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How to Live with a Huge Penis Paperback – February 1, 2009

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Dr. Richard Jacob holds a Ph.D. in Asian economic psychology from East Somerville University, where he also taught until 2003. He lives in Sherman, Connecticut. The Reverend Owen Thomas is an ordained Catholic priest, counselor, and author of the celebrated Frank Stryver crime novel series. He divides his time between Cambridge, Massachusetts, and Miami Beach. Visit their Web site at www.ihaveomg.org.
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 128 pages
  • Publisher: Quirk Books; 3.2.2009 edition (February 1, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1594743061
  • ISBN-13: 978-1594743061
  • Product Dimensions: 4.8 x 0.4 x 8.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (222 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #70,128 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Having the girth of a large shampoo bottle is allegedly a blessing... as long as you're not the one with the "gift". Guys think they want one. Women think they want it given to them. However, my psyche is scarred (and confused) from the howls I've heard after I drop trou. Are they scared? Turned on? Is there a monster behind me? No. The monster has always been in my pants. Only now, after reading this wonderful book have I been able to make peace with my piece.
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I wasn't going to buy this book but my girlfriend actually got it for me for my birthday. I read it cover to cover and it really has changed my life. I have always suffered with having a (my girlfriend calls it) gi-normous penis. Imagine have two soda cans duct tapped together in your pants. I have always had a hard time sitting down and forget about it if I have an erection. Some people think it would be so awesome to have such a flesh sword in you grundies but I can tell you that it is not what it is cracked up to be. Have you ever had some hottie NOT have sex with you because she was trebling like a newborn fawn? Have you ever been accused of stuffing something down your Granimal jeans by your playground buddies? Have you ever been asked to GO HOME from your boss because you were distracting co-workers? Buy this book- it will change your whole life!
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I can't tell if these reviews are fake or not. Lmao.
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Its not all bad, I lost a leg in the war, but luckily because of my huge Penis you cant even tell apart from the one small shoe.
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Well done, Makes a fantastic back of toilette book. Especially if you have guests that aren't aware of your condition.
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My name is Chris and I've been living with OMG since I was about 12 or 13.. At first, I was excited.. But shortly after my first girlfriend wanted to go all the way, and we spent four hours trying to squeeze a soda can through a keyhole, I was ashamed of my mini-me.. But with extensive therapy, a repeadative reading of this book, and the support of people that love me.. I'm slowly learning to live with OMG..
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This book was hilarious. The tone stays serious throughout the whole book as it talks about the enormous grief experienced by anyone who suffers from Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG). It is also an excellent "coffee table book" that instantly becomes a conversation piece. If you buy this book you will be amused.
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This book is perfect for the coffee table or on top of the toilet. Inside the cover has a measurement tool just to make sure you meet the requirements to own this book.
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