May Contain Nuts - Import [Import] [Paperback]

John O'Farrell (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: 2005

Doubleday/UK Trade Paperback with 318 pages. - A wonderful satire on the all consuming madness of modern parenthood; a compelling journey across divided inner-city communities to a place where normal people don't spend hundreds of pounds to have their four year old scribbles assessed for signs of genius or pay a handyman to assemble their Kinder Egg toys. O'Farrell has produced a funny and provocative book that will make you laugh, cry and vow never to become that sort of parent.

Product Details

• Paperback
• Publisher: Doubleday/UK; Export/airport Ed edition (2005)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0385606095
• ISBN-13: 978-0385606097
• Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 5.9 x 1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 14.9 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #7,350,787 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars LOVED IT!, November 11, 2005

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Maria Wong "Bostonian Reader" (Boston, MA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: May Contain Nuts: A Novel of Extreme Parenting (Paperback)

This book was so entertaining that I finished it in two days (an incredible feat considering I have two very young children). A satirical portrayal of modern parenting, but seriously reflects the lengths of what many elitist families would do to get their kids the "right" academic beginning. I particularly enjoyed this book because many of O'Farrell's characters actually live in my neighborhood. The ending was bit abrupt and unrealistically tidy (could a real Alice, who went through such lengths to get her daughter into a top independent school truly embrace the notion of her daughter being in a public school in just several months???), but it was a fun read nonetheless.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A Great Book for Teachers, Too!, April 6, 2006

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K. S. Callison "New Teacher" (Bloomington, IN USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: May Contain Nuts: A Novel of Extreme Parenting (Paperback)

I usually don't read satire, but as a new teacher this book was almost therapeutic in its attacks on obsessive middle-class mums (the British ones are not much different from the American ones). It's also a thoughtful novel about school choice: What's best for your child vs. What's best for you. May Contain Nuts even deals with status quo in terms of race and socio-economics.

Very funny and very reflective.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A Humorous Must Read for the Ever Growing Number of Cotton Wool Kid Parents Out There, December 18, 2006

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James N Simpson (Gold Coast, QLD Australia) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: May Contain Nuts (Hardcover)

If you've ever overheard cotton wool kid parents talking to each other about how their fat little kids can't possibly walk or ride a bike to school because they might get abducted, or seen these parents in action first hand for yourself walking down the road with dog leads attached to their kids then you'll realise this book could really be a work of non fiction and that's what makes it even more brilliant.

In this book Alice and David are two of these paranoid middle class British parents, particularly the mother Alice. They force their daughter Molly and their other kids to undertake a rigorous schedule of activities, study and practice exams so they'll get into the right pre school, primary and high schools otherwise they'll have no possible chance of getting into the best universities and avoid being prostitutes, drug users and the like. They fear walking down to their local video store as those black kids in the hooded tops will obviously rob them or worse. Their group of friends aren't any different, reading the labels on food and not allowing their kids to eat anything that may contain traces of nuts just on the off chance their kids may be allergic. Even within these tailored activities such as a running race they force these kids to wear dog leads so they can protect them just in case that dog on the other side of the park happens to come over and kill their children.

These are the cotton wool kid parents, and they see nothing wrong with their behaviour. So the pressure is on for Molly to get into the snobby school Chelsea College but her parents soon come to realise there is a good chance she may not make the cut. They know they must take drastic action, they know Alice must be pretend to be Molly and take the test in her place.

May Contain Nuts is a great read, predictable outcome but the fun is in getting there as Alice starts to realise just how ridiculous her beliefs are!