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Masked Avenger Vs Ultra Villain in the Lair of the Naked Bikini [VHS]

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Easy to see why it's Not Rated (NR).

Let me list the reasons:

1)A masked deviate sniffs panties and masturbates constantly.

2)People gets their guts ripped out and one guy gets slapped in the face with his OWN guts.The masked deviate even rips one dude's guts out and uses them to laso a gun.

4)A nun has sex with ten guys in a row.

5)A bad guy in punched in the face about forty times until his face is a blood pulp.

6)A retarded character is "taught" how to sniff panties. The same retard then sleeps with a goat (he doesn't have sex with it, thank Christ).

Despite this, the film has a great soundtrack, a hilarious villain, IS funnier than MOST Hollywood crap and doesn't take itself TOO seriously.

The "climax" is unexpected and extraordinary.

Unfortunately, though this flick is totally original, it will be too weird for most viewers.

Would like to see more films from this director -- he has a big future in Filmed Weirdness and Comedy -- a deviate Ivan Reitman.

MASKED AVENGER looks like it was produced by some naughty schoolboys who've seen too many Benny Hills. I'm not going to describe the plot because it's too bizarre, but, it goes without saying, that this flick is different with a capital "D".

The main character is a panty-sniffing killer who tracks down kidnapped babes for his clients. His reward for finding the babes is money and their panties. Believe me, it's even stranger than it sounds. I've seen lots of strange flicks in the last ten years, but this one is right up there with the best.

I hate to admit it, but I even shed a tear in one scene where the killer is saved by a little girl. The scene's really touching and I didn't expect that from this flick. For the gore-lovers there's plenty of gore, and if you're into naked babes (who isn't?), there's plenty of them, too. But this flick really kicks rump in the story department and the big surprises department. I recommend it. Probably would be a Video Nasty in the UK. Certainly better than a kick in the bollocks, though, and it has some a Japanese style.

I have heard of the director Mark Savage because he made MARAUDERS a long time ago. He has also directed a new film called SENSITIVE NEW AGE KILLER, so says an Aussie film site. I'll be looking out for thatty too.

This video is of such poor quality and low grade humor, that I actually found myself wishing to have my head crushed rather than watch another minute of it. It looks and feels like a home movie distributed to the direct video market. The acting is terrible and the premise is too lame to discuss. I did not find it to be weird in a cool way or artsy either. It is pure trash that no one has cleaned up.

I didn't know what to expect with this video -- the title looked interesting. It explores the story of Robin Van Hootin, an assassin-for-hire whose weakness is giving in to bouts of extreme masturbation when he is confronted by beautiful women.

What's bizarre is that the story works well and the characters are well drawn (unusual for this type of movie). There are several hilarious action scenes and many surprises. The "climax" is totally outrageous.

The film is also quite tender at times, even sentimental. I really liked it a lot and would highly recommend it.

If you like Japanese, Hong Kong and American movies, this is the film for you because it expertly mixes all three genres.

The film is very well directed by Mark Savage (what else has he made?) and I wish I'd seen it at the cinema.

My favourite film this year because it's unlike anything I've ever seen.