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Maniac Nurses Find Ecstasy

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This movie takes alot of flack. In my opinion, anyone who would trash this flick has no right watching a movie entitled "Maniac Nurses Find Ecstacy" in the first place...I mean, what do you expect???

This is not high art by any stretch, this is trash cinema at its worst, and it is all the better for it! There is copious amounts of nudity, gore, incest, lesbianism, women with guns, bad acting, atrocious dubbing, a paper thin plot, SM, and no point whatsoever! It is everything I had hoped this movie would be!

It is...Maniac Nurses Find Ecstacy!!!

If you are a fan of truly bad cinema, this is the movie for you! There is no way that this movie was ever meant to be taken seriously, and it really has to be seen to be believed...I couldn't stop laughing!

The DVD has very few extras, with only a handful of trailers and a few of the typical Troma adds. But it is the movie that counts. Depending on you tastes, Maniac Nurses is either a 0/5, or a perfect 5...you can see what side of the arena I'm on!

Love it or hate it, there is really nothing else quite like it.

If you're looking for nudity, along with a bit of disgusting humor, then this is the movie for you. Lots of nudity, no sex, but all women.

This movie is a bad one, make no mistake about it, but bad in such a way that it seems exceptionally funny. This is the kind of movie that you invite friends over to watch, to have a few beers with, and to gather around and take turns making jokes about, laughing at the movie every chance you get.

This is a cult movie in this respect, make no mistake about it. Like most such movies, it is not for everyone's taste. However, if you want to watch something that you can laugh at freely this is the perfect movie for you.

Among the highlights are a paper-thin plot, terrible acting by all concerned, a corny sounding narrator, plenty of skin, and a lot of gratuitous violence. In other words, this is very nearly the perfect movie for me. It is also almost perfect as silly entertainment. I recommend this to all.

I have never seen a more bizarre movie than this, and I am an underground film/cult collector. Man, the gore in this is incredible. The amount of sex is, well, way over the top. As for the plot, well, there's not much to it. There's what I think is considered to be a hospital, that appears to be in the middle of nowhere. Within the hospital are several girls who have been changed into blood thirsty maniacs. The main character, Sabrina, is the main mistress's big pick of the litter. In one particularly 'touching' scene, the dominatrix attempts to make a 'love-doll' for Sabrina, in which a body is completely mutilated. Interesting. Well, the plot doesn't get much more intricate then that, and if I told any more, I'd give away the ending. So, it's bizarre. And I'm not praising it, I don't think it's really all that great. But it does stick with you. Many of the scenes are hard to erase. So be prepared to be mystified, shocked, and bored, at parts. Don't buy this movie expecting much, at all.

I gave this movie 1 star, because there was no way to give it less. This is the kind of movie that gives gore/sex movies a bad name. What plot there is is a meandering morass of inscrutable events strung together by inertia. The sex is softer than the Pillsbury doughboy and less interesting. The women are attractive, but the characterizations shallow to non-existent. The display of emotional expressions ranges from slightly alert to stunned. The quality of transfer was not even very good. Personally, I'd rather have an old beta format version of "I Spit on Your Grave." Other than these few things, it was swell.

I guess it depends on your boundaries. For me, if you're thinking about this for the gore, you'll be disappointed. If you're thinking about this for the sex, you'll be disappointed. If you're trying to spend down to qualify for Medicaid, why not?

Maybe it's not fair, but I watched this within a few days of seeing "Cannibal Holocaust," so it may have seemed more tame than it really is.....naah. It just sucks. But if you need something to go with "Plan 9" on the bookcase, knock yourself out.

This was absolutely horrible! The storyline was just stupid and accompanied by a very annoying narrator. If you want it for the nudity, there were only a few times with any topless women, and even then they weren't very attractive. Honestly, there was one woman who I thought was a man until she took her top off. Don't watch this, I beg you!

Quite simply, this is one of the most moving films of its generation. Sure, the special effects are not that special, but the story, the message--is flawless. This cinematic masterpiece will take you on a Kurtzian journey through your own soul and sexuality--if indeed, they are separate entities. Warning: you may or may not come out the other side. You will have a faithful guide with you, the narrator. A strange mix of Ken Burns and Jesus, put your faith in this mighty spirit animal and take a spirit quest into the depths of your very existence.

I first heard the title and laughed. It was a typical Troma film but I enjoyed some parts of the movie. Ill admit it will not win any awards for best picture but it was still fun to watch. Troma is always good at offering up some low class entertainment.

At the end they played a song that was on a continuous loop that I loved. I dont know where i've heard it before but it did sound like some cheap porn music.

Fair, at best.

This runs under 80 minutes, a good 10 from a scene with a nurse dancing on a table, while the narrator blah-blah-blahs about how twisted and sado-masochistic these broads are. Are they really maniacs, and do they find ecstasy?

Half the time, I was saying to myself "when are these sado-masochistic broads going to show some gory, unadulterated action?" The movie has its moments, but the narrator spells way to much out, a little too much telling and not enough showing (bordering at insulting).

No, this isn't as good as "Rabid Grannies," but okay for a cheap thrill. It's not as gory as one would hope, but not bone-dry for that matter.

No, these nurses did not find ecstasy because even the annyoing narrator admits that they are bored. I admit, I was bored too.

Fantastic! this movie has to be seen to be believed, hopefully with a room full of buddies drinking heavily. i was laughing so hard i had tears in my eyes. we've made it into a drinking game...you drink whenever they mention sadism, flash an elvis tattoo, make a list on screen, show the front of the mansion, walk around for ten minutes, or show random stock footage. honestly, i've never seen so much walking in one movie, those beautiful babes could have hiked everest after filming this. i can't say enough good things about this movie, buy it right now!