Customer Reviews

Lohan Holiday [ 2 Bonus Tracks]

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1 star:		(15)

 

 

This is the perfect gift for that special someone that you absolutely hate. Wait until you see the look on their face when they open "Lohan Holiday," only to find out you have lost the receipt.

...this is one of the more frightening Christmas albums I've heard in awhile. Not because of the fake (or fake-sounding) instruments and hokey songwriting: those are kind of par for the course for pop Christmas albums these days.

But wow - Ali Lohan's voice sounds SO overproduced. And my ears tell me they made liberal use of voice correction software too. It's just this side of painful. Lots of better Christmas albums out there, folks.

fake and cheesy

that's the only way to describe this dorky CD

So she is obviously too young to handle a project like this. She is on pitch, but her voice is so small and reedy and the cheap sounding production takes over her voice completely. And of course true to form her maniac of a mother has to get in on the act as well. She is featured doing a "reading" on one of the tracks, and it is a total mess. And what were they thinking with the song "Lohan Christmas" as if anyone wants to hear more about a screwed up family. Both Dina and Michael Lohan are fame hungry disasters, they are the real reason Lindsay ended up in Rehab three times in one year. Let's hope Ali has a better fate.

You want proof of evil in the modern world? Listen to the track "Lohan Holiday."

I have to say I paid $.49 for this on sale and feel that I overpaid! I knew that it would be cheesy but I love almost all holiday music even the cheesy pop versions (yes I like pop lol) so I figured that since I wasn't picky it would be fine. Well I was wrong. This cd is absolutely horrible. It's not torture per say but there is not even one song on it that I like. I know that everybody has different tastes in music but am still SHOCKED that this cd has some 4 and 5 star ratings. They must be relatives :P

Okay now Lindsay lohan isnt the most impressive singer but she can sing and her songs are pretty good. So I have no Idea why instead of having her record an xmas album they allowed this child to enter a recording studio and try to record a cd. Besides being lyrically challenged (let me take you on a lohan holiday, a winter wonderland oh so far away) this girl cant hold a note and even with the studio effects on her voice still seems to sing off key half the time. I bought this cd mainly cause it had a song featuring Lindsay but lindsay dosent even sing on the track. I tried to get into this album but it was worse than the 3LW xmas album and I thought that was impossible.

If you want a good xmas cd look for Sarah mclaughlan or Jessica simpson also Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, and Celin Dion. If your looking for a more kiddy xmas cd then you also have Hilary Duff.

It's bad enough we have to deal with the Lohan family in the news just about every day of the week, but now this? It just goes to prove that anybody with a large amount of cash can pay to have their little no-talent child warble into a studio mic. I'm sure the tech's worked overtime to make this presentable, but they're not miracle workers. This ended up in one of my yard sales and I couldn't even give it away and FYE wouldn't take it. This is THE perfect gag or white elephant gift for that poor unfortunate soul. I wouldn't pay more than a dollar for this, and that's paying too much!!

They have been trying to shove this girl's "talent" down our throats for too long. Ali, if you read this, get on with a normal life. They're lying to you. You are not going to be rich and famous. And that's the truth!

Ali Lohan is very young, I get it. She's also coming of age in the shadow of an extremely famous older sister, which is stressful and, I'm sure, makes a girl want to make her own mark in the creative world.

But is this going to be your mark, Ali? If so, please withdraw immediately and become a world-famous accountant instead. It will be much easier on everyone, I promise.

"Lohan Holiday" is, to put it kindly, really really bad. The original songs are poorly-written and sloppily constructed, often making little to no cognitive sense whatsoever. The "jazzed up" versions of classic Christmas songs are similarly baffling with the additions of pointlessly altered musical arrangements and the restructuring of verses.

But the thing about Ali Lohan's breakout holiday CD is the contribution of Ali Lohan, herself. It's extremely obvious that the poor girl simply CANNOT hold a note to save her life. This would be excusable if it weren't so blatantly obvious that her voice was thoroughly worked over electronically to make it sound right against the music. Even with probably millions of dollars worth of advanced sound equipment they couldn't make this girl sound like a capable singer. They could do it for Paris Hilton, for heaven's sake.

So, Ali, things are rough; I understand. But never again the singing times, okay? Please?