Two and a Half Men 11 Seasons 2005

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Season 3
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9. Madame and her Special Friend TV-NR CC

A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma (Academy Award and multiple Emmy Award winner CLORIS LEACHMAN - "Malcolm in the Middle," "Spanglish") is romantically interested in Alan.

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22 minutes
Original air date:
November 21, 2005

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Madame and her Special Friend

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    1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Charlie Harper (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Mercedes in the garage and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle was interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan (series star JON CRYER), and Alan's young son, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES), came to stay with him a couple of years ago.

    TV-NR 23min September 19, 2005
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    2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover When Jake's school principal demands to meet immediately with Alan concerning a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate, Alan leaves a phone message asking Charlie to help, but Charlie doesn't respond.

    TV-NR 23min September 26, 2005
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    3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Charlie is dismayed to learn that Alan's recent dating spree has been with Alan's ex-wife, Judith. Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile. So Charlie does everything in his power--including trying to distract Alan with beautiful women (Former Playboy Playmates SANDY and MANDY BENTLEY)--to keep the two apart.

    TV-NR 23min October 3, 2005
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    4. Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs Alan infuriates Charlie when he gives Berta permission to move into the beach house for a couple of days. Charlie reprimands Alan and informs him that he's just a houseguest and doesn't have the right to allow Berta to stay with them. Hurt by Charlie's reaction, Alan decides that he and Jake need to move into their own place.

    TV-NR 23min October 10, 2005
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    5. We Called it Mr. Pinky After a woman Charlie has been having sex with professes her love for him, he responds inappropriately and suffers from impotence. Later, Rose explains that Charlie's inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.

    TV-NR 22min October 17, 2005
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    6. Hi, Mr. Horned One Charlie is thrilled that he's dating Isabella (JODI LYN O'KEEFE - "Nash Bridges"), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman--until Alan points out that she's a spooky Satan worshiper. Charlie is unfazed by Alan's warnings until Isabella threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

    TV-NR 22min October 24, 2005
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    7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Charlie finds himself in a compromising position after getting drunk and spending the evening with his stalker, Rose, celebrating her birthday. He ends up being confronted by her father, Harvey (Golden Globe and Emmy Award winner MARTIN SHEEN - "The West Wing"), who demands to know Charlie's intentions towards Rose.

    TV-NR 23min November 7, 2005
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    8. That Voodoo that I Do After Charlie's romantic overtures towards Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUEL VAUGIER - "Smallville," "One Tree Hill," "Saw II"), an attractive ballet teacher, are rejected, Charlie tries to prove to Alan that he can persuade Mia to go on a date with him.

    TV-NR 22min November 14, 2005
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    9. Madame and her Special Friend A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma (Academy Award and multiple Emmy Award winner CLORIS LEACHMAN - "Malcolm in the Middle," "Spanglish") is romantically interested in Alan.

    TV-NR 22min November 21, 2005
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    10. Something Salty and Twisted Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a newspaper article that describes him as a "good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy," but he's crushed when his mother, Evelyn, isn't impressed.

    TV-NR 23min November 28, 2005
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    11. Santa's Village of the Damned When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (JOSIE DAVIS - "Beverly Hills 90210"), both he and Charlie gain weight. But even as it becomes clear that Sandy is mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to allow Alan to break up with her, fearing the loss of her fabulous meals.

    TV-NR 23min December 19, 2005
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    12. That Special Tug Charlie and Alan take Jake to a friend's house and go out for some sibling bonding at the movies, but their night is ruined when Alan freaks out after convincing himself that Jake was too eager to spend the weekend away from him.

    TV-NR 23min January 9, 2006
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    13. Humiliation is a Visual Medium No one believes Charlie when he says that his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) is getting serious, and everyone really thinks he's lying when he confesses that he and Mia have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship.

    TV-NR 23min January 23, 2006
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    14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded After a month and a half of abstinence, Charlie is quite eager to consummate his relationship with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Unfortunately, there are still a few roadblocks, including Charlie's oversexed ex-girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), and Mia's parents.

    TV-NR 23min February 6, 2006
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    15. My Tongue is Meat Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Charlie can't keep pace with the healthy routine that Mia has introduced into their relationship, so he sneaks cigars and beers in the garage and enlists Rose to deliver burgers to him on the sly.

    TV-NR 23min February 27, 2006
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    16. Ergo, The Booty Call Concerned that he is dating a woman half his age--and mortified to introduce her to Evelyn--Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), to Jake's birthday party. Meanwhile, Rose continues her passive-aggressive pursuit of Charlie.

    TV-NR 23min March 6, 2006
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    17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the banquet, having lost several years in a row to his cocky competitor, Archie (JON LOVITZ - "Saturday Night Live," "Happiness"). After devising a ploy to get him to attend, Alan, Evelyn and Jake accompany Charlie for support--but then they get to know Archie.

    TV-NR 22min March 13, 2006
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    18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY). When Kandi's old car breaks down, Alan leases a new one for her. Charlie warns him to break up with her, but Alan spends his last dime on Kandi's root canal and can't pay alimony to Judith, forcing Charlie to cover for him.

