Make Him Look Good [Paperback]

Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez (Author)

Product Details

• Paperback
• Publisher: St. Martins Press (2006)
• ISBN-10: 0312349807
• ISBN-13: 978-0312349806
• ASIN: B000OTHT7Y
• Average Customer Review: 3.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (43 customer reviews)

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16 of 17 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Make Me Feel Better, March 28, 2007

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KSW "Girlwithemail" (Baltimore, MD) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Make Him Look Good (Paperback)

Oh my, this was probably the one of worst pieces of fiction I have read in a while, and definitely the worst book I've read of Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez. I am so flustered, I just don't know what to say. I've read Ms. Valdes-Rodriguez's other two novels -- Dirty Girls Social Club and Playing With Boys -- and could not put those books down. However, this one? I had to force myself to keep reading it was so bad. From the overexaggerated characters (the ultra-obsessed groupie Milan, the eternally vain, shallow characters of Ricky and Jill, the uber-innocence of Jasminka) to the overbearing plot and numerous subplots, it was hard to get into this book. This is the first time that I didn't relate to the protagonist (Milan) in a novel.

While there were some delightful punches of humor, mostly provided by Milan's narration, and Milan and Geneva's fiesty mom, overall Make Him Look Good made me feel bad. Really bad. For starters, there were glaring inconsistencies throughout the novel, including one where Milan pops a Ricky Biscayne tape into the tape deck while driving, but a few sentences later and a few miles down the road, Milan is listening to a Ricky Biscayne CD?!?!

What stood out with me most is the fact that Ms. Valdes-Rodriguez's personal vendetta against Jennifer Lopez (aka Jill Sanchez) almost overtook the whole premise of the book! By the end of the book, it is no secret that the author has an axe (or two, or three, or fifty) to grind with Lopez (and for what reason, I don't know). The paralells and the digs were endless...down to the JSan (JLo anyone?) clothing and accessory line and recollection of the romance with rapper D-Kitty (P. Diddy). Many an author have characters based on their own personal antagonists in their real lives, but with enough creativity and level of disguise, the average reader wouldn't know. But this one? Jill Sanchez? Please.

12 of 14 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Make him look bad, January 27, 2007

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E. A Solinas "ea_solinas" (MD USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Make Him Look Good (Hardcover)

It's somehow comforting to know that ethnic chick-lit can be as vapid and annoying as the typical mainstream variety. One good example of this is Alisa Valdes-Rodrieguez's "Make Him Look Good," a hideously inept satire on celebrity and self-absorbed males.

Chubby, fangirlish Milan is president of an online fanclub for Ricky Biscayne, a sexy crossover singer; so when her chic, urbane sister Geneva offers to get her a meeting -- then a job -- with Ricky, she jumps at the chance. Suddenly she's his new publicist, hobnobbing with the rich and famous -- and a convenient sex partner.

But Ricky's life is swarming with women -- his fragile, newly pregnant supermodel wife Jasminka, his disapproving mom, an ex-girlfriend who bore his daughter as a teenager, and man-hungry A-lister Jill Sanchez. When Ricky disgraces and lies to the various women, they band together to revenge themselves on him and the cunning Jill.

I love soapy chick-lit as much as the next person, but "Make Him Look Good" is almost offensive in its thinly-veiled, smug attitude. Instead of satirizing and condemning sleazy stars, celebrity-worship and marital cheating -- as it seems to at first -- it lingers on them like a lustful cameraman.

Valdes-Rodrieguez seems more interested in lingering on Miami chic clubs, A-list housing and clothing than on plot. She also apparently gets tired of certain storylines -- Geneva stealing Milan's past boyfriends is awkwardly dismissed with "oh... I was wrong, sorry." The climax is the height of the hilarity, with a "surprise" expose with the media that is more fantasy than Harry Potter, and written with campy ineptitude.

The characters aren't so great either -- our heroine Milan is a pitiful, spineless girl who lives in a fantasy world, and sleeps with a pregnant woman's husband without remorse. Why should we care about her? The other characters are "types" rather than people: sexy successful sister, arrogant and sexist Latin guy, fragile child-woman from war-torn country, vaguely butch firewoman and feisty teen.

The only really amusing aspect of this book is the affair between Jill and Ricky (also known as Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony), along with the fictional counterparts of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Jill is so nasty, conniving, cunning and manipulative that she's funny in a campy way, even if it's an easy stab.

"Make Him Look Good" doesn't make anyone in it look good, let alone Alisa Valdes-Rodrieguez. This vapid chick-lit book aspires to be a soapy guilty pleasure, but the only guilt is in reading it to the end.

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars Not her best, May 1, 2007

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Candice Simone "bookworm" (San Francisco, CA United States) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Make Him Look Good (Paperback)

I bought this book after reading the author's first two novels. The first two were great, this one was barely ok. The materialism and brand-name dropping is gratuitous and distracting. The characters are shallow and underdeveloped. Some characters -- Jill Sanchez, for one -- are so clearly based on real-life celebrities that there is no originality to their story. And the main character and narrator, while initially sympathetic, later becomes almost unbearably naive and annoying. I love high-end fashion, I love South Beach, and I subscribe to US Weekly. And even I thought this novel overdid it.

However, there are some bright spots -- a short chapter told from the perspective of a cat was amazingly written. Some of the romances are touching. And the plot is interesting, even though the climax and ending seemed a little farfetched. Hopefully the author's next offering will have more originality and substance, and less flash.