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Liquid Ass

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  • Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray
  • Smells like ASS ... only worse
  • 30ml (1 fl oz) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions
  • Excellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games begin!
  • Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle
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Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 4.1 x 1.1 x 1.1 inches ; 1.6 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
  • Origin: Made in USA
  • ASIN: B000OCEWGW
  • Item model number: Mister
  • Manufacturer recommended age: 13 - 15 years
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #211 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (819 customer reviews)
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Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Keep out of reach of children.

Product Description

Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.

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Customer Reviews

A great gag gift.
Nefer Seti
Well..... I sprayed this in her room and went running out of the house to work.
C. S
This stuff smells like straight poop.
Derek M. Garcia

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

705 of 730 people found the following review helpful By Mack R. on January 30, 2010
My bottle of liquid ass arrived in the mail the other day. I wanted to try it at home before unleashing it at work. Entering the kitchen, I sprayed one tiny little "poof" and waited. Within one minute, the kitchen smelled as if an entire college football offensive line had overdone it at the taco stand the previous night.

It was so bad that the cat came into the kitchen and was scraping the bare tile floor with his paw as if he was trying to cover up a huge invisible turd! I've owned other fart sprays that didn't quite smell "right". But Liquid Ass really smells like the real deal.

One word of advice: This is best used in a room with more than 3 people. Crowded dance floors at weddings is ideal! For maximum enjoyment, do not overdo it. Only the worst of genuine human farts are capable of clearing a room. This stuff is extremely powerful so use sparingly to preserve realism. Also, do not let ANYONE know that you have this stuff. As soon as they find out, the fun is over.

Have fun!
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566 of 600 people found the following review helpful By GregS on December 21, 2010
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Just to point something out here... this stuff does not smell like a fart. If you think it does, check your drawers. It smells like ass. A big, hairy, poorly wiped, rarely washed, possibly diseased, decaying ass. It is so real, you'll swear you can smell the hairs in it. I'm actually suspicious that it might not be artificial ingredients, but actual residue from someone's crack. It is THAT bad!

I tried it at work. Nailed the elevator good, and watched one person after another step in, and immediately step out and opt for the stairs. Only one flight of stairs, but that was a blessing by comparison even for the morbidly-obese woman who also opted to take the stairs. Tried it in the office. Thankfully my neighbor happened to have a fan aiming away from my own desk. I heard everything from "shart" to "dead rat" to "they must be cleaning dead frogs out of the vents again." One older gentleman actually went to the bathroom to check his own pants, just in case.

I would never recommend this as cologne.
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190 of 211 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on December 28, 2011
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Liquid Genius is more like it. This is like a 1000 ft. elephant just ate a mountain of cat poop and now has gas. Every time you push the sprayer you summon the Ass Genie. A single squirt is the equivalant to approximately 20 very full litter boxes. 3 squirts and you are flirting with a trailer park full of cat bung and turd-possums. Liquid Ass would make the Honey Badger turn away and barf. Oh Honey Badger cares... crazy little F. Let him chew the cap off of this bottle. He would GLADY get bit by a cobra or stung by bees rather than whiff this asstastic blend of foulness.

Some observations....

The smell:
- cat poop. Lots and lots of cat poop. Barf and cat poop. Death, barf, and cat poop. Hot dead possum, cat poop, barf, and fat sweaty clown ass. Just think of the most rank think you've ever smelled... now multiply it by a dozen. I have NEVER smelled a fart anything close to this nasty. I would take a bare-ass fart to the face a hundred time rather than a passing drift of Liquid Ass.

The taste:
- By way of very unfortunate backdraft outside I caught a full spray in the face. Queue immediate puke. I was horrified. Lava soap to the face horrified. I literally used almost half a tube of toothpaste. It is possible that the mental factor also kicked in and helped drive my disgust. Seriously folks... I was scared.

The reactions:
- 3 squirts in the restroom at work. They called the cleaning crew in.
- 1 squirt in an elevator. They shut the elevator down and left it in the lobby with the door open.
- 2 squirts in the kitchen at work (75ish people on floor). Ghost Town baby. They walk in and run out - Questions about why it smells like cat poop are abound. Microwaves and refridgerators cleaned.
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402 of 465 people found the following review helpful By Dennis Duncan on October 13, 2009
I bought two bottles of this stuff last week after seeing all the online pranks and reviews. I was not disappointed in the least. Liquid A*s is without a doubt the foulest smell I have ever encountered in my twenty nine years life.

The only way I can explain the smell is imagine putting a pile of cat crap in a bathtub full of rotten eggs, and urine that has been farted, and vomited in, then left to sit in the sun for a couple weeks. Two squirts of it had my wife gagging and me rolling on the floor laughing. It is truly a soul shattering smell.

If you love playing jokes on unsuspected victims this is the product for you, but be warned. Liquid A*s puts off a smell that could end a marriage. lol
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186 of 221 people found the following review helpful By Katzilla on August 20, 2011
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I have a problem.... A mother in law problem. She and her husband are the most racist, homophobic and awful people I know. She's currently embroiled in legal battles with 6 different parties and she spends her days being as offensive and contentious as possible. We try to have as little to do with them as decorum allows, but sometimes it can't be avoided even though we are many states away. They tend to extend their visits and spring that they are staying with us without asking. We've approached the situation maturely, but never got the results we wanted. His mother always pretended the "you can't stay with us for 2 weeks right as I am about to give birth" conversation never happened. This time I was prepared... with a bottle of liquid ass.

I crept into our guestroom a few hours before they arrived. I put on our most disgusting stained sheets from our college days, and under them I placed tissues sprayed with liquid ass. 6 squirts on each side. Imagine if you will: an outhouse outside of a chili stand baking in 95 degree heat; A dead cat in a Louisiana Swamp, and the ass sweat of the world's fattest man combined into one trifecta of trifling. It was a smell that could cause a pregnant woman to miscarry.

An hour later the room was rank, so I turned on the fan to disburse the smell above the sheets. The plan was for it to smell HORRIBLE under the sheets, but not above. Something that they would notice too late to ask for different sheets. (We decided to go to bed early so that they could not make such requests.) It worked perfectly, above the sheets the air was fresh, but once inside I'm sure it was like a dutch oven with infected ass.

The next morning they inquired where I got the bed (I am sure that they thought it came from the dump.
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