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Lessons (and other morbid drabbles) [Kindle Edition]

Michael Crane
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (30 customer reviews)

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Book Description

A man learns a painful and valuable lesson... one finger at a time.
An old couple bickers over disgusting leftovers.
Kids go ignored when they tell their parents about the horrors that lurk in their bedrooms, until it's too late...

LESSONS AND OTHER MORBID DRABBLES is a collection of twenty-five 100-word shorts that range from darkly comic to downright terrifying and wrong. Some shorts feature ghouls and monsters while others are simply about people behaving very, very badly. Which is scarier? Find out in this sick and twisted collection.

They may only be a few words long, but that doesn't lessen the bloodshed any...

(Want more drabbles? LESSONS II: Another Morbid Drabble Collection, LESSONS III: Demonic Dolls and Other Morbid Drabbles, and LESSONS IV: The Dead Carnival and Other Morbid Drabbles are now available.)
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"You will laugh when you read LESSONS. You will shiver. You may not sleep again."
--John Fitch V, author of A GALAXY AT WAR and OBLOERON: THE RISE OF THE DARK FALCON (coming soon)

"It's hard to write a good story in exactly 100 words. It's even harder to do it twenty-five times in a row. But Michael Crane pulls it off. He really knows how to hit you in the gut and keep on swinging. I loved this little collection, and I think you will, too."
--Daniel Pyle, author of DISMEMBER and DOWN THE DRAIN

"I know what you're thinking - stories in under a 100-words? That sounds ridiculous and unenjoyable. But you're wrong. Dead wrong. They are morbid, but they're fun and quick and perfect."
--Amanda Hocking, author of HOLLOWLAND and the MY BLOOD APPROVES series

"Do you like horror? Do you like bite sized pizza? If so, you'll love Michael Crane's LESSONS AND OTHER MORBID DRABBLES. Each story here is exactly 100 words long. They're just as delicious, quick to consume, and horrifyingly bad for you as those little pizza snacks. Enjoy!"
--Daniel Arenson, author of THE GODS OF DREAM, FLAMING DOVE and FIREFLY ISLAND

"LESSONS by Michael Crane is a wonderfully campy, disgusting, funny, and ironic collection... They snag you by the title and by the time you reach the last sentence, you excitedly turn to the next page, where even more snippets of horror goodness awaits you."
--Robert J. Duperre, JOURNAL OF ALWAYS, and author of THE RIFT series


Editorial Reviews

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"You will laugh when you read LESSONS. You will shiver. You may not sleep again."
--John Fitch V, author of A GALAXY AT WAR and OBLOERON: THE RISE OF THE DARK FALCON (coming soon)

From the Author

LESSONS AND OTHER MORBID DRABBLES was a bit of an experiment for me.  It's very different from what I normally write, but I think it's important to always try new things out as a writer.  Otherwise, you do away with the whole surprise factor.  It started out as me simply wanting to see if I could attempt one or two, and next thing you know I couldn't stop.  I had so much fun writing this, and I hope you'll all enjoy it as well.

-Michael Crane

Here's the first drabble, BEDTIME:

BEDTIME
     "There isn't a monster under your bed," Daddy says.
     "Is so."

     "Bradley, I'm not going to let you stay up late because you're making up stories about monsters and whatnot," he says, folding his arms and frowning.

    "Look under there, and if there isn't a monster I'll go to sleep."

     Daddy laughs and shakes his head. "Fine.  If that'll make you feel better."  He gets down on his knees and sticks his head underneath my bed.

     Then there's a scream and a loud chomping noise.  I see the color red spill on the floor...

     Daddy doesn't have a head anymore.

