes penned by Dena Harris in "Lessons in Stalking" are entertaining, instructive, and very, very funny.

Whether you own a cat now, have owned cats in the past, or are trying to justify to your spouse why you absolutely can't get a cat this book is for you.

Oh yeah, it might even be for you if you want to get a cat.

I highly recommend "Lessons in Stalking" for you and all your cat friendly friends.

And the one thing that missing? That would be more stories!

Kevin Decker
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, funny book, November 22, 2005
This review is from: Lessons in Stalking... Adjusting to Life with Cats (Paperback)
A must for all cat lovers. Lessons in Stalking is 20 of the funniest (and true) short stories on cat ownership. It's a quick read and great for anytime you'd like a little humor in your life. Dena has shared some very true, witty stories about being a pet owner -- and in particular, being a pet owner.

You're chortle at Never Feed a Cat Grape Benadryl, Kitty Jihad, Jingle Ball Horrors, Tacky Tape Sucks and other reasons why I can't own nice furniture. and Morning Revelry. But to be honest, they're all funny.

If you own a cat, buy this book!
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars A great little book, even if you don't own a cat!, October 11, 2005
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I started to read this book and couldn't put it down. The humor is non-stop. Dena Harris is simply a wonderful writer and I don't even own a cat! I was giggling at the butt-wipe adventure when my husband walked in and I shared it with him. We both laughed and then I caught him reading later after I finished it. It's an easy read, I would recommend this book to anyone who needs a laugh or a great gift idea to friends with cats. Go Dena! Can't wait to read the next one!
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