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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Hand Sanitizer

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Touched Genitals
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Product Description

Color: Touched Genitals

The #1 After-genital contact hand sanitizer.

Product Details

Color: Touched Genitals
  • Item Weight: 2.1 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 2.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • ASIN: B004CPQBRA
  • UPC: 092657017418
  • Item model number: QQ 603
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (182 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #6,030 in Health & Personal Care (See Top 100 in Health & Personal Care)
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Customer Reviews

Worth it for a good laugh!!
clek
"Maybe you Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer" could possibly be my best purchase of 2012.
GoodNoodle
Great stocking stuffer or a great gag gift.
Nancy H. Landry

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

215 of 235 people found the following review helpful By 1waitingfold on June 23, 2012
Color Name: Touched Genitals
We were extremely pleased with the effectiveness with which this product removed ball smell and general funk from our hands.

My partner however experienced severe burning sensation in the mouth and throat, left eye and a possibly unrelated rash so the burning was probably karma related.

But I would still advise anyone using this product to only use on you hands!
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53 of 60 people found the following review helpful By Mike C on September 18, 2011
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I purchased this item for the joke value and it always makes people laugh. It also is a really good hand sanitizer and the package size is perfect. My initial order was lost in the mail and I figured it wasn't worth the effort to report it, but a co worker said the process was painless. I emailed the vendor and he responded immediately, was very apologetic and sent a replacement. I couldn't ask for better customer service.
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105 of 133 people found the following review helpful By Nicnac on June 20, 2011
Color Name: Touched Genitals
I don't see it listed anywhere in the product description but this product is not only good for when you touch your own naughty parts but also after you have touched someone else's parts! It's like a two-in one thing. Um 5 in one. 3...
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64 of 86 people found the following review helpful By Rich Meyer on September 30, 2012
Color Name: Touched Genitals
I just don't know what to think about this product. This hand-sanitizer appears to be self-aware. It refuses to dispense itself to me unless I touch my genitals before hand. It just will not come out of the container unless I touch them. Now, mind you, I'm not the kind of person who's squeamish about genitals. Given the right situation, I'll touch more than my share. But I really do not see the need to do so just because I want clean hands! I have free will and I choose not to handle my tallywacker before cleaning my hands!

Strangely enough, you don't have to touch your own genitals to get the product to work.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful By CoCo on April 15, 2013
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Haven't decided who to give this to yet.
Takes the right character to make this gift worth giving.
Keep this in the car it'll come in handy.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By K. Rowe on October 15, 2013
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I purchased this as a gag gift for my brother for Christmas. I thought it would be bigger, but that's my fault for not noticing the size. The shipping was very fast and it is as advertised. Looking forward to his reaction when he opens it!
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13 of 18 people found the following review helpful By .III on May 9, 2012
Color Name: Touched Genitals
My wife has a problem at work. She has co-workers who don't wash their hands after they use the rest room. So she was the lucky recipient of this gem and of the hilarious book How to Poo at Work. I gave this as a gag gift and she thought it was funny (but not solving the problem). I told her that it will be a great conversation starter... :-)
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By CoverHog on October 14, 2013
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The smell isn't great. But the idea is funny. However, I dropped it once and the bottle cracked. Bummer. Makes for a good gag gift.
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