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Fans of Notaro's chronicles of the idiosyncrasies of her life as a 20-something (The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club) and new wife (Autobiography of a Fat Bride) will cheer the arrival of this collection of all-new material updating them on the meticulously analyzed exploits of Notaro's mid-30s. Among these navel-gazing essays are the story of how, one day when Notaro had a cold, she blew bubbles out her nose upon meeting a new boss; a repetitive whine about the specific types of spam e-mail her sister sends her; details of her passing of some kidney stones; and even quotations from a "sucky" review of one of her books from Kirkus Reviews. No event is too inconsequential for Notaro to recount at length; no relative, friend, or acquaintance too insignificant, and yet reading this entire collection front to back won't leave readers with a single memorable character or episode. Notaro is at her best when she broadens her horizons beyond the quotidian mishaps of modern life and sets herself apart from her corporate colleagues (during a brief stint as a newspaper columnist) and the baby contagion luring her friends, one by one, to the perils of motherhood (she is 30-something, after all). On the whole, however, Notaro's is a comic gift in search of a subject.
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“[Notaro] may be the funniest writer in this solar system.”
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 240 pages
  • Publisher: Villard (June 8, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0812969006
  • ISBN-13: 978-0812969009
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.2 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (74 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #46,558 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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17 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars From one idiot girl to another, August 28, 2004
By S. Smith "S. Smith" (Dayton, Ohio, USA) - See all my reviews
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As a long-time fan of Laurie Notaro's books I was eagerly awaiting her third book. The first book was started before we got out of the bookstore parking lot-fortunately the boyfriend was driving. I laughed so hard on the way home I had to race to the bathroom immediately upon arriving. The second book was read aloud in large part but I couldn't continue half the time because I was laughing too hard. Sections of book three? I couldn't even speak I was laughing so hard and all I could do was point to the passage I wanted my boyfriend to read.

Between Mrs. Notaro's (the author's mother) attempts at the internet and passion for QVC, aunt-guilt, awful work supervisors and goofy men Laurie Notaro captures those aspects of life that we wish we could relate even a quarter as well in the telling.

Not just for idiot action-adventure girls (see book one to determine if you are a member) this book makes a fine companion piece to my L.N. set and I look forward to enlarging the collection.
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20 of 21 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and honest, June 14, 2004
By Meg C. Halverson (Seattle, WA United States) - See all my reviews
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I too am a fan of Notaro's other books and eagerly awaited the release of I Love Everybody. I have to restrain myself from reading the book in one sitting -- each piece is like its own bon bon, best appreciated alone. My favorite one thus far is an otherwise quotidian trip to Costco, in which Notaro valiantly attempts to love everybody as an effort to have better karma. In so trying, she short circuits and verbally accosts two women blathering in the all-important sample line, as well as almost runs down an innocent bystander with her "angry jazz hands". This is a well-written complement to her other books, and takes on different, more 30-something material with self-awareness and hilarity. Well worth the wait.
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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Laurie Notaro ROCKS! What a GREAT book!, June 13, 2004
By Karen Delaney (Ingleside, Texas United States) - See all my reviews
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I love this woman. I read the first story in this new collection, and by the end I was in danger of requiring a box of the Extra Absorbent Depends! I was laughing so hard my husband asked me if I was going to pass out. I have loved every book since her first, Idiot Girls Adventure Club. Then Autobiography of a Fat Bride came out, and I rejoiced! Now this one...it's even better than the last! Her writing is wonderful, warm and funny and monumentally truthful. I can hardly wait for the next book! Meanwhile, I will read this one till the spine cracks (like I did her others) and enjoy every word! Thanks Laurie! You Rock!
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3.0 out of 5 stars Not as good as her other books...
Where some of Notatro's other books seemed effortlessly hysterical, this book seems like it is trying too hard to be funny. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Chela

5.0 out of 5 stars You Will Laugh Until You Cry!
WITHOUT QUESTION one of the THE funniest books I have EVER read. Up to the point of checkout from my local library, I had never even heard of Laurie Notaro. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Christa

5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely hilarious!
I bought this book last summer and didn't really get a chance to read it as I had bought a pile of books for summer reading. Read more
Published 6 months ago by H. Cibor

5.0 out of 5 stars I love this woman.
Yet another hilarious book by Notaro. I try to savor her books, but I end up reading them (laughing out loud on every page) in about two days. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Kelsey May Dangelo

5.0 out of 5 stars I love this book
This is Laurie Notaro's best book. It's funny, quick witted, and smart. I highly recommend this to everyone and anyone constantly annoyed by other people's stupidity.
Published 8 months ago by T. R. Streetman

5.0 out of 5 stars I loved this one....
...Actually more so then Fat bride....The Costco trip, the losing her friends to the Baby world...so many differnt things that made me laugh out loud.. Read more
Published 9 months ago by Rita

4.0 out of 5 stars On par with her first book!
Well, this was pretty funny - there were definitely a few laugh-out-loud parts. I especially enjoyed "The Sims" essay, but, overall, I thought that her second book has been her... Read more
Published 9 months ago by Yolanda S. Bean

4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious til the middle
This book was so funny in the first few pages I could read on Amazon that I bought it. The first few chapters were laugh out loud, crying funny. But... Read more
Published 10 months ago by Vanessa Blaylock

5.0 out of 5 stars Out right funny
Talk about finding a kindrid spirit - this book is awesome and will definitely make you realize that you are not a bad person for thinking people are crazy including check... Read more
Published 10 months ago by Jennifer Jacoby

3.0 out of 5 stars A Bit Much to be Truly Funny
For sarcastic drivel by a witty female, I prefer reading Jen Lancaster. This author seems to be attempting to pack too many metaphors and humorous blurbs into a sentence. Read more
Published 12 months ago by dinkvaz

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