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Literally, the Best Language Book Ever: Annoying Words and Abused Phrases You Should Never Use Again [Paperback]

Paul Yeager
3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)

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May 6, 2008
By turns gleefully precise and happily contrarian, this is a highly opinionated guide to better communication. In Literally, the Best Language Book Ever, author Paul Yeager attacks with a linguistic scalpel the illogical expressions and misappropriated meanings that are so commonplace and annoying. Identifying hundreds of common language miscues, Yeager provides an astute look at the world of words and how we abuse them every day.

For the grammar snobs looking for any port in a storm of subpar syntax, or the self-confessed rubes seeking a helping hand, this witty guide can transform even the least literate into the epitome of eloquence.


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““If hearing lines such as ‘I could care less’ and ‘This doesn’t help the problem’ drives you bonkers, read up.”
--Real Simple --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

About the Author

Paul Yeager is the managing editor of Accuweather.com and a freelance writer. As a child, he was annoyed when reading, writing, and arithmetic were referred to as the “Three R’s,” and he hasn’t changed a bit over the years. He lives in Altoona, PA.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 208 pages
  • Publisher: Perigee Trade (May 6, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0399534237
  • ISBN-13: 978-0399534232
  • Product Dimensions: 7.3 x 5.7 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #838,116 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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This book turned out to both dull reading and unrealistic in its approach to language today. C. Feldman  |  3 reviewers made a similar statement
Because he is just plain wrong on over half of the expressions that he criticizes. Kerton  |  5 reviewers made a similar statement
It simply isn't worth your time with no bang for your buck or even a wet fizzle. Donna L. Pohlman  |  2 reviewers made a similar statement
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80 of 84 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Petty And Just Plain Wrong June 24, 2008
By Kerton
Format:Paperback
Wow, was I surprised to see that my report will be in the minority here. I thought more people would leave this book with the same impression I did. I was hanging around at a Barnes and Noble and picked this book up. I enjoyed the first two entries I read, so bought the book for reading in my...ahem, boudoir -- I enjoy books with short sections that can occupy my brief time therein.

The author promises to point out trite and hackneyed abuses of the language, but what I found was a simpleton's guide to expressions that had grown old and repetitive to him. Why would I call the author a simpleton? Because he is just plain wrong on over half of the expressions that he criticizes. He makes fun of some items correctly, such as abuses of "literally" and "unique", or some overworked catchphrases like "Where's the beef?", but then loses it.

Many of the expressions he abhors are actually rich in history, and represent an admirable nod to tradition, human experience, etymology, and different eras. For example, he hates, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." and says it's silly for modern, urbanized people to be talking about chickens. Really? The "chickens" are from Aesop's Fable 'The Milk Maid' and date back to 600 BC. An old reference, for sure, but I think the expression has proven itself to have some staying power. For this writer to come along and say we should abandon classic references to such seminal works as Aesop's Fables, just because he's bored of hearing it, is just him griping - and demonstrating an ignorance of literature, history, and etymology. How can one write a book on language with that handicap?

Many others of his gripes fall into the "you don't own chickens, so find a better way to express yourself" formula. His is a sad, robotic interpretation of language. Do we really have to own chickens to talk about them, or would the world be more colorful if we allow (or rather encourage) people to talk with allegory, metaphor, and parable?

He lambastes several business expressions, and is right about a few of them. But most of them have very specific meanings, and the words were invented for a reason - to fill a hole that language didn't cover. A lot of words that he would banish are actually very useful so long as they are used correctly. "Downsized" and "Synergy" are two business words the author hates, but I'll stand to defend. When a person loses a job because a company "downsized" what it means is, yes they were fired, but through no fault of their own. That is a very different meaning than "fired" which the author says is more to the point. "Synergies", meanwhile, is certainly used too often, but nevertheless does fit on occasion: getting your chocolate in my peanut butter comes to mind. I don't agree with the author that we should banish the words.

Other expressions he dislikes are actually very useful shorthand that people can use to effectively communicate with one another. Is the expression "it'll be like finding a needle in a haystack" really so terrible, or is it actually more colorful and quicker to the point than saying "it will be extremely hard to find, because we are looking for something very small in a very big area of possible locations"? The author says the latter is preferable, because it uses plain English instead of a tired, overworked idiom. I say the former is better because it is 'language shorthand'.

