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Mafia vs. Ninja [VHS]

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...That if Mafia vs. Ninja could be any animal, it would be an 800-pound Mountain Gorilla that eats the likes of Jackie Chan and Jet Li for breakfast. You want action? This movie makes Remo Williams look like Driving Miss Daisy. You want over-dubbing that will make you lose your mind? Look no further. The first time I saw this movie I had no idea what I was getting into, but after viewing it once I immediately rewound it and watched it again. I would recommend this for friends and enemies alike. If you like the films of Tomas Tang, or simply enjoy cinema so bad it's good you need to check this out. Join the Organization today!

ninjas' and the mafia CAN mix. it actually doesn't matter in this film because i had a hard time telling who was the mafia and who was the ninja. at any rate, this is THE greatest martial arts film ever made. you won't see quicker fighting and better special effects anywhere. nevermind the slickly produced jackie chan flicks, this is the real deal.

This film delivers an colorful and intimately close look at the multi-cultural struggle to control the drug trade in Shanghi. I look to this film frequently to help me through life's challenges. The power and emotion illustrated by the creators of this timeless masterpiece gives my life a purpose. It has changed the way I look at: steak knives, gambling, organizations, fruit baskets, banner leaders, heroin, bamboo trees, friendship, love, loyalty, and the theme for Battlestar Galactica (c).

This movie is the most awesome ninja movie that exists. It may not be as fancy as some of the newer ones but it has great fight scenes, including flying ninjas (I think they are only supposed to be jumping though), ninjas who can change forms, and some great suspender snapping. It is dubbed but not all of the emotions are lost. Great story of the Japanese ninjas fighting the Chinese mafia. This is definitely a must see.

How to sum up this film? In a word: brilliant. Quite possibly the most influential movie ever made. Every actor from now, until the end of time, owes their due to Jack Doe. Filled with rip-roaring action scenes that include such memorable scenes in which piles of grass turn into ninjas, dummies fly around the woods of China and quite possibly the greatest chase scene ever filmed (in which our hero Jack Doe chases down his foes on a Schwinn). A MUST OWN for the following: druken frat boys, lonely high school students, those practicing the martial arts, and those aspiring to become the next great filmmaker. Ok, thats enough...seriously, this is the funniest movie I have ever seen. You will laugh til you puke and then laugh some more. Make sure to have your buddies and a couple of cases of brew handy for this one. Hey, how can you not love a movie that has a samurai warrior brandishing a Hitler-style mustache????? Buy this now!!

P.S. Serious props to the movie nerds (like myself) that identified music from the films "Tron," "Krull," and "Battlestar Galactica" on this soundtrack.

Yeah, that is probably what you will think when you hear the title to this film, but trust me, this is a true classic. The fighting is awesome, and the dialougue is the most memorable in history. never have i come across a movie that so well applies itself to my circle of friends like this one. when i was first introduced, i wasnt sure, but am i glad i kept an open mind! i saw it 4 years ago, and we all still quote the movie and re-enact many of the better scenes all the time. What other movie inspires young lads to get in fights at school, at work, in streets, and in their homes as much as this? This is a true masterpiece and definetly one of the greatest movies ever for a bunch of guys to watch late at night with a ton of candy and pizza....END

...is what the Japanese are trying to pull off in the faces of the Shanghai inhabitants. It is up to the heroic duo, Jack Doe and Charlie Woo to stop the band of evil international assasins who work for the Japanese. Non stop action, powerful fight scenes, and some of the most awesome characters you will ever see. Mimo, Fuji, Mimo and Jackson! Epic and inspiring, you will never see martial arts movies in the same way! I also recommend: Shaolin vs Lama, Ninja Hunter, Jade Dagger Ninja or any Thomas Tang masterpiece.

This is hands-down the funniest movie I have ever seen. All of my friends and I, including ANYONE I have ever shown this movie to, loves it to death! Ever since we discovered it back in 1995, I've probably watch it, no joke, about 30 times. Not only is the fighting awesome and absolutely hilarious, but the dubbing is the real prize! My friends and I still quote lines from the movie today. So many hilarious quotations, ranging from "My friend, what are you doing?.....You wanna know!? I'ma kill yah yah bastard!!" right down to "Oh no, they're worth....50 thousand!!". And don't even mention the forest scene fight. I wish I could forget everything about it, just so I could watch it again and laugh as hard as I did the very first time I witnessed its hilarious flying ninjas and infinite 360 spinnings. You will NOT be sorry if you purchase this film! If anybody knows of a martial arts movie that is equally as funny as Mafia vs.(...)

With flicks like Kill Bill cashing in on the bad kung-fu movie genre, it's time to pay homage to some of the originals.

Mafia vs Ninja stands stands as one of the best of the worst.

You won't be disappointed, unless you're planning on using this movie as a training tool so you can fight better.

Just get a copy and enjoy the ride.

Probably the worst ninja movie ever made. Awful dubbing, terrible special effects and a story line that seems like it jumped from the pen of a 3rd grader (or should I say crayon). Mafia movies are great. Ninja movies are great. Mixing the two together is a mistake. I like beer and milk, but I wouldn't drink them together.