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Me Write Book: If Bigfoot Memoir [Hardcover]

Graham Roumieu
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (37 customer reviews)

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Book Description

November 29, 2005

Like many reclusive celebrities, Big Foot is misunderstood. In his touching memoir Me Write Book he wants to set the record straight, proving that although he’s larger, hairier, and more foul-smelling than most of us, he’s really not so different underneath.
 
Only the most coldhearted among us could look on without compassion as this hirsute Everyman struggles bravely with casual cannibalism, Pringles potato crisps, embarrassing moments with peach Schnapps, the desperate loneliness of personal ads, and philosophical quandaries.
 
Readers will never forget the plaintive voice from the wilderness that howls from every page of this searing, intimate account of a man-beast in the promised land.


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About the Author

Graham Roumieu is an author and illustrator whose work has appeared in The New York Times, The Guardian, Harper’s, Men’s Journal, The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal, and other publications. Easily annoyed, he lives in Toronto.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Plume (November 29, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0452286859
  • ISBN-13: 978-0452286856
  • Product Dimensions: 6.1 x 0.4 x 9.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (37 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #70,160 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Laugh-out-loud, tears-streaming-down-face funny. Sophie Baker  |  10 reviewers made a similar statement
After me read this book, me start talking like Bigfoot all the time. Kimberly E. Beall  |  8 reviewers made a similar statement
This is by far the funniest book I have ever read! Carl R. Bauman  |  6 reviewers made a similar statement
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39 of 41 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Please no Tease! June 16, 2007
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
Bigfoot Oh Bigfoot!
Why you no call?
Me wait and wait by phone...

OK. So you bigshot Bigfoot now.
Make appear on "Inside Actor Studio" with James Lipton.
Everybody love famous, handsome, artsy-fartsy Bigfoot.
Write brilliant, avant-garde children story. Make reader cry and sob and think about life.

Like that big deal.

Me give you heart and you smash!
You still stink like out-house (NOT compost...who you kid?)!
Real Bigfoot not need make posing.
Think about.

Not ever forget Baja.

Call me.
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31 of 33 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!! December 9, 2005
Format:Hardcover
This is by far the funniest book I have ever read! Written from the perspective of Bigfoot, this memior takes the reader through the rollercoaster life of Bigfoot as he experiences the ups and downs of any hollywood star. From the first page on, I couldn't stop laughing as Bigfoot eloquently describes his most personal experiences. If you have a bit of a twisted sense of humor, you will love this very unique, and I think, extremely clever book about a very misunderstood forrest dweller.
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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars dont listen to that "honest joe" review April 29, 2006
Format:Hardcover
the one-star review by honest joe is AWFUL. he completely misses the humor here, and believe me, it's hard to miss what roumieu is doing. it's bigfoot's memoir...yes, everything ends ugly (typically with bigfoot smashing someone's head in), but what else would bigfoot do? as a matter of fact, i kinda wish bigfoot would read 'honest joe's' review. ("me smash hed in!") roumieu's books are brilliant & silly & sweet, and what roumieu's really doing is having endless fun sending up modern pop culture. it's great great stuff~!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars Not for children!!!!!!!!
I bought this book for my 9 year old Bigfoot lover. But it is not appropriate. There is foul language, questionable pictures, and subjects are for adults. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Steve Runner
5.0 out of 5 stars Simply Hilarious
This is such a find. Laughed my ass off. Always wondered what Bigfoot thought. Must get all the books this creative author wrote.
Published 3 months ago by JL
5.0 out of 5 stars Nonstop laughing
I heard this obnoxious laughing in the bookstore. I thought how rude and who is that!?!? It kept going nonstop for about a good 15 minutes. Read more
Published on December 4, 2010 by S. Smith
4.0 out of 5 stars Playing scrabble drunk and channeling Frank Zappa
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Writing a review like Big Foot (from Roumieu's book) is similar to playing scrabble drunk and simultaneously channeling the spirit of Frank Zappa, circa "Don't Eat... Read more
Published on August 4, 2010 by Erisian
5.0 out of 5 stars Just...just wonderful
I stumbled upon this book on a mini vacation with my friends in a pretty unassuming comic book shop. Read more
Published on August 2, 2010 by W. Wilson
5.0 out of 5 stars THIS MIGHT BE...
THE BEST BOOK EVERY WRITTEN. READ MUST YOU DO BIGFOOT LONELY NEED MONEY DOES BIGFOOT. BUY CASH GET FROM BIGFOOT PARTY DICE CLAY ANDREW WITH AND 80'S RELIVE BIGFOOT WILL. Read more
Published on February 18, 2010 by Leif A. Ostgard
4.0 out of 5 stars It Good Book If You Very Twisted
After me read this book, me start talking like Bigfoot all the time. Family lose patience and lock me in cellar.

This book very silly and have lots of sharp, dry wit. Read more
Published on December 17, 2009 by Kimberly E. Beall
1.0 out of 5 stars Silly, One Long Joke and Not Funny
This got great reviews and I was sure it was going to be funny. I thought the introduction by the Loch Ness Monster was very clever idea, and quite amusing and that this was a... Read more
Published on June 27, 2009 by P. Kalafarski
5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliant
This book was hilarious! Roumieu is some sort of genius of insane, wacky, sometimes twisted humor. Please do read this book, you'll be glad you did.
Published on December 22, 2008 by J. A. O'Connor
5.0 out of 5 stars Me love Bigfoot
Bigfoot try to fit in, little trouble with law and society , but he do fine.
Published on August 15, 2008 by me love squirrels
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