Lord of the Rings Two Towers Board Game

by Rose Art

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• Lord of the Rings Two Towers Board Game

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• Shipping Weight: 11 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
• ASIN: B00007FGJK
• Manufacturer recommended age: 8 years and up
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #230,307 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
• Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)

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Lord of the Rings Two Towers Board Game

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20 of 26 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Possibly the worst board game I have ever played., October 21, 2003

By A Customer

= Durability:2.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:2.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: Lord of the Rings Two Towers Board Game (Toy)

Being avid LOTR fans, my family purchased this game to add to the roster during our weekly game nights. The Two Towers was the most time-consuming of any game for set-up alone. Game play is COMPLETELY guided by the cards from which you draw every turn. This game can only be played once (maybe twice) after that, there will be little variation left in the outcome. The pieces (towers) themselves are made of a slightly thicker card stock with a myriad of tabs that must be assembled and disassembled every time the game is played due to the fact that they won't fit back in the box otherwise. This will cause excessive wear and tear on the pieces over time. We had very high hopes for this game after playing LOTR Risk, which we love! However, The Two Towers Board Game just isn't worth the time or money.

7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars The madness continues, June 24, 2004

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Sean Sylvester (Chandler, Arizona United States) - See all my reviews

= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:4.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: Lord of the Rings Two Towers Board Game (Toy)

Let me start with what isn't so great. This "strategy" board game is similar to its predecessor - little strategy, little variability, some complexity. Players are restricted to space movement and to performing the instructions on the ring cards. The two 3D pieces of the game (Orthanc and Helm's Deep towers) are made out of a little more than card stock. And you have to construct and de-construct them each time you play. The box lacks in it's ability to provide adequet storage to leave them together, and there aren't any dividers to place the different pieces (character tokens, scoring gauges, cards, etc.).

So, moving onward, there are aspects which I do enjoy.
1. The Helm's Deep tower is a neat concept. Putting the 6 main characters on the tower to battle the Uruks is very cool. There is also an aspect of randomness that goes into how many Uruks will be on the tower with the other players (one time I had 10, another only 3).
2. The most fascinating and coolest part of the game is the Orthanc Tower. Orthanc gets loaded up with a bunch of Uruk "discs" that get released and "rush" out of the tower when Haldir reaches a certain ring space. I still find this a very cool feature of the game.
3. Combining this game with the first one definitely added to the enjoyment factor for me.
4. The game board is made of multiple inter-locking "puzzle" pieces that make up the path for the characters, each piece with different movie scenes and images.

As with the first game, this game is great if you don't want to sit and watch the Two Towers movie.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Quite Possibly the Worst Game Series Ever Created, January 12, 2010

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ONENEO (Buffalo, NY) - See all my reviews
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= Durability:2.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:1.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: Lord of the Rings Two Towers Board Game (Toy)

I consider myself an avid gamer and have always enjoyed both the fantasy theme and The Lord of the Rings Universe so it was only natural to be attracted to RoseArt's trilogy of games (one that corresponded to each of the Peter Jackson motion pictures). The sad thing is that had I taken seriously the abundant negative reviews available on the subject, I could have saved myself some loot, several evenings and a lot of frustration!

I purchased the third game (Return of the King) but then discovered that all three of the games are essentially the same, the differences being the events on each of the action cards and the rough outline of the game board so that each game relived events from the individual films. The funny thing is that the weakest area of the whole experience (the game play mechanics) is identical regardless of which of the three you've purchased! Further illustrating this fact is that RoseArt designed the games to form one massive 3-hour quest by linking all three of the games together. Side note- if anyone on this planet had the patience, will and determination to play through the entire trilogy in one sitting, please drop a line because you should be nominated for an award.

The games are quite nice to look at, I cannot deny this (in fact that's 98% of what made me cave in despite the terrible reviews and give it a try). The fairly detailed game board isn't one massive unit but rather a collection of 15 puzzle-like pieces that lock together to make the world seemingly expand as the game plays on. Sure this is a common technique in role playing games like Descent but unfortunately, it's little more than a novelty act here. Literally the first roll of the die forces the player to begin connecting additional board pieces so after several minutes of trying to locate and attach the next piece, even the most patient player is going to find himself wondering why he didn't just start with the first four or maybe five map pieces right off the bat.

That leads directly to my next complaint- you have never encountered games with more setup time than these (and that includes hard core role players). Each map contains several 3-D pieces (still constructed out of cardboard unfortunately) that demand incredible origami skill to properly assemble. Worse still is that these pieces need to be disassembled after each session if there's any hope of returning them to the box. As you might expect, thin card stock and repeated assembly/ disassembly means little shelf life but in the grand scheme of things, this is perhaps the least of these games' problems.

A bigger issue starts right with the rulebook. As I said before, I'm a very avid gamer and (pride myself on having mastered and enjoyed complex titles like Runebound, A Game of Thrones, Descent and so on) even still found myself reading then rereading the enclosed 4 page rule sheet several times over. There is no doubt that whoever was charged with the task of writing this thing was instructed to do all he (or she) could to make these games sound compelling and strategic.

