Name: Wallace Wang
E-mail address: bothecat@home.com
Objective: To convince people that they're not stupid; it's the poorly designed computers and software that are.
Work and Education Experience
1979
Graduated from high school with absolutely no marketable skills or direction whatsoever. Support your local school system.
1983
Graduated from Michigan State University with an (appropriately abbreviated) Bachelor of Science degree in Materials Science, the only engineering major I could find that offered the most non-technical electives. Also pursued a dual degree in English that I never completed because I felt I already knew how to get a minimum wage job all by myself.
1983-1985
Worked as a technical writer for General Dynamics, home of the nuclear-tipped cruise missile. Got in trouble once for referring to General Dynamics as a "bomb factory," so from that point on I bought chocolate covered doughnuts for my boss, hoping to clog his arteries with cholesterol and induce a fatal heart attack. After turning in my resignation, I spent every day, for the final two weeks, taking home office supplies in shopping bags.
1985-1987
Worked as a computer programmer for the Cubic Corporation doing absolutely nothing at all. Spent many days sitting at a desk, staring out the window, and pretending I was the Vice President of the United States.
1987-1991
Worked as a writer/editor for a San Diego computer magazine called ComputorEdge, where I met Dan Gookin (DOS For Dummies® 3rd Edition), Tina Rathbone (Modems For Dummies® 3rd Edition), and Andy Rathbone (Windows® For Dummies®). At one time, Dan Gookin and I got in trouble with the FBI for printing a fake FBI poster of myself, proclaiming that I was a criminal for buying a Macintosh computer.
1989
Spent a month teaching computer classes at the University of Zimbabwe in Harare, Zimbabwe. Took time off to visit Victoria Falls, canoe down the Zambezi River, and sleep in a hut where wild monkeys snuck up behind me and stole my breakfast.
1990-Present
Decided to pursue stand-up comedy and began performing in comedy clubs around San Diego and Los Angeles.
1993-Present
Got married and soon became the owner of four cats named Bo, Scraps, Tasha, and Nuit.
1994
Appeared on "A&E's Evening at the Improv."
1995
Became a columnist for Boardwatch Magazine.
1996
Finally ran out of office supplies that I had taken during my final two weeks working at General Dynamics 11 years ago.
1997
Tried to get another job with General Dynamics so I could steal another decade's worth of office supplies.
1998
Invented a solar-powered car. Unfortunately it stalls every time you try to drive under a bridge.
1999
Solved the Y2K millennium bug by turning back all the clocks in my house 100 years.
2000
Discovered the missing number that would solve Albert Einstein's Grand Unified Field Theory. That number is 4.
2001
Wrote to Arthur C. Clarke and told him his book was wrong.
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