- Measures approximately 12 inches
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RAAAAAWWWWR!,
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Back in the good old days, when men were men, "being a man" meant going out of your camp and hunting an animal the size of a small home. You would gather up your courage, bows and arrows, and if you were lucky you would return victorious with a carcass for your loved one.
Today's modern man doesn't have that option. Nowadays, "being a man" means cleaning the dishes, taking out the recycling, or changing the baby's diaper. The days of blood, sweat and manly grunts are gone, replaced now by the quiet acquiescence of doing the right thing. And while the modern man can take comfort in the fact that taking out the trash *is* a manly thing to do, it doesn't *feel* manly. The glorious dying roar of a building-sized beast doesn't compare to the metallic thunk of a dumpster bin closing behind you. When I told all this to my girlfriend, she decided to change the terminology. No longer was it just trash or dishes, but mastodons everywhere! "Honey, can you clean up?" suddenly became "OMG there's a mastodon in the kitchen! Please kill it!" I have never felt more loved. :) So last Christmas, I bought Cornelius, our pet mastodon. He is cute and soft, and we've never been happier. 5 stars.
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A happy boy with his very own Mastodon,
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It arrived in perfect condition ready for play. The expression on my son's face was that of joy and happiness. It has not left his side in a while. A great toy for any girl or boy.
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