Off Magazine Street [Paperback]

Ronald Everett Capps (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: October 15, 2004

First time novelist Ronald Everett Capps hit pay dirt. Off Magazine Street was adapted for the movie, "A Love Song for Bobby Long," starring John Travolta and Scarlett Johasson, which opens in Los Angeles and New York on December 29th. Bobby Long and Byron Burns are charming, loveable, drunks. Prone to earthy humor, they're both cheap drunks who relish telling unbelievable stories, and attempting carnal relations with any women with low-enough standards -- or self-esteem -- to go to bed with either of them. Former English teachers, they've always wanted to turn their stories into a novel, one that sure to be a bestseller, allowing them to purchase a better brand of hooch and attract higher class hoochy mommas. When their obese companion, Lorraine, dies, and her daughter, Hanna, shows up looking for an inheritance, they do everything in their power to help Hanna earn a scholarship to Tulane. They want her to have every opportunity they've squandered. Equal parts picaresque and grotesque, Off Magazine Street seems designed for the movies.

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This first novel is short on plot but long on atmosphere. Attempting to meld Tim Sandlin's earthy humor with Barry Gifford's lovable grotesques, Capps gives us two former fair-haired boys, Bobby Long and Byron Burns, now middle-aged and given over completely to drink. After their obese companion dies, her daughter, Hanna, shows up looking for her inheritance. The two former English teachers, sensing Hanna's need for some direction, take her education in hand. In between quoting the poetry of W. H. Auden, steadily swigging cheap vodka, and making pointed sexual comments, the two drunken literature lovers manage to procure for Hanna a scholarship to Tulane. Although the lechery here is played for laughs, it sometimes comes off as creepy, and readers are told once too often that Bobby and Byron are not your garden-variety drunks. Capps is better at evoking a seedy New Orleans, with its fleabag hotels and ramshackle houses. The novel was used as the basis for a script for the movie A Love Song for Bobby Long, starring John Travolta, which could spur interest in the title. Joanne Wilkinson
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Product Details

• Paperback: 403 pages
• Publisher: MacAdam/Cage; First Edition edition (October 15, 2004)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1931561745
• ISBN-13: 978-1931561747
• Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.3 x 1.4 inches
• Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds
• Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,424,588 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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50 of 53 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Desperadoes gone right, September 10, 2004

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Luan Gaines "luansos" (Dana Point, CA USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Off Magazine Street (Paperback)

This genre-bending author enthusiastically attacks reality in a unique blend of anti-heroes, misfits and innocents, equally at home knocking back shots with Tennessee Williams or Ernest Hemingway.

Byron Burns is one of the fair-haired boys of his home town, Eames, Alabama. Unfortunately, he becomes the proverbial black sheep of his family. Along with Bobby Long, another favorite son, the friends take the low road once they hit college: an indiscriminate feast of wine, women and song, inseparable on their long slide into oblivion.

Now in late middle age, Byron and Bobby have spent so many years besotted that they have begun to act like the stumbling derelicts that litter the streets of every city, blacking out from one drink to another. Moving to New Orleans, the men are joined in their cheap hotel room by Lorraine, a grossly obese mental patient Bobby has known for years, years before she submitted to the comfort of food to fill an emotional vacuum. Lorraine's 16-year old daughter is not much better off, already pushed to the edge of an indifferent society.

No one is particularly surprised when Lorraine dies, her larger-than-life heart strained beyond capacity. It is through Lorraine's death that Bobby and Byron's lives are transformed, in a subtle twist of fate, when her daughter, Hannah, appears on their doorstep, such as it is, with questions about her mother and not much hope to squander.

Hannah's arrival sparks long-buried ideals that Byron and Bobby have so far successfully obliterated with an excess of alcohol and philandering. Content in their careless waste of days, the men are entertained by the literary fragments of their younger years as teachers, reciting poetry and reading long passages from beloved novels. Hannah is a source of intense curiosity, wrapped in her nubile innocence, especially for the outspoken Bobby.

The ultimate transformation of these two men, the awakening of their abandoned finer selves, is something neither is prepared to acknowledge. Neither is Hannah thrilled by these middle-aged reprobates, although, given her lack of choices, they seem to be the only game in town.

Hannah stays in New Orleans with Byron and Bobby, gradually drawn in by their ineptitude and seduced by the treasure of knowledge they men so generously share. Add in the neighborhood derelicts from "the outdoor living room" and the scene is set for an excess of debauchery, really just a bunch of lonely, misspent men who drift together, attracted like Bobby and Byron to the glow of Hannah's youth and potential.

Like Eliza with her two Dr. Doolittles, the story unfolds in a series of drunken antics, but within the framework of family, albeit a highly unusual one. Not just a humorous tale of redemption, Off Magazine Street is a lesson in compassion. Judgment too easily rendered permits us to throw away those who have slipped from acceptable social mores. Ronald Everett Capps reminds us to look deeper, past the obvious, into that vast reservoir of humanity, where there is a home for all. Luan Gaines/2004.

25 of 27 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Capps captures the world he intends to capture in this book, July 12, 2005

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This review is from: Off Magazine Street (Paperback)

Meaning that he almost perfectly portrays the characters he writes about. He captures the setting, the southern element, the drunken states, the misery, the intellect, and the love that the main characters have to offer. This book is depressing but at the same time eye opening and somehow inspriring. This book offers a great, accurate picture of what New Orleans can be to folks outside the tourist realm. I've met the author and can honestly say this guy has some stories to tell...and has done quite well telling this one.

26 of 29 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars Truly a Love Song, March 20, 2005

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Lydjahh (NOLA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Off Magazine Street (Paperback)

Admittedly this review is being written from a predjudicial perspective as I live in the New Orleans area and the author's son is a friend. This being said, I found this book to be refreshing in the candid ways in which the pivotal characters interact. The two main characters are drunks, but above all, they are amusing and sad intellectuals who find themselves isolated from the conventional world. They come across as lecherous old coots, but they are loveable for their unabashed sililoquies. The setting is perfect! It's a quick read, but with a poignancy that left this reader wanting more!