Product Details

• Actors: David C. Hayes, Jose Rosete, Patti Tindall
• Directors: Craig McMahon
• Format: Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DVD, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC
• Language: English
• Subtitles: English, Spanish
• Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  
• Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1
• Number of discs: 1
• Rated: R (Restricted)
• Studio: Lions Gate
• DVD Release Date: August 15, 2006
• Run Time: 92 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 1.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
• ASIN: B000FUF6TU
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #198,591 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
• For more information about "Machined" visit the Internet Movie Database (IMDb)

Editorial Reviews

Collectors have been known to go to extreme lengths to get what they want – for Motor Man Dan, it would be to have his very own serial killer. When an innocent victim becomes trapped in Dan’s truck stop, the building of the final missing piece of his collection begins. Dan tools and manufactures this man into a half machine, half man, all serial killer in order for him to orchestrate his fantastical killing scenarios

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Everything That Is Bad About Direct-To-Video Movies, All At Once., December 27, 2006

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A. Estes (Maine) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Machined (DVD)

When viewing a low-budget, straight-to-video horror flick, one should know not to expect much. But when a movie is packaged in such a deceiving way, with a plot summary that hints at a possibly intriguing story, it's easy to be fooled. You always want to give the underdog a chance, to discover a gem that was created by the sweat and blood of a hard-working filmmaker and his miniscule crew. "Machined" is that low-budget, straight-to-video, shot on a shoe-string budget movie, but without all of the glories of high quality independent film-making.

The main problem with "Machined" is that it is the first movie I have ever seen where the only plot you get is on the back of the DVD case. Had I not read this little summary, I wouldn't know that we were watching a movie about a guy named Motor Man Dan who collects body parts and performs experimental surgery in his garage to create his own monster. All the movie tells us is that we are following an overly hairy, overweight fellow who likes to watch people being killed by his robot that he somehow composed from an actual human being. Nevermind that we never get the slightest insight as to how "Dan" pulls it off, especially as he doesn't seem to be the smartest and most stable mechanic. See, there are much bigger improbabilities to behold. Such as two teenagers in a dark room who don't notice a maniac with freakin' lights on his head sneaking up behind them. Nor are they suspicious of a creepy mechanic who keeps twitching and refuses to wear a shirt. "Machined" carries little to no suspense. Not only did I not care about any of the characters, but I did not feel a single ounce of tension or fear when they were slaughtered, albeit, very clumsily.

You don't need money to create a good story, and that is the biggest problem with this movie. The creator, Craig McMahon didn't need to spend a single red cent on a single drop of blood. Nor did he need to try to give our killer a cool look. None of it matters in a good horror movie. All McMahon had to do was deliver us characters that had development behind them and whom we could actually relate to. Also, it wouldn't have hurt to have cast people who can actually act. At the very least, he could have written a story that makes sense and doesn't suffer from A.D.D. The bottom line with "Machined" is that it was a good idea gone wrong. The premise is interesting enough, but that's about it. You'll get more entertainment by looking at the DVD case than watching the actual movie.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars So boring, I was snoring, March 18, 2008

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ZombieLuv (NY) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Machined (DVD)

OMG, this movie stinks. It is low grade quality, the acting is so bad, and the sight of the fat man with the hair all over his back is a little much to take for over an hour straight. It seemed to take place in someone's garage through the entire film. It had VERY LITTLE GORE and barely any action. I was disappointed to say the least. Do not pay 12.99 for this, it's not worth 12 cents. ZZZZZ

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars Bleah., January 25, 2007

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Robert P. Beveridge "xterminal" (Lakewood, OH) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Machined (DVD)

Machined (Craig McMahon, 2006)

Can someone please explain to me how it is that Machined, the latest entry (well, by the time you read this, I'm sure eighty others will have arrived) in the microbudget-indie-horror wars, got picked up for distro by Lion's Gate while such infinitely superior offerings as Deadbirds and Shallow Ground have major-label distribution overseas but almost nothing here in America? I'm really starting to get that whole "hell in a handbasket" thing.

Machined is a movie that has a great concept, some good acting, and nothing else-- it's badly-plotted, badly-directed, badly-shot in places (while, oddly, gorgeous in others), and in desperate need of a script rewrite. It is, for the most part, tasteless in all the wrong ways. All of this is exacerbated, unfortunately, by what might have been.

First off, the good things about this movie. Most of them can be summed up in three words (okay, two words and an initial): David C. Hayes. I'm not sure where McMahon came up with this guy, who's new to me, but a quick IMDB check shows he's been rattling around in horror's bargain basement for about a decade. If his performance here is any indication, I'm going to be hunting down as many of those other films as possible. David C. Hayes will make you want to take a shower after watching this movie. He takes his character, known as Motorman Dan, and makes him such a sleazeball that you'll be Windexing your TV screen to get the scuzz off it. (It probably doesn't help matters that he both looks and sounds like at least three people I have known over the years, all of whom were-- at least, I assume-- not serial killers.) Motorman Dan is a harmless service station owner in the California desert with a tastes for collecting serial killer memorabilia and a fetish for inflatable love dolls. The opening scene of the movie, where we get to know Dan, is perverse in so many ways I'm not even sure where to begin. It does suffer one problem, that it's followed by a scene that should have come before it (the scene immediately following shows where he got the knife he wields in the opening, and reversing the order of those two scenes would have strengthened both considerably; this is one example of the flaws I was talking about above), and so the viewer is a little less disturbed than he would be given a little more disclosure. It does get the point across, though-- this guy is on the edge and ready to snap. He gets the chance when he's involved in a road accident with Ryan (McMahon regular Jose Rosete, who should be familiar to fans of the Quiroz Brothers as well). The only thing Dan's serial killer collection is lacking is a serial killer, so he takes Ryan's broken body back to the service station and, through a mysterious process we see only piecemeal, turns him into a serial killer cyborg.

And pause for a moment here to think about this. How cool could this sequence have been? Here's a creepy guy taking the innocent victim of a car accident and both physically and emotionally destroying him, making him into a bloodthirsty half-machine. Were this a book, we'd spend at least five or six chapters on the transformation. In this movie, we get a few minutes, all from Ryan's perspective (and we know Ryan is drugged during the whole process, as about half the quick cuts here involve Dan holding a hypodermic needle). Did you ever see that Far Side cartoon with the big equation on the chalkboard, and in the center there's a big space that just says "and then a miracle occurs"? That's what this entire scene is.

Once there, the movie devolves into a typical serial killer flick, with hapless, unsuspecting people showing up and getting killed. Here's where some of the great camerawork comes in, as Dan's place is dimly-lit and Ryan's got some nifty light effects built in (though you have to wonder how some of his unsuspecting victims didn't see those lights behind them), so we get a succession of interesting stalking scenes; the problem is there's no bones holding up this skin.

A moderately interesting, if unfulfilling, way to kill an hour and a half. **