About the Author
Alfred E. Neuman is the clownish figurehead of MAD Magazine and America's number one maven of mischief. He has been running for President since he first graced the cover of MAD in December 1956, nominating himself against incumbent Dwight D. Eisenhower. For over fifty years Neuman has offered America a guiding hand, and instead of debating the misery of taxes, war, or crime he has run on the simple platform of "What me Worry?" No one can argue that Neuman firmly stands for what he believes in or that his vision is one of hope. With all the trivial speeches, untenable promises, and electoral demagoguery this year, maybe its time to listen to what Alfred E. Neuman has to say about the future of our nation.