    TV-NR 22min March 20, 2006
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    19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy to learn of the new arrangement, considering he himself has been having a dry spell with women. Things begin to look up for Charlie, however, when Judith befriends Kandi, and a special visitor comes knocking on his door.

    TV-NR 23min April 10, 2006
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    20. Always a Bridesmaid Never a Burro Charlie is now dating Kandi's (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY) mother, Mandi (recurring guest star GAIL O'GRADY). Meanwhile, Alan is depressed because Kandi has left him and is staying with bitter Judith, who brainwashed her against him. At Mandi's urging, Alan goes to Judith's place to try to win Kandi back.

    TV-NR 22min April 24, 2006
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    21. And the Plot Moistens Jake's teacher, Francine (JULIA CAMPBELL), calls Alan and Judith into her classroom to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Desperate to communicate with someone intelligent while continuing to see his airhead girlfriend, Kandi (recurring guest star APRIL BOWLBY), Alan falls for Francine--in a platonic way.

    TV-NR 22min May 1, 2006
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    22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie When a cute girl from Jake's school invites Jake to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering his own words of wisdom on women. While Alan feels somewhat jealous that Charlie is taking over, he realizes he also feels envious that his son is receiving some solid advice on scoring with women that he wishes his brother had taught him.

    TV-NR 23min May 8, 2006
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    23. Arguments for the Quickie When Charlie finds out that his ex-girlfriend, Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER), is in town with her dance troupe and wants him to come to her performance, he opts not to go and tries to behave as if he were no longer attracted to her.

    TV-NR 23min May 15, 2006
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    24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite With Charlie and Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER) arranging their wedding, their families meet, and things immediately begin to fall apart. Rose takes Charlie's engagement news hard and makes some interesting plans of her own. There is also the question of where Alan and Jake will live after Charlie and Mia get married.

    TV-NR 22min May 22, 2006

Product Details

Genres Comedy
Director Asaad Kelada
Supporting actors Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Cloris Leachman, April Bowlby, James Edson, Glen Walker, Phil Abrams
Season year 2006
Network CBS
Executive Producer Jeff Abugov
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47 of 49 people found the following review helpful By Little Miss Cutey on March 2, 2008
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I've reviewed the other two seasons because I love this show so much, and this season still has it. It's managed to stay fresh and funny and still thoroughly enjoyable. The majority of main cast members have recieved Emmy nominations and it's not hard to see why.
Here is a run down of the episodes in this dvd set;

WEEKEND IN BANGKOK WITH TWO OLYMPIC GYMNASTS - After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to look after the adolescent and increasingly obnoxious Jake for the weekend.

PRINCIPAL GALLAGHER'S LEZBIAN LOVER - Alan has to lobby the principal to keep Jake from getting expelled, while Charlie is left to manage the chiropractic office for the day.

CARPET BURNS AND A BITE MARK - After it's revealed Alan and Judith have been trying to reconcile, Charlie, Evelyn, and Rose vie for the role of spoiler.

YOUR DISMISSIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS B**BS - Alan looks for a new place after he invites Berta to stay at Charlie's house, bringing the brothers to blows.

WE CALLED IT MR PINKY - Charlie's inability to reciprocate his girlfriend's love forces him to examine his relationships with women.

HI, MR HORNED ONE - Charlie's Satan-worshiping girlfriend has a knack for the supernatural, and seems to be the cause of some strange happenings around the Harper house.

SLEEP TIGHT, PUDDIN POP - Charlie gets drunk and sleeps with Rose on her birthday. Rose says she knows it's no big deal. But her father quickly shows up at Charlie's house, under the impression that they've been dating for two years.

THAT VOODOO THAT I DO DO - Charlie bribes Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can vie for the affections of the teacher. Things go awry, however, when Charlie and Jake find themselves competing for those affections.
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful By Scott D. Blount on August 30, 2008
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I totally enjoy this series but was a little disappointed when Warner Brothers decided not to include the episode guide insert as they did in the 2 previous seasons. This was the only drawback that I see thus far - otherwise CBS has a sure-fire hit with this top notch show! Please Warner Brothers make these available to Season 3 & all future seasons!
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Austin on February 13, 2013
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The case was very poor quality with very bad printing along with the discs. Away from the poor printing and the brittle case the disk pauses and skips. Very disappointed.
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3 of 4 people found the following review helpful By G. Foreman on May 31, 2008
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Season three was by far the best season to date (seasons 1-5). Mainly because of the character Mia played by Emmanuelle Vaugier. AKA; without a doubt, the biggest mistake Charlie has made yet. And the show has never had a better recurring guest role than that of Mia. With that said, every season (again, to date) was great, but season three beats 1,2,4 & 5 - hands down.
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4 of 6 people found the following review helpful By Douglas Medick on June 4, 2008
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When there's nothing on Television to watch, I always put in a "Two and a Half Men". I only plan on watching one or two episodes, but end up watching more. Always a pick me up and a good laugh.
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By Alan on May 8, 2014
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My package came on time and was not damaged. This show is one of my favorites; it's definitely a must-see for any comedy fans!
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By stardog on May 1, 2014
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i love the past seasons of this show more then the new seasons ashton dont really fit the part sorry
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By ronnierich on April 20, 2014
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If you like the other seasons of Two and a Half Men, you won't be disappointed Season 3. Great stuff.
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