Review
I bought the book. Read the book. Love the book. It's absurd, over-the-top, ingenious, silly and probably the funniest novel I've ever read. Serious deranged and uproariously funny. It's a cockeyed, totally hilarious version of The Godfather Goodfellas and The Sopranos all wrapped up in one tidy package. It would make a great cable (i.e. HBO) series. After I read the first few pages, I was struck by the fact that there's a laugh in every paragraph, every exchange of dialogue. I tested that theory by flipping ahead and randomly choosing a couple of passages. Sure enough. Laugh after laugh after laugh ----Joel HochbergCreative Head, Foote Cone
Norman Mark, a former Chicagoan and movie critic for Channel 5, has published a hilarious new novel, The Lure of the Long-Legged Blonde. more information at beachhousebooks or the longleggedblonde websites. --Stella Foster, Chicago Sun-Times
Norman Mark, a former Chicagoan and movie critic for Channel 5, has published a hilarious new novel, The Lure of the Long-Legged Blonde. more information at beachhousebooks or the longleggedblonde websites. --Stella Foster, Chicago Sun-Times
Product Description
A rollicking ride featuring a lovable, intellectually-challenged loser.
In the words of Uncle Guido, you?ll love it if you know what?s good for you. You want proof? Look at what these experts are saying:
?More fun than my first knee-capping.?
Tony ?Big Putz? Deserata, holder of the modern-day record by taking the Fifth 373 times in one hour.
?If I could read, I might enjoy this book.?
Clarence ?Whoo Ha? Murphy, whose Illinois CrimeCommission testimony some say became the basis for ?The Bridges of Madison County?
?Do I kill him or give him a paving contract??
Tucci ?Teeny Weeny? Shaw, author of the never-to-be published ?12 steps to Gangster Fulfillment?
?This Tony guy is dumber than a box of rocks. He's - my kind of guy.?
Cory ?No Brains? Clitoriani, the only person ever to successfully cram eight bullets into a six shooter.
In the words of Uncle Guido, you?ll love it if you know what?s good for you. You want proof? Look at what these experts are saying:
?More fun than my first knee-capping.?
Tony ?Big Putz? Deserata, holder of the modern-day record by taking the Fifth 373 times in one hour.
?If I could read, I might enjoy this book.?
Clarence ?Whoo Ha? Murphy, whose Illinois CrimeCommission testimony some say became the basis for ?The Bridges of Madison County?
?Do I kill him or give him a paving contract??
Tucci ?Teeny Weeny? Shaw, author of the never-to-be published ?12 steps to Gangster Fulfillment?
?This Tony guy is dumber than a box of rocks. He's - my kind of guy.?
Cory ?No Brains? Clitoriani, the only person ever to successfully cram eight bullets into a six shooter.
