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Merde: Excursions in Scientific, Cultural, and Socio-Historical Coprology [Paperback]

Ralph A. Lewin (Author)
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May 11, 1999
Merde is an unusual (very unusual) and witty investigation into a subject you may always have wondered about--but didn't know quite what to ask.
        
History, biology, anthropology, culture, animal behavior--all of these are the real subjects of Merde. Why can some animals do it on the run, and others can't? Why does camel dung make good fires? What are the fascinating stories of the dung beetles?
        
Myths and legends, physical features, health and disease, uses for construction and as fertilizers--even nutritional values!--Ralph Lewin writes about them all in the most ingratiating and sophisticated and yet scientific way. Merde is also full of personal adventures and observations, as well as anecdotes and examples.
        
The scattered literature on this subject is voluminous, but until now no one has perused and compiled it all and given it a personal touch, so to speak. It will be hard not to talk about this treasure trove of a book after you've finished it--or perhaps even when you're in the middle of it.


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Ralph Lewin is a marine biologist who knows the value of poop. After all, the denizens of ocean bottoms receive much of their nutrients by eating the expelled waste of animals above. But marine food chains are only one part of this faintly disgusting story. Lewin goes into detail about the minutiae of the subject, from shapes, sizes, colors, smells, and textures of various droppings to the social importance of defecation among different species. He describes how animals deal with it and analyses human attitudes toward the stuff--from production to disposal. And it's all done with a wry sense of humor and a true scientist's curiosity about the world. An entire chapter is devoted to the famous dung beetle:

The beetles clearly treat dung as a valuable commodity, sometimes fighting over choice bits; males of certain species may present prospective mates with small pellets as nuptial offerings.

While Merde is a delightful, informative introduction to an overlooked branch of science, we wouldn't recommend quoting from it at mealtimes. --Therese Littleton --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

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Lewin has chosen an unlikely subject, "the feces, the matter of coprology," and made a grand run with it. Inasmuch as he is a marine biologist (professor of marine biology at the Scripps Institution of Oceanography of the University of California at San Diego), the subject is some distance from his usual line of work, but he has researched it thoroughly. The result is that the reader will learn as much as, or perhaps more than, she might want to know about coprology and will be entertained while doing it. Examples: Camel dung makes a fine fuel because it is so dry that it will ignite instantly. Hippocrates asserted that pigeon droppings were an effective remedy for baldness, "although whether this claim was based on personal experience is not recorded." An adult salmon, on a protein-rich diet, produces about a kilogram (dry weight) of feces in a year; an elephant excretes almost 50 times that much every day. --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 208 pages
  • Publisher: Random House (May 11, 1999)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0812992512
  • ISBN-13: 978-0812992519
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.5 x 8.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,085,196 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars This book is wher it's at!, July 13, 1999
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Having long considered myself an amateur anthroscatologist of perhaps Stygian proportions, I was very intrigued by news of this book and found it a sheer delight. My first exposure to the subject occured at the age of 1 day and I've been poking and prodding and sniffing around this forbidden topic ever since, although up to now there has been very little said in the popular press about it, other than smirky one-liners on South Park and, of course, sanitized references in family comics like The Family Circus.

I especially agree with the author's contention that Nature selects those organisms that produce the neatest "packages," this has always been a pet theory of mine and I am glad someone more learned and erudite has pinched off this theory and left it unflushed and proud in the bowl for all to see.

Now, some people may be offended by the subject matter of this book, but poop is something we all do and as a matter of fact it may be the most creative thing many of us ever do. There is a vast and powerful network of machinery and social organization devoted to waste products that many of us are never exposed to or think about, but it is there nonetheless. We couldn't survive without this hidden Turdocracy and the author does a bang-up job of intimating just which creek we'd be up sans paddle without it.

The book is well-constructed and its many ancedotes and bon mots make it an easy read for the dump-and-runner, although the seriously constipated academic types and their dir-snake-honking lay counterparts will find its minutae and careful reasoning a rich minefield of knowledge. I give it three full loads in the Pampers, ratings-wise.

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The adult version of "Everyone Poops", August 22, 2004
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"For some reason, among the most fragrant coffees of Java are reputed to be those made by roasting beans that have passed through the intestinal tracts of civets."

How could anyone possibly object to a book that disseminates facts such as the above as freely as certain birds disseminate seeds in their droppings? Ralph A. Lewin, professor of marine biology at the Scripps Institute of Oceanography thoroughly investigates the science, culture, and social history of coprology even down to the motto that was supposedly stamped on the British Navy's official toilet paper, i.e. "England expects every man to do his duty."

This book is a hoot--or maybe I should say 'a toot,' most especially the chapter on "Smells and Other Chemical Components, including Gases." Lewin quotes everyone from Hildegard von Bingen (ca. 1155) to President Clinton, beginning in the chapter on "Terminology and Cultural Attitudes" in which he somewhat coyly does not translate a couple of expressions in Greek and Latin. One of the most interesting revelations in this chapter is that the Chinese don't generally make a vulgar expletive out of their term for excrement, i.e. 'da bien' which the author translates as "the 'big convenience' (as distinct from the more fluid 'small convenience')..." Most languages, including the sign language used by chimpanzees embrace this most common example of coprolalia.

Another interesting revelation (this book is full of them) is the French restatement of Murphy's Law: "La loi d'emmerdement maximum."

The final chapter "Myths, Legends, and Holy Ordures" covers some of the supposed medical uses of feces: "Hippocrates asserted that pigeon droppings were efficacious against baldness, though whether this claim was based on personal experience is not recorded." Perhaps Hippocrates was correct, since one hardly ever sees monuments to bald generals in public spaces. This might also be the reason that some people believe it is lucky to be decorated by a bird dropping.

Barring the first and last chapters, most of the text is devoted to the physical manifestations of feces, and the various ways that animals and humans deal with this common organic by-product. This includes discussions of territorial markers, chamber pots, sewage, abstergents such as toilet paper and corn cobs, nutritional values, and uses for construction and decoration.

"Merde" is short enough to read in a single evening, but you may spend the rest of your life quoting bits of it to your friends.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Unusual historical survey & essay re excrement, September 9, 1999
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This crappy little book is a brief, extremely entertaining survey of excretaia. The author, in revealing the history of toilet paper and the phenomenon of virginally-fragrant "Holy Odures," displays an erudite, Rabelasian delight in minutiae related to the task: His compact, one hundred-fifty-page work generates a further seven-page bibliography, as well as a twenty-eight page index.
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First Sentence:
The word "science," meaning knowledge, and the word "shit," from the Old English sci- tan, both apparently derive from the same ancient Indo-European root, as does the Greek word from which scatology is derived. (The modern Greek expression Skata sta montra sou is not recommended for polite society.) Read the first page
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human feces, fecal pellets, pig manure, horse droppings, dung beetles
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