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1. Magificent Seven
September 13, 1992
When Peg's 5-year-old nephew Seven is abandoned at the Bundy doorstep by his loser parents, Peg and Al decide to keep him, much to their kids' dismay
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2. T R A Something - Something Spells Tramp
September 20, 1992
When Kelly's date gives her an ultimatum, she finds herself stranded but not alone on a deserted road 15 miles outside Chicago.
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3. Every Bundy has a Birthday
September 27, 1992
When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peggy assigns him one, selecting the next day, which also happens to be Al's birthday.
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4. Al on the Rocks
October 4, 1992
When Peggy panics over Seven's sneezes, she begins piling up medical bills, forcing Al to take on a second job as a "topless" bartender
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5. What I Did for Love
October 11, 1992
Peg tries everything in the book to renew Al's romantic interest in her -- up to and including promises of five-course meals
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6. Frat Chance
October 25, 1992
Desperate for a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity in his garage
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7. The Chicago Wine Party
November 1, 1992
With the elections coming up, Al convinces his family to register and vote for the first time in an effort to stop a proposed tax on beer.
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8. Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
November 8, 1992
When Al can't afford to pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job. Finding employment as a waitress at a burger joint, Kelly realizes why mother Peg has never worked a day in her life
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9. Rock of Ages
November 15, 1992
When Al wins a trip to Hawaii, he poses as an aging rock star to get into the first class lounge.
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10. Death of a Shoe Salesman
November 22, 1992
While shopping for a burial plot for the family, Al and Peg discover they don't have enough money, so they have to be buried in the same casket
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11. The Old College Try
December 13, 1992
Bud's big plans to move into his college dorm are destroyed when Al and Peg manage to get their hands on his scholarship money and go on a shopping spree.
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12. Christmas
December 20, 1992
Al does his yearly pre-Christmas inspection of the family and can find they've done nothing wrong, which means he has to buy them presents.
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13. Wedding Show
January 10, 1993
As the Bundys prepare to attend their cousin Jimmy's wedding, everything begins to go wrong.
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14. It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
January 24, 1993
Al takes a fishing trip alone, only to have Peg and Marcy show up and spoil his vacation
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15. Heels on Wheels
February 7, 1993
Kelly buys a motorcycle to put some fun back into her life, but disaster strikes when Al decides to take the bike out for a spin
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16. Mr. Empty Pants
February 14, 1993
Peggy's unflattering cartoon makes Al a reluctant celebrity
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17. You Can't Miss
February 21, 1993
Bud goes on a dating game for "nerds."
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18. Peggy and the Pirates
February 28, 1993
While reading a romance novel, Peg fantasizes that she is a lady in distress and Al is the pirate who saves her
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19. Go for the Old
March 14, 1993
Al becomes obsessed with his age after a theater cashier gives him a senior citizen's discount
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20. Unalful Entry
March 28, 1993
Al becomes a local hero when he stands up to a burglar
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21. Movie Show
April 11, 1993
Kelly gets an unpleasant surprise when the family takes her to a movie on her birthday
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22. Till Death Do Us Part
April 25, 1993
When Peg complains about Al's lovemaking to the girls at the beauty parlor, he becomes the laughingstock of the town
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23. 'Tis Time To Smell the Roses
May 2, 1993
Peg spends all of Al's early retirement money and forces him to go back to work
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24. The Old Insurance Dodge
May 9, 1993
When Al's Dodge is stolen, he learns it is only worth $100, and he decides to add a few priceless items to the list of things missing from his trunk
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25. The Wedding Repercussions
May 16, 1993
When Jimmy, the Bundy's relative, learns that his new bride slept with someone the day of their wedding, his temper explodes and a guilty Bud runs for cover
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26. The Proposition
May 23, 1993
Coco, a cosmetic millionairess and former girlfriend of Al's, makes a truly indecent proposal by offering Peggy $500,000 for one night of passion with Al
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Synopsis: When Peg's 5-year-old nephew Seven is abandoned at the Bundy doorstep by his loser parents, Peg and Al decide to keep him, much to their kids' dismay
This review is from: Married...With Children Season 7 (Amazon Instant Video)
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The seventh season premiere of the long-running Fox comedy "Married...With Children" is an underrated show in the overall series. Called "Magnificent Seven," it is often criticized for finally resorting to the infamous fallback option for sitcoms of casting a younger kid to compensate for an aging 'young' cast. At least for the premiere, the creative staff is able to make it work, thanks to a versatile comedic script and excellent stunt casting.
The episode is really a showcase for Ed O'Neil, as his Al Bundy spearheads much of the plot momentum and even gets to be an odd hero. Guest stars Bobcat Goldthwaite and Linda Blair stand out as Peg's derelict cousin Zeemus and his flashy wife. Shane Sweet is Seven, their son. While the character itself is a thin plot device, the story around him for this show has a moment of true poignancy.
The season inevitably drowns out the Seven character, as much better scripts are given to long-term cast members. But, in the premiere, "Magnificent Seven" is very memorable.
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