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The Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String (2002)

Starring: Anoushka, Darian Caine Rating: Unrated Format: DVD
3.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (20 customer reviews)


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Product Details

  • Actors: Anoushka, Darian Caine, Juliette Charles, C.J. DiMarsico, Gaël Force
  • Format: Collector's Edition, Color, DVD, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rating: Unrated
  • Studio: E.I. Independent
  • DVD Release Date: March 25, 2003
  • Run Time: 90 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (20 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00007L4M0
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #34,076 in Movies & TV (See Bestsellers in Movies & TV)

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4.0 out of 5 stars Funny enough for the wife too., September 18, 2003
By P. Kelsey "mpkelsey" (Madison, Wisconsin USA) - See all my reviews
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I thought this movie needed a review from a married women. I thought this movie was the funniest porn we've watched since Bratgirl. Perhaps if your sitting home alone then this movie isn't for you but if you are looking for some fun to start a night of more fun then I think this movie is a great start.

It is full of puns, bad jokes and VERY tame sexual situations. My husband says it's almost tame enough to be party porn, I'm not sure I would say that. However if you are a fan of LOTR then this movie will get you laughing and get things going.

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Well worth the money!, January 7, 2004
By Sebastian Vance (New Jersey) - See all my reviews
I purchased this movie because the title was so perfect. I knew when I bought it would have a bunch of cheesy jokes and lots of sexual innuendos. I was so right! If you like this type of movie like I do then it is well worth it. I watched it with my wife and she even enjoyed it.

If you want to buy a movie with a buch of naked women ... then this is the video for you.

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16 of 19 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Hits the G-Spot!, April 14, 2005
By Draconis Blackthorne (The Haunted Noctuary) - See all my reviews
Obviously, "Lord of the G-Strings" is an enjoyable spoof on "Lord of The Rings", and a pretty well-done one at that, considering the usual in this genre. The actresses are gorgeous, the film is essentially surrounded in beauty, though the dialogue is predictably weak, as is the acting, but it is all in good fun, after all. "Schmirnoff" The Wizard is a likable goofball, the Orcs here called "Dorcs" are a bumbling lot, "Dildo Saggins" takes the place of Bilbo Boggins as an enchanting girl who possesses the omnipotent G-String which must be destroyed lest it be captured by "Sourasse", who's primary weaponry consists of his deadly sulphurus emanations, battles Schmirnoff in the end. Accompanying Dildo throughout "Diddle Earth" are two lovely "Throbbit" companions who routinely pleasure each other in a lesbian lust-fest at every opportunity, although the most remarkable scenes have to be the orgy beside the camp-fire {which lasts a generous amount of time, accompanied with Middle-Eastern music which was a really great touch}, and in the pub with a very randy waitress redhead. The resident Dryad seems to be misplaced, and the two faeries are annoying until they join in the fun. 

Towards the conclusion of the film, it unfortunately takes a steep direction with the inclusion of a cell-phone and a really lazy effort at the celebration by all present. The main thrust of this presentation is Lesbianism, with only one man/woman scene, although it is very entertaining nonetheless.

Eye candy all around.
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