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Loaded!: Become a Millionaire Overnight and Lose 20 Pounds in 2 Weeks, or Your Money Back Paperback – May 10, 2011
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“These guys are idiots. I wouldn't trust The Dollar Bills to wash my limousine, let alone give me financial advice. With American minds like these poisoning our society, it's no wonder the Chinese are passing us by.” ―Donald Trump
“Humorist and Morning Joe co-host Geist teams with writing partner McDonnell to produce funny new book all about the Benjamins… You might already be in the poorhouse pining for the long-lost American Dream, but at least the Dollar Bills provide some absurd laughs while you're there.” ―Kirkus Reviews
About the Author
Willie Geist is the host of MSNBC's Way Too Early with Willie Geist and the co-host of Morning Joe. He is the author of the New York Times bestseller American Freak Show. Geist, who lives in New York with his wife and two children, has been compared to a young Josh Groban.
Boyd McDonnell is a TV development and production executive in Los Angeles, where he lives with his wife and three children. Loaded! is his first romance novel.
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The premise of the book (well, premise is a bit rich - get it? 'rich') or guiding idea is that Boyd and Willie received a letter promising wealth and fortune from the "Dollar Bills" -- otherwise known as Bill Richter and Bill Lachey. Their promises centered upon the need to project the right image in order to get rich -- one has to have the right car, the right clothes, the right drink, etc. In other words, so long as you live the right lifestyle of being rich, wealth will follow. After all, it worked for the Pilgrims -- our authors point out how much better dressed the Pilgrims were than the Native Americans they encountered (who couldn't even afford real hats!), and of course living in Crate & Barrel style homes, how oculd they not succeed. (However, I must take the authors to task here; the Pilgrims were really more a Pottery Barn kind of people, but I digress.)
There are the five C's (and no, I'm not going to tell you what they are -- otherwise, you wouldn't buy the book, and Boyd and Willie wouldn't be able to give me my kickback for trying to get you to buy their book) and five things to avoid, but then there are four other things you should do, and other things to avoid.Read more ›
It has to be one you can pick up, put down and pick back up a day or two later without losing your place. It has to be engaging as hell so you want to pick it up again. It has to be really, really funny because nothing aids digestion and elimination like a good laugh. Don't believe me? Look it up.
A bathroom book has to be witty and satirical enough to impress your friends with how clever you are. It has to be clean enough that you won't be embarrassed if your granny thumbs through it when she's at your place and her prunes kick in. And, it has to be political enough for your overnight guests (you know who I'm talking about... wink, wink) to feel like they weren't complete idiots to have gone home with you.
The best toilet tank toppers are long enough to make you feel like you got your money's worth, light enough to read without herniating yourself, and have lots of illustrations for your stupid brother-in-law. (BTW... what was your sister thinking, dude?)
The good news? The search is over. "Loaded!" is that book!
Buy it and enjoy months, or even years, of pre-flush pleasure.
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LOADED! is a book with a lot of false promises (make millions, lose weight, being the 2 most obvious let downs - and I needed that 20 lbs off). Read morePublished on May 16, 2011 by Brett S.
I bought this book for a friend who is a HUGE Morning Joe fan, and ended up reading it last night before giving it away! Read morePublished on May 11, 2011 by DeirdreCT