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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals" Hand Sanitizer

from Blue Q
4.9 out of 5 stars 312 customer reviews
About the Product
  • Best Gag gift for that hard to buy for person

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WARNING:
CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Product Description

Color: Touched Genitals

The #1 After-genital contact hand sanitizer.

Product Details

Color: Touched Genitals
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 1 x 3 inches ; 2.1 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 2.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • ASIN: B004CPQBRA
  • UPC: 793379144627 092657017418
  • Item model number: QQ603
  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (312 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #11,122 in Beauty (See Top 100 in Beauty)

Important Information

Directions
Wet hands thoroughly with product and allow to dry without wiping

Customer Questions & Answers

Customer Reviews

Top Customer Reviews

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We were extremely pleased with the effectiveness with which this product removed ball smell and general funk from our hands.

My partner however experienced severe burning sensation in the mouth and throat, left eye and a possibly unrelated rash so the burning was probably karma related.

But I would still advise anyone using this product to only use on you hands!
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I purchased this item for the joke value and it always makes people laugh. It also is a really good hand sanitizer and the package size is perfect. My initial order was lost in the mail and I figured it wasn't worth the effort to report it, but a co worker said the process was painless. I emailed the vendor and he responded immediately, was very apologetic and sent a replacement. I couldn't ask for better customer service.
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I don't see it listed anywhere in the product description but this product is not only good for when you touch your own naughty parts but also after you have touched someone else's parts! It's like a two-in one thing. Um 5 in one. 3...
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If you are like me, and suffer "StinkD***", and you find yourself ostracized from your friends and family because your hands smell like the $100 hooker you had in your hotel room last night, this product is a MUST. Instantly neutralizes the foul odor given off by Hooker Generated Bacteria, and leaves behind the pleasant scent of Non-Hooker related bacteria... Seriously, I gave this to my sister who has a hand-washing-fetish. She thought it was funny as hell
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I just don't know what to think about this product. This hand-sanitizer appears to be self-aware. It refuses to dispense itself to me unless I touch my genitals before hand. It just will not come out of the container unless I touch them. Now, mind you, I'm not the kind of person who's squeamish about genitals. Given the right situation, I'll touch more than my share. But I really do not see the need to do so just because I want clean hands! I have free will and I choose not to handle my tallywacker before cleaning my hands!

Strangely enough, you don't have to touch your own genitals to get the product to work.
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I purchased this as a gag gift for my brother for Christmas. I thought it would be bigger, but that's my fault for not noticing the size. The shipping was very fast and it is as advertised. Looking forward to his reaction when he opens it!
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By Kassie on April 13, 2016
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Gave this to my high school best friend as a gift for Christmas. He thought it was so cute and funny and he completely loved it. It's basically a general hand sanitizer, nothing super special or different about it than other ones, but the labels are really cute. The back also has funny sayings on it, and that adds to it. Overall I thought it was so cute and funny and my friend thought it was really cute and funny too. The only thing I really had to take into consideration was whether his mom would appreciate the humor too, but it was all good. It functioned well as a hand sanitizer, it was a really good gift, and it wasn't very expensive.
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If you are unsure about that itch you had in your nether region that went away suddenly, don't even question whether or not your hands were the culprit in taking care of said itch. Instead, use this sanitizer. It will take away 99.9% of those germs leaving you with 0.1% of those germs somewhere on your hands! After that, get ready for an adventure, knowing that you can shake someone's hand along the way, sharing your 0.1% with them!
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