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- Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray
- Smells like ASS ... only worse
- 30ml (1 fl oz) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions
- Excellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games begin!
- Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle
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5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom. He had been there for hours, so I decided it was time for him to get up.
5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on a sweater in the other room, then nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom, about ten feet away from the boyfriend,
5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn the bathroom fan on.
5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how stinky the cats poop is.
5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in hopes of eliminating the wretched stench.
5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt, insisting that the cats must have crapped somewhere in the house. By this time, the smell has engulfed the appartment (a small two bedroom.) He picks up every piece of laundry on the floor, throws the bathroom mats in the washing machine and finds a face mask and gloves to put on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies at home.)
6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the cats must have stepped in poo and tracked it all over the house. After smelling all four of the cats, he decides the cats must have cleaned themselves by now, At this point, after seeing all of the good this spray had done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each bedroom and once in the livingroom.
6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over the carpet and vacuums the entire place. Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is hidden really well. I can't afford to get caught on this one.
7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced there must be spoiled food somewhere. He takes out the trash and loads the dishwasher.Read more ›
It was so bad that the cat came into the kitchen and was scraping the bare tile floor with his paw as if he was trying to cover up a huge invisible turd! I've owned other fart sprays that didn't quite smell "right". But Liquid Ass really smells like the real deal.
One word of advice: This is best used in a room with more than 3 people. Crowded dance floors at weddings is ideal! For maximum enjoyment, do not overdo it. Only the worst of genuine human farts are capable of clearing a room. This stuff is extremely powerful so use sparingly to preserve realism. Also, do not let ANYONE know that you have this stuff. As soon as they find out, the fun is over.
I tried it at work. Nailed the elevator good, and watched one person after another step in, and immediately step out and opt for the stairs. Only one flight of stairs, but that was a blessing by comparison even for the morbidly-obese woman who also opted to take the stairs. Tried it in the office. Thankfully my neighbor happened to have a fan aiming away from my own desk. I heard everything from "shart" to "dead rat" to "they must be cleaning dead frogs out of the vents again." One older gentleman actually went to the bathroom to check his own pants, just in case.
I would never recommend this as cologne.
In fact I had just bought a room freshener two days ago. Seemed somewhat counter productive.
In truth I was sold mostly on this product by one Amazon user's review where he detailed how during his first trial of liquid ass, his cat appeared and frantically tried to cover up the "invisible turd" by scratching the kitchen floor.
I was in tears laughing.
My experience was great, if you can call it that. I even checked "I love it" as my rating....again quixotic when the product I'm rating smells like ass.
I bought this for my husband who is in part, mentally, perpetually 17 years old. Boy did I nail this gift!
He opened the box and immediately started grinning like a cheshire cat. I of course had to preface the gift opening with...DO NOT USE THIS IN THE HOUSE. (At least our house)
We took to the streets of NYC that day with a friend....who of course had no idea about the liquid ass....
We actually had luck spraying it in the open air.
We were all sitting on a stoop chatting with our friend Ed, when
my husband inconspicuously warned me he was going to do the deed,
So of course I sauntered off to what I thought was a safe distance....about 15 feet away...I was apparently checking out the buildings around us....
I watched as the expression on our friend's face changed from a smile to the..."I smelled s***" expression.
My husband had the same look on his face. Our friend jumped up and yelled "WTF? Did some one just drop shit on us????"
Of course I'm smiling and laughing from the sidelines...when lo and behold, I get a whiff..
Horrendous.Read more ›
Most Recent Customer Reviews
If I crapped in my hand and wiped it on your face, that would smell betterPublished 3 hours ago by Amazon Customer
Sooooo ooo oo bad , my lord this stuff is toxic ,
Gave it to my brother in law ....
Spilled it in his truck ..... Read more
I will buy this again I used this and it's was best fart spray everPublished 9 hours ago by christopher
This stuff... was good enough to get me suspended from school.. that'll be enough to tell you how it smells.Published 17 hours ago by Presley F.
This product is AMAZING!! It is one of the best fart sprays I've used. The only con with this is it's not as strong in highly ventilated areas, but if you are indoors it works... Read morePublished 1 day ago by SpikeyPin3appl3
I thought that this would be a bad smelling spray that works well as a joke. I can assure you, this spray smells atrociously awful. Read morePublished 1 day ago by Brian
Did not work right at all. After sticking this up my ass I was unable to push the button. Why didn't they tell me this?Published 2 days ago by Costx