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Lights, Camera...Monsters [Kindle Edition]

Lila Dubois
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (24 customer reviews)

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Book Description

When monsters need a makeover, they head for the one place that can make it happen. Hollywood. Book 1, Monsters in Hollywood series. Luke is desperate to save his people. A lifetime of sneaking in to human houses and watching movies has convinced him that if he can make a great movie about monsters, humanity will change its opinion of them. With his friends at his side, all in shiny new human bodies, Luke heads for Tinsel Town.

A rising Hollywood producer, all-business Lena knows a good story when she sees it. Luke? He’s just another amateur who wants to get famous. But Luke’s too gorgeous to pass up. And there’s something vulnerable about him that leads her to throw caution to the wind and invite him to dinner.

One night of incredible sex later, Lena wakes up next to the surprise of her life. She’s sleeping next to a monster. Literally.

Appearances aside, she finds herself wanting to help Luke save his people. But they’ve got more to worry about than just human prejudice.

Some of the monsters would rather stay in the closet—and to make them all stay there, they’re willing to kill.

Warning, this title contains the following: multiple orgasms, spanking, misuse of kitchen utensils and sex with monsters.



Editorial Reviews

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If this first book is any indication of how good the others are going to be then I am going to be on pins and needles waiting for them all to come out!
--Fallen Angel Reviews

Ms. Dubois has a great gift for really prolonging the ecstasy of her scenes, and the love scenes between Luke and Lena will leave readers wrung out and panting for more.
--Romance Junkies

The scene in which she first sees Luke's true form is really funny. If you like the paranormal but are getting tired of the same old creatures, Lights, Camera...Monsters is a good choice.
--Joyfully Reviewed

About the Author

Lila is a multi-published, bestselling author of erotic, paranormal and fantasy romance. Having spent extensive time in France, Egypt, Turkey, Ireland and England Lila speaks five languages, none of them (including English) fluently.

Product Details

  • File Size: 325 KB
  • Print Length: 174 pages
  • Publisher: Samhain Publishing, Ltd. (February 12, 2008)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0015Z7VWE
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #417,448 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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15 of 17 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Lights, Camera... Monsters February 9, 2009
By MNix
Format:Kindle Edition
Luke and his two friends, Michael and Henry, are determined to change humans' opinions about their kind. To do this, they need the assistance of some humans in the entertainment industry. They decide to go with Calypso Productions, but the meeting is a disaster. In the end, Luke asks one of the women to meet again somewhere else, hoping he can convince her to help in a less formal setting. The woman, Lena, asks him to dinner. Though he's nervous--and attracted to Lena--Luke agrees.

Lena has risen to a position of influence as a founding member of Calypso Productions. Together with her three friends, she's one of Hollywood's young elite. Normally she would blow off a guy who gives a presentation as awkwardly as Luke and his friends did. Since she finds him attractive, however, she asks him to dinner with the intention of seducing him. Will Lena still want Luke when she discovers what he and his friends are?

Lights, Camera...Monsters is a cute and interesting tale of what happens when an up-and-coming Hollywood businesswoman meets a monster, literally. Lena is secure in her own place in the world, and proud of her accomplishments. She's tough and knows what she wants. Luke, with his mixture of toughness and tenderness, confidence and vulnerability, throws her for a loop. The scene in which she first sees Luke's true form is really funny. I liked Luke's naïveté regarding human customs, and his uncertainty. He softened some of Lena's grating edges. The storyline itself is engaging, with lots of sex, some action and suspense, and a rather unusual take on the paranormal/monster genre. Secondary characters, including Luke's friends and Lena's business partners, are clearly destined for their own stories. If you like the paranormal but are getting tired of the same old creatures, Lights, Camera...Monsters is a good choice.

Cassie
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Surprisingly Good! July 17, 2011
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A truly entertaining read. I appreciated the "leading monster's" vulnerability, eagerness, and affection for his girlfriend; hot and creative sex; and the wise-cracking group of female friends. I'm afraid I'm going to have to spring for the next one...
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun Erotic Read July 18, 2011
By Lorijay
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If you've come down this far in the reviews, then I hope you'll finish reading. I hope you'll also note the publisher's review that implies very mild BDSM and lots and lots of sex. Don't download this book if you're gonna have a problem with sex on a first date, explicit sexual language and graphic descriptions of sex or people having, you know, sex.

To call this a PNR is a stretch because it's way too erotic to be a romance. And apparently it's not erotic enough to be called erotica for some picky people. If the rest of the story is only a conveyance to get the couple in bed, in my mind that's erotica even if it's tame.

