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As an occasional customer of Rothstein's and the deli featured in As the Matzo Ball Turns, I found this book to be disturbingly fascinating along with punch-you-in-the-stomach funny. --Vincent Spano, Actor/Director (Alive, Oscar, Rumblefish)

As the Matzo Ball Turns is Day of the Locust with a side order of noodle kugel. It is a gonzo ten-year journey--in turns side-splittingly funny and heart wrenchingly sad--into the dark heart of the entertainment and restaurant business, seen through the jaundiced eyes of an aspiring actor turned waiter. This memoir will be chicken soup for the soul for anyone, anywhere, who has ever asked the eternal question, "Lord, how long must I wait?" --Robert Wallace, Former Editor, Rolling Stone Magazine

Rothstein's inside perspective of the harsh reality of pursuit intrinsic to the acting profession sheds a light on the dark side of Hollywood... frightening, harrowing, and with humor. --Deborah Miller, Hollywood Talent Agent/Manager

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Product Details

  • Paperback: 238 pages
  • Publisher: Book Publishers Network; 1 edition (March 20, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 193745424X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1937454241
  • Product Dimensions: 8.9 x 5.9 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 13.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (29 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,918,900 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By Joe M. Anderson on July 11, 2012
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This book should be primary reading for those with stars in their eyes heading to Hollywood. It's got some of the best stories and tales of woe I've heard in some time and was such a fun read!

Jozef Rothstein smacks the Matzo ball out of the park with plenty of wit, grit and hilarity of the "in and out" celebrity crowd he encountered while waiting tables in a famous restaurant. It also details his travails during acting auditions, acting lessons and the strange hangers-on and bottom-of-the-barrel types in agents and managers. And that's only half of it. At the same time, he's flogging his screenplays around town and finds lots of success - for the other guy! [Has an interesting and compelling story about a certain studio which he claims ripped off his idea].

The best part of this book, to me at least, is in finding out (through his clues) that the restaurant he worked was one I frequented almost daily. And in that, I could figure out who some of the characters are that he mentions. This was a personal bit of fun for me, as he is spot-on with some of his wackier co-workers and customers.

Whether entering show business, hip deep in it or one who simply enjoys a humorous take on celebrity culture, Rothstein's adventures in La-La-Land will reward you.
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To preface this review, I should mention I met Mr. Rothstein at a political event when he had arrived back in Pennsylvania from his disappointing, California "Hollywood Gold Rush." He is quite the character. I'd give "As The Matzo Ball Turns" a big thumbs up. His goal of becoming a Hollywood star may not have been realized, but it opened the door for quite an interesting written production in this book. His writing made you feel the exhaustion of working in the service industry; waiting on people (especially narcissistic Hollywood zombies). The book itself is a lesson taught to others, through his experience, and his firmness in not compromising his moral obligations for stardom.

The clientele frequenting the popular restaurant were the perfect scene for a colorful, humorous story and an inside evaluation into the minds of the Tinseltown stars. The Anthony Hopkins encounter was hilarious, and to learn he only tips 15% (with a salary like his) was pretty surprising! Some of the coincidental, somewhat serendipitous moments which Mr. Rothstein described were fascinating.

It took me a while to write this review after reading the book on a summer weekend. Coincidentally, as I'm writing it, his first "masturbation song" by REO is playing on my stereo. (I haven't heard that song in ages.)

My only complaint about this book is it ended abruptly, leaving you expect more, and it could have used a touch of "50 Shades".

This book was meant to be read by those who who dare to dream.
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Forget the fact that I once worked with Jozef Rothstein at the deli, he provides an in-depth analysis of what Hollywood is really like for us peons that wish to make a statement in the world of show business. The honesty and truth of what really goes on in that real world was written brilliantly in "As The Matzo Ball Turns".

From the time I started reading my book on the New York City subway until the time I reached my destination (@20minutes) I made such a spectacle of myself on the subway from laughing so hard and the pains that went along with the laughs lasted several days. I enjoyed this book so much I purchased a copy for my father who has no sense of humor at all, but does have experience in the restaurant business. He had to put the book down for the night after reading the first 18 pages once again.... from laughing too hard. I recently purchased another copy for my present employer in the restaurant business and he is eagerly awaiting its delivery.

Do yourself a a copy for yourself. When you are done, buy a copy for any family or friend who either works in the restaurant business, wants to work in the entertainment industry or just likes to laugh and help spread the word to make this literary work of brillance a NY Times Best Seller!
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Jozef's book is a thoroughly entertaining peak inside the Hollywood facade, but more importantly, about one man's journey through early adulthood and self-discovery. I was profoundly moved after reading this book. Many of the stories and life events that Jozef relays throughout strangely mirrored my own concurrent experience. Very eerie but also enlightening and engaging. The basic pace of the book never lags, and you really get a sense of this man's trials and tribulations in Tinsel Town and beyond. I like how the Deli is depicted as not just his place of business, but a central character in the story. This Deli truly has a life all its own. I could not help but feel sadness for many of the people (actors/actresses/musicians/co-workers/junkies/agents, etc.) in this book. What was worse is that though I do not know these people, I feel like they could be my friends, lovers and co-workers. Again, VERY EERIE, but effective. Great character studies and analysis.

But without giving away any of the fun details and anecdotes (and there are plenty of them!), Jozef's prose is a must read for anyone who is questioning their place in this world. "As the Matzo Ball Turns" will stay in your brain for quite some time!
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