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How to Live with a Huge Penis [Paperback]

Dr. Richard Jacob (Author), Rev. Owen Thomas (Author)
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (61 customer reviews)
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Release date: February 1, 2009
Is Bigger Really Better?
 
Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on
 
     •  Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
     •  Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
     •  Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
     •  and much, much more
 
Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.
 

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About the Author

Dr. Richard Jacob holds a Ph.D. in Asian economic psychology from East Somerville University, where he also taught until 2003. He lives in Sherman, Connecticut. The Reverend Owen Thomas is an ordained Catholic priest, counselor, and author of the celebrated Frank Stryver crime novel series. He divides his time between Cambridge, Massachusetts, and Miami Beach. Visit their Web site at www.ihaveomg.org.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 128 pages
  • Publisher: Quirk Books (February 1, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1594743061
  • ISBN-13: 978-1594743061
  • Product Dimensions: 4.8 x 0.4 x 8.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (61 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,343 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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4.2 out of 5 stars
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“ When I wear tight jeans, it looks like I have an enema bag in my pants. ” Flannel  |  6 reviewers made a similar statement
“ If you buy this book you will be amused. ” M. Lucas  |  4 reviewers made a similar statement
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331 of 356 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Like a community in a book. Thank you. May 19, 2009
By Daniel R. Dreifort
Format:Paperback
Having the girth of a large shampoo bottle is allegedly a blessing... as long as you're not the one with the "gift". Guys think they want one. Women think they want it given to them. However, my psyche is scarred (and confused) from the howls I've heard after I drop trou. Are they scared? Turned on? Is there a monster behind me? No. The monster has always been in my pants. Only now, after reading this wonderful book have I been able to make peace with my piece.
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5.0 out of 5 stars True and So poignant June 13, 2009
By J. Clark
Format:Paperback
I wasn't going to buy this book but my girlfriend actually got it for me for my birthday. I read it cover to cover and it really has changed my life. I have always suffered with having a (my girlfriend calls it) gi-normous penis. Imagine have two soda cans duct tapped together in your pants. I have always had a hard time sitting down and forget about it if I have an erection. Some people think it would be so awesome to have such a flesh sword in you grundies but I can tell you that it is not what it is cracked up to be. Have you ever had some hottie NOT have sex with you because she was trebling like a newborn fawn? Have you ever been accused of stuffing something down your Granimal jeans by your playground buddies? Have you ever been asked to GO HOME from your boss because you were distracting co-workers? Buy this book- it will change your whole life!
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148 of 190 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Tore apart best friend's relationship with girlfriend August 31, 2009
By D. Delaney
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
I anxiously awaited giving this gift to my best friend, herein referred to as "Walter," over a period of about 2 weeks while we traversed most of Maryland and some of Pennsylvania, and when at last I met his new girlfriend, presented it to him with an ebullient smile.

One week later, Walter messaged me via AIM and simply said, "You Suck."

Soon after, his relationship status on facebook changed to, "single."

Would totally buy again.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Impressive
Like many others I bought this book so I could prominently display it on my bookshelf. But it contains sound advice and it's good to know we are not all making pron films.
Published 14 days ago by Eric Andruscavage
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent advice for people like us
Having been endowed beyond measure I found hope and relief in this little tome. The prayers are especially reassuring for men like us.
Published 27 days ago by Nolabama
2.0 out of 5 stars stupid
This covers every joke ever realized about male genitalia. It is a widely spaced, roomily formatted attempt to cash in. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Virginia Llorca
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I thought the picture on the cover was Da Vinci's perfect man! Instead it's a guy with three legs! I though this would be an educational book about the life and times of Leonardo,... Read more
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5.0 out of 5 stars Enhanced my relationship!
My girlfriend, Libia, gave me this book for my birthday. She was concerned about the the medical and health risks associated with my height, and wanted to show her concern by... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Big Jim
5.0 out of 5 stars Fun book for the coffee table
Makes a great conversation starter. I have guests over every once in awhile and they show me newfound respect after they see this book. Well played.
Published 1 month ago by DJ Zeratul
4.0 out of 5 stars Serious Medical Condition
Having OMG has taken a tremendous toll on my life. Nearly every time I walk my thighs rub into it causing an erection, and then I faint due to lack of blood to my head. Read more
Published 2 months ago by AfricanaScholar
5.0 out of 5 stars For my husband
I got it for my husband. He smiled so big when he got it. He found it humorous and light hearted.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Funny
Well done, Makes a fantastic back of toilette book. Especially if you have guests that aren't aware of you condition.
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I bought this as a dirty Santa gift still unsure if it was for real or not. After I (and every single other human being at the Christmas party) read through it, we are convinced... Read more
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