Want to know what your dog really thinks of you? In this hilarious diary, Genevieve, a two-year-old papillon, takes you into the inner sanctum of dogdom, revealing canine secrets never before shared with humans. Genevieve sinks her teeth into such topics as driving tips for dogs, the tragedy of doorbells in TV commercials, measuring the intelligence of humans, finding a reason for cats, how prehistoric dogs saved the caveman'Â’s bacon, converting your house into an agility course, and productive kitchen behavior. IMPORTANT - read this book before your dog does!
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"Extremely entertaining ... a masterful job. Anyone ... will enjoy the humor of this book. It is delightful." -- Pet Times, September, 2000
"Never cliche nor typical ... Well written [and] humorous ... will further lift the veil on the relationship between canine and humans." -- ForeWord Magazine, September, 2000
"Wonderfully witty ... a "must" for all dog lovers and companions." -- Midwest Book Review
A light-hearted, fun read ... entertaining from the first paragraph ... tongue-in-cheek the whole way... enjoyable reading for dog lovers everywhere. --Dog World Magazine, December 2000
"Never cliche nor typical ... Well written [and] humorous ... will further lift the veil on the relationship between canine and humans." -- ForeWord Magazine, September, 2000
"Wonderfully witty ... a "must" for all dog lovers and companions." -- Midwest Book Review
A light-hearted, fun read ... entertaining from the first paragraph ... tongue-in-cheek the whole way... enjoyable reading for dog lovers everywhere. --Dog World Magazine, December 2000
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You've never met a dog like Genevieve. She has quite a low opinion of human intelligence and she's not afraid to talk about it. For Genevieve, life with humans is no walk in the park. This book is guaranteed to make you laugh, a lot, whether you're a young reader or a senior citizen. It's also a wonderful gift for a dog-lover.
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
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A MUST HAVE,
By Debbie Acton (USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Memoirs of a Papillon : The Canine Guide to Living with Humans without Going Mad (Paperback)
This book is a MUST HAVE for any dog owner who ever wondered whats really going on in those tiny little heads of theirs. Genevieve is quite a mischevious little girl who will have you in stitches from start to finish. Being born in the 'home for unwed mothers' and having to drink from the 'furry milk machine' had no adverse effects on this dog! She's a dog with lots of attitude, creativity and a great sense of humor. Every dog owner (or future owner) should have a copy of this book. Its a GREAT gift idea for your dog-loving friends who may be too embarassed to admit they really don't know what their dogs are thinking.
6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
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The best book I've ever read!,
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This review is from: Memoirs of a Papillon : The Canine Guide to Living with Humans without Going Mad (Paperback)
The best book written by a dog. It tells what the dog is thinking, also tells if your a good owner with Genevieve's test, plus alot more. I recomend this book to anyone who has a dog(especially papillon owners),or is a pap lover!
8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
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A "must" for all dog lovers -- and their companions!,
By Midwest Book Review (Oregon, WI USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Memoirs of a Papillon : The Canine Guide to Living with Humans without Going Mad (Paperback)
Wonderfully witty, Memoirs Of A Papillon: The Canine Guide To Living With Humans Without Going Mad is the story of Genevieve, a two-year-old papillon, who "comments" to dog owners through her human companion Dennis Fried on such diverse issues as driving tips for dogs, the tragedy of doorbells in television commercials, measuring the intelligence of humans, finding a reason for cats, how prehistoric dogs saved the caveman's bacon, converting a home into an agility course, and productive kitchen behavior. This little compendium of canine wisdom and insight is a "must" for all dog lovers and companions!
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I was born on December 19, 1997, in Venice, Florida, and I don't remember a thing about it. Read the first page Key Phrases - Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
Paw Park, Polk County, Weather Channel New!
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I was born on December 19, 1997, in Venice, Florida, and I don't remember a thing about it. Read the first page Key Phrases - Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
Paw Park, Polk County, Weather Channel New!
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Front Cover | Table of Contents | First Pages | Back Cover | Surprise Me!
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