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Lies I Told My Children [Kindle Edition]

Karen McQuestion
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Karen McQuestion not only admits to having lied to her children, she lists it as one of her top secret parenting strategies. Some of her finest parenting moments, she recounts, have involved deception. On planes she’s translated the garbled pilot’s announcement to her advantage saying, “This plane won’t ever land if you keep kicking the back of that seat!” and once introduced a new entrée to her fussiest eater by saying, “Honestly, we’ve had this before and you really liked it.”

Among the 29 essays collected here (many previously published in the Chicago Tribune, Newsweek, the Christian Science Monitor, or broadcast on NPR's Lake Effect) are the author’s account of her first time cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the in-laws, an identity mix-up at a Chinese restaurant, and a description of the most important place she visited while in Washington D.C.—the women’s bathroom in the Department of Agriculture building. Throughout, McQuestion shares stories of her life and family with humor and heartwarming insights.

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 182 KB
  • Print Length: 70 pages
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B002J4U08C
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (56 customer reviews)
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22 of 25 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Buy It Now!, August 3, 2009
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I wasn't sure what to expect, but I enjoyed this book so much--funny, thoughtful, funny, and heartwarming. Did I mention funny? If you're tired of depressing books (I know I am), and need something to lift your spirits, this is it.
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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it!, August 16, 2009
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I loved this! I don't usually go for essay collections, but this cracked me up! I fell for the title, and if you are a parent, you know what I mean. Although not every story was about parenting, every story felt like real life (but in a good way), sort of like a Dave Barry for us moms!
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars SO funny, so real!, August 29, 2009
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I loved this collection of essays. It felt like a walk through my own reality as a mom. Karen injects such humor into everyday occurences. I found myself laughing out loud many times as I read this collection. I can't wait to see more from this incredible author!

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Karen McQuestion writes books for both adults and kids/teens and is a bestselling author in Kindle. Two of her novels placed in the top 100 Customer Kindle books for 2010, based on sales and reader reviews. Her novel, A Scattered Life, has been optioned for film. Originally self-published, she now writes for AmazonEncore and Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. Ms. McQuestion (really her last name) lives in Wisconsin with her family.

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