The wording is such that you might believe there is something here worth devoting your attention to, that there is promise of family game nights spent slashing orcs and trying to return the ring to the fires of Mount Doom. What the rulebook doesn't elaborate on is the simple reality that this isn't a game at all but rather a dice-driven opportunity to hear about moments from each of the film via small cards. Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING comes down to the roll of a die. You roll to move a character pawn but don't get excited about that either. Unlike most games, the player(s) here don't get to be one of their favorite characters from the films but rather play as any of the characters on the board at any given time. So much for devoting yourself to guiding your character through to the end.

So as I was saying, you roll the die to determine how many spaces any one of the dozen pawns on the board can move. The funny thing is each character has a stat sheet that makes rolling nearly useless (like Gandalf's Speed stat at +9). Roll a 1, don't worry, add 9 to that and he goes ten spaces. Roll a six and it's off to the races, advance a whopping 15 spaces. Here's the snag, every character has to stop at the spaces marked with a ring on them- which is about every third or fourth space to do what the corresponding card tells them to do. So in case you're not getting my drift, the roll of the die is pretty much a waste of time, as you will always simply be advancing to the next ring space. It's all but inevitable.

Now about those ring spaces and corresponding cards (tasks). Initially you may be fooled into believing this element is a solid one in an otherwise meaningless waste of time but after two or three of these exercises, you realize that this is but another waste of time disguised as interaction. The cards will typically say something directly from the films like "You fool of a Took! Roll the die. If you roll an even number add one evil point to your score. If you roll an odd number add one good point to your score." Never mind that once again you're doing nothing more than rolling the darn die, the bigger issue here is that the scoring system is absolute garbage as well.

See you get this cool-looking counter that has notches cut out above each denomination for which to slide a cheap plastic replica of the One Ring. It's like a LOTR-themed version of the foosball table score keeper except here's the kicker- the numbers mean nothing, zip, zilch notta. You start at 67 and as the example above indicates, add or remove points (spots on the counter) based entirely on rolls of the die. Okay, fair enough except there's an "S" on either end of the counter that stands for Sauron. Hit either end of the point scale (yes, even if you're piling up good points) you come to the S mark which means you roll the die again to find out how many spaces to move the counter in the opposite direction. Say what?! Yeah apparently it's the same consequence at either end of the scale. Get too many evil points, roll again and move your score marker toward the good side. Too many good? Roll again and start heading toward evil. If this wasn't poor enough, the games writers then add the line "whoever has the most points at the end is the winner". How in the world does that work? The entire points structure is sheer random nonsense in which throws of the dice have you keeping track of nothing of importance.

So with this completely meaningless scoring system, the player simply moves from ring space to ring space to throw the die once more so that they can move their ring slider in one direction or the other. There is no interaction whatsoever for 98% of the game.
Every once in a while, however, you'll encounter a challenge: Outsmart an enemy, outrun a spider, sneak by a guard, something to that effect. Sounds good, right? Oh it isn't. Once again it's just a roll of the die. The card will say something like "Aragorn needs 13 or more points to meet this challenge." You roll a four, uh oh- challenge failed right? Nope, the stat card says that Aragorn's Power is always +10. You nailed the challenge with flying colors (4 + 10 = 14). So in other words, the only way to lose would be to roll a two. Hmm one in six, pretty darn good odds. But let's just say you get really unlucky and roll that two, what now? Ah move back 2 spaces, take an evil point on your counter, and try again next time and the time after that until you roll something higher than the two. Then it's off to roll again so that you can reach the next ring space to face another incredibly simplistic challenge.

I kid you not when I say that this is the entire scope of interaction in the game. Roll the die, roll again, next person's turn. How the game's creators can even pretend that there is some sort of strategic element here is beyond me.

Another good idea gone terribly wrong would have to be the enemy army tokens. The outcome of battles are determined, how else, by a roll of the die. Let's for a moment pretend that this fact in and of itself doesn't drive us crazy and discuss the real problem here. The enemy army tokens are controlled only by certain ring cards which will say something to the effect of "They Come! Move 5 Evil Army Tokens 10 Spaces". Okay, so after a few of these cards you start to wonder where you're supposed to be moving all of these enemy army tokens. The board is broken up so that you can't even move them 10 spaces from their start point and even if you could, how long before you would have a massive stack of tokens on the same board space (if you keep going out 10 spaces from their start point). It is never made clear if you have to engage enemies in battle each and every time you encounter one or only if they happen to land on ring spaces before you do. The rule sheet can't possibly be more vague about this, the only potentially interesting part to the whole game!

Bottom line, you can't lose, nobody can (well technically you've lost just by buying this thing, but you know what I mean). The idea of the game is nothing more than the painfully slow advancement of some of the film's moments. What little interaction there is comes completely in the form of chance and in the end, even the score is utterly meaningless. Winning the game is another completely arbitrary endeavor and clearly an afterthought to the poor design so that players would feel like there is some sort of objective to achieve through the hours of mundane die rolling.

If, like me, you hunger for an interesting board game based on the rich Lord of the Rings Universe, I highly recommend looking into Fantasy Flight's fantastic titles like War of the Ring or the Middle Earth Quest.

In the meantime, avoid these RoseArt versions at all cost! Should you have the misfortune of actually owning one or more of these dreadful exercises in tedium, drop a line and I'll email you the patch I've written to make the game playable free of charge.