I got this hoping it would end a long dry spell, and got a lot more than I bargained for. Before the UPS guy came around (yes, I'm a sucker for the Boys in Brown!) I applied a liberal dose of the spray. Well, it certainly got the UPS guy's attention.... and my cube-mate, Bob, Chuck from accounting, the team of IT guys across the hall, my boss, HIS boss... I guess you can see where I'm going with this. I had to flee for my life.
I'm writing this from a women's retreat center. They were kind enough to take me in until the spray wears off, but I'm not sure if they can hold out. The local high school boys swim team broke into the compound twice already, and we're thinking of moving me out to the desert....