Okay, so now if you're still interested, please get this book! You won't be disappointed. This is a straightforward story with a very simple plot. It's not superior storytelling; I would have liked more character development on both sides, and the dialogue is not great. But, ultimately, I read erotica so I can get jazzed up and go jump my husband; this book definitely, erm, scored in that regard. I hate contrived drama between the male and female who could clear everything up if they only talked about their feelings or asked the right question. The couple in this story had a problem and voila, they talked about it so they could move on to the good part. What a concept.

So, yes, the sex, there's a lot of it. Just because nobody gets a ball gag in their mouth doesn't mean it's not hot. The couple connected, had chemistry and the scene where she's doing the monster, holy smoke... well done.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Wish this Monster was under my bed!! July 17, 2011
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I was pleasantly surprised by this book. I enjoyed how Ms Dubois told the story- in fact I have already purchased and read the 2nd and 3rd book in the series. I can't wait for the next one to see which Monster gets his girl. These books have action, sass, wild sex, violence and just the right bit of suspense.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars I'd watch them on TV! or at the Movies! July 21, 2011
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Interesting plot and totally fresh idea. I enjoyed it alot, a fun and fast read. A paranormal/sexy/hot/romance with a bit of a message. I'll absolutely continue with the series. Happy reading! DawnBee <3

ps. IF you wake up next to a monster after a one-night stand. Don't try to kill it with a tiki torch. It will just bleed a nasty colored, goopy blood-like crap all over your place. lol!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
By K. Ray
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This story is a 2 star for a monster story, but rates higher for erotica/romance. This book had a neat concept, I read the reviews about the sex and figured can't be that much. Well yes it can, the "monsters are among us" is basically a theme for a story of erotica/romance. That being said it is a good read, but be aware if you buy this with the intent of enjoying it for the Monster plot you most likely will be disappointed, since the author does not really spend a lot of time on that story. Now if you enjoy a good erotica/romance story that happens to have a few monsters and a good story line you will enjoy this story. I enjoyed the characters, was hoping for more story about the monsters and their "problem", but what i got was a super steamy romance story, well done, but not what I was expecting. Also I should have paid closer attention to the cover.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars awesome!
After reading the synopsis and reviews by other reader, I was wondering where the story would go but it was a very fast paced, and hot read. Would definitely recommend it!
Published 15 months ago by saj
5.0 out of 5 stars blimey!
brilliant trio of books... tried reading at work (in my break) and had to stop as so hot n heavy! but woweeee.
great underlying story... and really wanted it to be real!! Read more
Published on August 3, 2012 by Vix Kirkpatrick
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it
I bought the very 1st one for free... and I download lots of free crap.
This book, though, I really enjoyed, and downloaded the next ones - I am anxiously awaiting the next... Read more
Published on September 27, 2011 by TAK
5.0 out of 5 stars Just Being Honest
I'll be honest..this isn't a 5 star book. But it didn't deserve all the one star ratings out there and it doesn't deserve the average three star rating it has as of this posting. Read more
Published on August 4, 2011 by Amazon Customer
2.0 out of 5 stars The sex got in the way of the story!
The book starts out interestingly enough, but then degenerates into soft porn and a "strong" woman who, like another reviewer noted, pretty much throws her career aside to have... Read more
Published on August 1, 2011 by Lori
2.0 out of 5 stars Porn disguised as thriller?
When I saw the title: "Lights, Cameara...Monsters", I was curious. I briefly read the description of the book, and thought it was an interesting idea - monsters really do live... Read more
Published on July 31, 2011 by Claus Toftlund
5.0 out of 5 stars Monsters
Loved, loved, loved this story! I couldn't put it down once I started it. Already purchased the next books in the series :)
Published on July 26, 2011 by Pen
5.0 out of 5 stars So hot my kindle caught fire!
I'm totally in love with Lila Dubois and her Monsters in Hollywood series. I grabbed this as a free read and am so glad I did! Read more
Published on July 23, 2011 by Liz
4.0 out of 5 stars More Erotica Than Action Suspense
I did enjoy this book but it's definitely more about the sex marathons between Lena and Luke than "the plot" that could kill them as Luke tries to save his people. Read more
Published on July 22, 2011 by Rebekah Rae
1.0 out of 5 stars Boring
I appreciate that the author was trying to go someplace fresh in PNR (goodness knows we've got enough vampires and werewolves out there), but I don't think this book was a... Read more
Published on July 20, 2011 by morehumanthanhuman
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More About the Author

Lila is a multi-published, bestselling author of erotic, paranormal and fantasy romance. Having spent extensive time in France, Egypt, Turkey, Ireland and England Lila speaks five languages, none of them (including English) fluently.

Lila lives in Los Angeles and loves receiving email from readers. Contact her at author@liladubois.net. You can visit her on the web at LilaDubois.net.

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