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Product Details

  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Villard; Original edition (February 7, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0345528379
  • ISBN-13: 978-0345528377
  • Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.5 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (242 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #91,543 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

Editorial Reviews


“Hilarious . . . Sarah’s honesty and comedic voice will have you laughing in stitches.”—Jenny McCarthy
“Hilarious, observant, and surprisingly poignant. Look past the toned legs and glorious mane of hair and you’ll find one of the best comic storytellers we’ve got.”—Diablo Cody

About the Author

Sarah Colonna is a writer and roundtable regular on the hit late-night talk show Chelsea Lately, and a producer and star of After Lately. She has been performing stand-up in Los Angeles and across the country for several years and has appeared on various television shows. She used to drink bourbon but now prefers vodka.

Customer Reviews

This book is a quick read and laugh out loud funny.
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I've read all the Chelsea Handler books and when I saw Sarah from Chelsea Lately had a book I had to read it.
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This book is very poorly written and is basically a bunch of scattered thoughts thrown together in a book.
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37 of 39 people found the following review helpful By Megan @ Book Brats on February 7, 2012
Format: Paperback
After receiving LIFE AS I BLOW IT through Random House's Early Bird Reads program, I didn't know what to expect. Honestly, I don't like `Chelsea Lately' - I like Chelsea Handler's books, but despise her show, her acting her standup. I took ARE YOU THERE, VODKA? with me on a flight to Japan and was angry when I finished it two hours later. It was that good. Sarah Colonna is a writer and executive producer on `Chelsea Lately', so she had big shoes to fill on this one. Writing a book that amuses me as much as the shenanigans in Chelsea Handler's books is a difficult task, but somehow, Colonna managed to rise to the occasion - and actually might have beat Handler in some aspects.

Colonna's debut is a mixture of sexcapades, drinking stories, and embarrassing adventures. I don't identify with Colonna for a second, being an overeducated, prudish homebody who thinks that a fun night out is going to get Korean barbecue and be home by 9 for five episodes of `Arrested Development' for the 50th time and some string cheese for dessert. Once I started this book, I couldn't stop. From recollections of boyfriends past and her inability to settle down, I was laughing out loud having a great time. With a few exceptions of dull moments and random connecting threads, this book lives up to the expectations given to it as being a book connected to Chelsea Handler's comedic writing mastery.

If you are into comedic books with a more adult take (IE tales of drinking, drugs, and lots of sex), then LIFE AS I BLOW IT is probably a book for you. The stories are funny, ranging from heartfelt to just plain hilarious. And although I don't identify with Colonna, I do identify with being a young person who isn't ready to grow up, be serious, and figure out who I am.
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20 of 23 people found the following review helpful By M. Whatley on February 9, 2012
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Whatever your expectations, I believe this book will take you by surprise. It did me.

Rather than just throwing a collection of funny stories together - and don't get me wrong, there is an awesome collection of stories here -- Sarah Colonna sets out in this memoir to explore and, if possible, reconcile competing aspects of her personality. The tales that illustrate this struggle begin in childhood and move to the present. There are moments that are devastatingly funny and some that are just devastating, and I don't sense the usual memoir attempt to whitewash portions of the story or exaggerate certain aspects to make the author look good. I got the feeling I was reading the naked truth, and she does not hold back. This book is bold.

Sarah doesn't go for easy comforts when it comes to her life choices (maybe with her soap opera choices, but who am I to say). She challenges herself in her work and love, and she insists on her right to enjoy life to the fullest.

Throughout the book you realize that, in spite of experience and even success, Sarah's life is still a high-wire act. You can't look away as she continues, on her terms, to figure it all out.

Oh, one more thing: this book is hilarious. Get it.
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful By BoiseFan101 on February 7, 2012
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Watching Chelsea Lately and After Lately I am usually laughing out loud, more than I do watching any other show on TV and Sarah Colonna has a lot to do with that.

Sarah does not disappoint since she has a way of telling her story with amazing honesty, great detail, sometimes disturbingly clear images, and that quick wit/sarcastic humor that makes her so much fun to watch on TV. There are many highlights and I don't want to create any spoilers but just a few of my favorites include her high school love Bucky who was not the best poet, Lifetime network addiction, true reason for loving baseball, picking roommates based on scent, meeting Chelsea, perfecting her acting skills on cops, how not to wake up in Cabo, the worst way ever to become a cat owner, dating guys who keep notes (creepy), drunk buying a guy flowers, spreading ashes at Yankee Stadium, trying to juggle a relationship and get a career going, why online dating is very flawed, and her love of the movie "Arthur"...not the very crappy Russell Brand remake. I was laughing from the beginning all the way to the last page.

Between all the funny stories I also learned how much crap Sarah has gone through to get to where she is today. When they say success in the entertainment business doesn't happen overnight,this is proof of that. Sarah was tough enough to keep striving to reach her goal when I think most people would have just given up and moved back home, also lucky for her she has a loving support system in the form of her family and the friends she has made along the way. I think this book should be required reading for anyone thinking of moving to Los Angeles to be in the entertainment industry. Thanks for the laughs. Well done, Sarah. Well Done.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Elielle on March 31, 2014
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I loved Chelsea's books. This came up as a suggested read and Chelsea employs Sarah, so I thought, this has to be good. But this book was absolutely terrible. I kept waiting....reading.....waiting.....reading....waiting for something extremely funny where I would be laughing to myself like I did with Chelsea's books, but there never was anything. I stayed with the book because I thought that there was going to be something extremely enlightening at the end. I got a big fat nothing. If you enjoy reading about a person as they struggle to get somewhere in Hollywood, this is your book. They bartend, sleep with losers, and then if they wait it out and sweat it out, eventually they will get their foot in the door. What kills me, though, about Hollywood, is that there is this bubble. If you get so far ahead, you think that you really are funny and you become famous and popular. But that bubble does something to you. The early stuff is the funniest because it's truly funny and sincere. You get your laughs, you make your money and you get out. As Kenny Rogers says, You gotta know when to foldem, know when to walk away, know when to run. Seriously, Sarah, don't write another book. We don't care about your boring sex life, your losers, or your drinking problem. There was absolutely nothing funny or compelling about your life. It was boring as HELL. I have no idea how on earth you have anything to write about. You aren't creative, you aren't inherently funny, and well, its goddamn lucky that you knew Chelsea, because you shouldn't be anywhere but serving drinks at Mirabelle.
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