Basically, the book was probably based on a few good entries, then the author had to fill up another hundred pages, and just grabbed whatever expressions he could think of, and criticized them. It looks to me like good expressions are thrown in with bad. Just to annoy the author, let me say that he has "thrown the baby out with the bathwater".
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Literally, The Best Language Book Ever May 16, 2008
By M. Wall
Format:Paperback
I bought this book after hearing the author go off on a funny rant about the word "issue" during a radio interview. When exactly DID "issue" stop meaning "topic" and become yet another synonym for "problem"? It was this Andy-Rooney-with-a-sense-of-humor approach to language that sold me on "Literally, the Best Language Book Ever: Annoying Words and Abused Phrases You Should Never Use Again."

The book covers hundreds of communication missteps, but deals with each one in an easily digested 1-3 paragraphs. The tone is lighthearted, but the importance of clear communication is never trivialized. It's probably the easiest and most enjoyable book about language that I've read.
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
When I first saw the book advertised, I made a list of the phrases and comments I thought would be covered. While not a comprehensive listing, the author really hit a home run with the breadth of comments. Some of the offending statement do make commentary more colorful but typically, they add words without understanding whether their usage is really critical to the meaning. In a way, this is using the extreme form of euphemisms and, by virtue of doing so, obscuring the meaning of the statement being made. The book does not seem intended to be deeply thought provoking and, while I did not agree with everything, I did find myself strongly agreeing with quite a few of his observations. It can be read quickly in one sitting or can be used to provide shorter, entertaining breaks in your day.

Many of these phrases are just an example of our need to be constantly talking -- constantly making noise in an attempt to turn the right phrase to make us appear glib and entertaining. I enjoyed the author taking apart language as it is commonly used. Was that literally or figuratively taking apart? Read it and decide which is correct.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Wasn't what I expected
I have skimmed it and found it not what I expected. Don't remember exactly what that was. I was an English major in graduate school, and I love grammar, syntax, use of language... Read more
Published 2 months ago by Shirley Anderson
1.0 out of 5 stars Save your money!
This is literally, the worst language book ever! It is simply a collection of the author's lamentation about catch phrases that he has come to loathe.
Published 6 months ago by ARev. Barbara Berry-Bailey
2.0 out of 5 stars A slog through supercilious pedantry
You'll find some interesting and valid grammar points here, but you'll also find a guy whose fanatical insistence on correctness leaves no room for the delights of colloquial... Read more
Published 21 months ago by Patience Merriman
4.0 out of 5 stars a fondness for lost causes
Truth in advertising first: I have only read sections of this book, not the whole thing.

I agree with most of the book's examples, which are beautifully explained. Read more
Published 21 months ago by Joel
1.0 out of 5 stars DISAPPOINTMENT
This book promised to be both informative and amusing. It was neither. Its pretentiousness reminded me of Bierce's WRITE IT RIGHT, except Yeager is rude and at times bigoted... Read more
Published 21 months ago by Donna L. Pohlman
4.0 out of 5 stars Literally, The Best Language Book Ever
Funny rants about common (mis) usage. Even better, some are a tad idiosyncratic, which made them nice fodder for classroom discussion.
Published on September 13, 2010 by Vicky
2.0 out of 5 stars Less of a rule book...
Again, my review is going to join the minority. I bought this before I read the reviews (mistake!), and the one from D. Kerton is right on the mark of how this book is. Read more
Published on March 4, 2010 by Mia S.
2.0 out of 5 stars A Grammar Nazi's delight
While I abhor the misuse of apostrophes as much as the next guy, I don't bear the same indignation over the vernacular use of language, as Yeager does. Read more
Published on August 19, 2009 by Thomas Lundin
2.0 out of 5 stars A somewhat annoying book of abused phrases
Many of the phrases disliked and despised by the author are also some of my pet peeves, but after a while he just seemed to be 'beating a dead horse' (definitely a despised... Read more
Published on June 28, 2009 by BJ Rose
1.0 out of 5 stars Worst language guide I've ever read
This book is horrible. Yeager offers virtually no reasoning behind his many prohibitions; merely telling the reader to avoid something because it's "not a word," or because it... Read more
Published on May 26, 2009 by trivtriv
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