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Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. Keep out of reach of children.
Product Description
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
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Most Helpful Customer Reviews
483 of 495 people found the following review helpful
By Mack R.
My bottle of liquid ass arrived in the mail the other day. I wanted to try it at home before unleashing it at work. Entering the kitchen, I sprayed one tiny little "poof" and waited. Within one minute, the kitchen smelled as if an entire college football offensive line had overdone it at the taco stand the previous night.
It was so bad that the cat came into the kitchen and was scraping the bare tile floor with his paw as if he was trying to cover up a huge invisible turd! I've owned other fart sprays that didn't quite smell "right". But Liquid Ass really smells like the real deal.
One word of advice: This is best used in a room with more than 3 people. Crowded dance floors at weddings is ideal! For maximum enjoyment, do not overdo it. Only the worst of genuine human farts are capable of clearing a room. This stuff is extremely powerful so use sparingly to preserve realism. Also, do not let ANYONE know that you have this stuff. As soon as they find out, the fun is over.
Have fun!
It was so bad that the cat came into the kitchen and was scraping the bare tile floor with his paw as if he was trying to cover up a huge invisible turd! I've owned other fart sprays that didn't quite smell "right". But Liquid Ass really smells like the real deal.
One word of advice: This is best used in a room with more than 3 people. Crowded dance floors at weddings is ideal! For maximum enjoyment, do not overdo it. Only the worst of genuine human farts are capable of clearing a room. This stuff is extremely powerful so use sparingly to preserve realism. Also, do not let ANYONE know that you have this stuff. As soon as they find out, the fun is over.
Have fun!
308 of 318 people found the following review helpful
By GregS
Amazon Verified Purchase
Durability:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Educational:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Fun:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Just to point something out here... this stuff does not smell like a fart. If you think it does, check your drawers. It smells like ass. A big, hairy, poorly wiped, rarely washed, possibly diseased, decaying ass. It is so real, you'll swear you can smell the hairs in it. I'm actually suspicious that it might not be artificial ingredients, but actual residue from someone's crack. It is THAT bad!
I tried it at work. Nailed the elevator good, and watched one person after another step in, and immediately step out and opt for the stairs. Only one flight of stairs, but that was a blessing by comparison even for the morbidly-obese woman who also opted to take the stairs. Tried it in the office. Thankfully my neighbor happened to have a fan aiming away from my own desk. I heard everything from "shart" to "dead rat" to "they must be cleaning dead frogs out of the vents again." One older gentleman actually went to the bathroom to check his own pants, just in case.
I would never recommend this as cologne.
I tried it at work. Nailed the elevator good, and watched one person after another step in, and immediately step out and opt for the stairs. Only one flight of stairs, but that was a blessing by comparison even for the morbidly-obese woman who also opted to take the stairs. Tried it in the office. Thankfully my neighbor happened to have a fan aiming away from my own desk. I heard everything from "shart" to "dead rat" to "they must be cleaning dead frogs out of the vents again." One older gentleman actually went to the bathroom to check his own pants, just in case.
I would never recommend this as cologne.
325 of 348 people found the following review helpful
I bought two bottles of this stuff last week after seeing all the online pranks and reviews. I was not disappointed in the least. Liquid A*s is without a doubt the foulest smell I have ever encountered in my twenty nine years life.
The only way I can explain the smell is imagine putting a pile of cat crap in a bathtub full of rotten eggs, and urine that has been farted, and vomited in, then left to sit in the sun for a couple weeks. Two squirts of it had my wife gagging and me rolling on the floor laughing. It is truly a soul shattering smell.
If you love playing jokes on unsuspected victims this is the product for you, but be warned. Liquid A*s puts off a smell that could end a marriage. lol
The only way I can explain the smell is imagine putting a pile of cat crap in a bathtub full of rotten eggs, and urine that has been farted, and vomited in, then left to sit in the sun for a couple weeks. Two squirts of it had my wife gagging and me rolling on the floor laughing. It is truly a soul shattering smell.
If you love playing jokes on unsuspected victims this is the product for you, but be warned. Liquid A*s puts off a smell that could end a marriage. lol
Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars
Smelly fun
I like spraying on my friends pillows or in the elevator and makin a run for it. Funn for all (or maybe its just me :D)
Published 1 day ago by Greg Weidler Jr.
5.0 out of 5 stars
Met expectations!
My husband wanted this to use as a joke. It is very smelly, and good for lots of laughs! Phew!
Published 4 days ago by 2AngelKitties
5.0 out of 5 stars
OMG Talk about STINK
Got this for my grandson, he said the smell made him gag.
If you want the worst smell ever, BUY THIS !!!!
If you want the worst smell ever, BUY THIS !!!!
Published 4 days ago by Law
5.0 out of 5 stars
Its horrible.
I havent even found a good place to use this! i've had it for over a year and i just can not bring myself to ruin someone elses house for an hour or two with this haha. Read more
Published 5 days ago by ryan
3.0 out of 5 stars
Not that s***ty
When I buy something called "Liquid Ass" I truly want it to smell like total s***. It smelled s***ty, but not s***ty enough.
Published 5 days ago by Michael Klein
1.0 out of 5 stars
Smells terrible, and so is the length of effect...
Smells absolutely dreadful, which is good. Unfortunately all 3 bottles I received did not last more than 5 minutes, so it was almost entirely wasted. Read more
Published 7 days ago by Justin
5.0 out of 5 stars
SICK
I don't have words to describe this terrifying smell. I sat here for 30 minuets trying to figure out something to say that might help people understand... Sorry to let you down. Read more
Published 8 days ago by Charles Fleming
4.0 out of 5 stars
2 phase liquid ass
Buyer beware! This product starts out and smells as advertised but within a few short hours it will transition from the s*** smell over to a sour, urine like smell. Read more
Published 11 days ago by SeptReviewer
5.0 out of 5 stars
Will do the job
I bought this for a revenge prank. Some kid thought it was funny to throw something at me while riding my bicycle to work and when I found out where he lived I thought it would be... Read more
Published 14 days ago by Josh N.
2.0 out of 5 stars
SPRAY ON ASS
I bought this and I guess it sprayed a little bit in the box...I opened the box and my whole home smelled like a sewer system! This stuff is super nasty!!!!! Read more
Published 16 days ago by Patti
