“Friday at approximately 1:14 pm Eastern Standard Time I decided that covering the gray in my hair was priority. To set the facts straight I started dying my hair at age 39 and not one day sooner. One day I looked in the mirror and saw that my natural blonde hair was no longer sultry. Instead of a Dietrich look, I was assuming a dead on impression of Bette Davis in "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane". “Six months ago I wrote about the subject of chin hairs because getting rid of them has now become an important daily ritual for me. Things have not gotten any better these past few months and I have become so obsessed with unneeded body hair that I should be committed.” These are excerpts from my book called “Menopausal Woman From the Corn.” If you need a good chuckle there is something for everyone in this book. Stories your mother was afraid to tell you or she did - and we just forgot!