Product Details

  • File Size: 166 KB
  • Print Length: 35 pages
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Michael Crane (October 18, 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0047T7F0S
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #289,590 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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Customer Reviews

It was a quick read and very entertaining. Josef Bass  |  8 reviewers made a similar statement
An easy one session read or maybe read one a night as bedtime stories. BigAl  |  6 reviewers made a similar statement
There are long short stories, short short stories, and micro-short stories. Sean M. Sweeney  |  4 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Quick & Fun December 8, 2010
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It's morbid and fun in an Edward Gorey or Tim Burton sorta way. It's short, but not in a bad way, and even though each story is only 100-words they feel complete. Like long haikus. Definitely worth the price.
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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars An experiment in Fun & Terror October 25, 2010
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A fun collection of stories 25 in all wrote in 100 words each. I't takes some talent to form a story in 100 words or less and he accomplished it with no problem at all. all for .99 cents is a great buy for entertainment. Lessons was probably my favorite, going to ask the author if I can turn it into a short film, it would be a blast.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Nuggets of Unexpected Evil December 19, 2010
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It takes talent to engage a reader in a hundred words, and then to shock her. Each of Michael Crane's drabbles did just that. Each story is a nugget of unexpected evil. Mr. Crane's style is easy and enjoyable, journeying the reader into a false sense of security and then, bam! I look forward to the next collection of drabbles from this gifted author.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Quick read
Funny and creepy stories. I enjoyed them. Also a very quick read.
I will be checking out his other books.
Published 4 months ago by Lyndall
2.0 out of 5 stars Nothing Happens In One Hundred Words
This was like reading a joke book that has no set ups for the jokes only the punch lines. Like reading a comic book with no art, just dialog. Read more
Published 6 months ago by Sioux Z Goober
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it!
This was a quick read, but I was laughing the whole time. I enjoyed it so much I am buying number II, III & IV. Number II has a picture of a bloody sock monkey on the front . . . Read more
Published 8 months ago by Alabama Catlady
2.0 out of 5 stars 25 stories by which you can judge how sick you may be.
Drabble or drivel, it's all the same in this little book of depravity. Do you gawk at accident scenes, long to see the horrible wounds in the body under the sheet or wish you had a... Read more
Published 8 months ago by POIA
5.0 out of 5 stars short but likeable
I honestly didn't know what a "drabble" was, so I was a little surprised at how short each story was. Read more
Published 8 months ago by randomcthulu
4.0 out of 5 stars dark lessons
This is totally new type writing to me. 100 word stories. Quite the feat to manage I should think. Read more
Published 8 months ago by Christine Staeven
4.0 out of 5 stars Short and not-so-sweet!
"Lessons (and other morbid drabbles)" by Michael Crane, starts out with a lesson, by defining what a "drabble" is: it is a very short piece of fiction written with no more than 100... Read more
Published 9 months ago by Grampy
1.0 out of 5 stars Waste of time and money.
I read this book in under 20 minutes. It was not scary and could have been written in a day by a high school student who needs therapy.
Published 9 months ago by Tallreader
5.0 out of 5 stars A Lot Happens in 100 words!
I'm a big fan of the Lessons books.

Michael Crane accomplishes quite a bit with each tale and the format of 100 words...and done! Read more
Published 14 months ago by Michael E. Grant "Late Night Horrors"
3.0 out of 5 stars Quirky tales of horror
What a twisted soul this author has. I don't normally read horror, it scares me. But I had heard things about this book and was curious. Curiosity killed the cat you know. Read more
Published 16 months ago by ?wazithinkin
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More About the Author

Michael Crane is an indie author and scribbler of inane babble that can sometimes end up as stories. He went to Columbia College Chicago where he earned a BA in Fiction Writing and drank one too many Red Bulls. He is the author of IN DECLINE, LESSONS AND OTHER MORBID DRABBLES, LESSONS II: ANOTHER MORBID DRABBLE COLLECTION, LESSONS III: DEMONIC DOLLS AND OTHER MORBID DRABBLES and A GNOME PROBLEM (a novelette). His work has appeared in DEVIL MUSIC AND 18 OTHER STORIES by David McAfee, EVIL PUPPIES by Aaron Daniels, A LAND OF ASH by David Dalglish, and DARK TOMORROWS by J.L. Bryan. He lives in Illinois and is always trying to work on something new, unless he's battling stupid writer's block.

Some of his favorite writers are Raymond Carver, Richard Yates, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis and Hunter S. Thompson.

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