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Mere Anarchy [Kindle Edition]

Woody Allen
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Book Description

“I am greatly relieved that the universe is finally explainable. I was beginning to think it was me.”–Woody Allen

Here, in his first collection since his three hilarious classics Getting Even, Without Feathers, and Side Effects, Woody Allen has managed to write a book that not only answers the most profound questions of human existence but is the perfect size to place under any short table leg to prevent wobbling.

“I awoke Friday, and because the universe is expanding it took me longer than usual to find my robe,” he explains in a piece on physics called “Strung Out.” In other flights of inspirational sanity we are introduced to a cast of characters only Allen could imagine: Jasper Nutmeat, Flanders Mealworm, and the independent film mogul E. Coli Biggs, just to name a few. Whether he is writing about art, sex, food, or crime (“Pugh has been a policeman as far back as he can remember. His father was a notorious bank robber, and the only way Pugh could get to spend time with him was to apprehend him”) he is explosively funny.

In “This Nib for Hire,” a Hollywood bigwig comes across an author’s book in a little country store and describes it in a way that aptly captures this magnificent volume: “Actually,” the producer says, “I’d never seen a book remaindered in the kindling section before.”


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Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

This collection of 18 sketches, 10 of which appeared in the New Yorker, is Allen’s first in 25 years. The animating comedy is part S.J. Perelman and part borscht belt: Allen piles the ludicrous on top of the ridiculous and tops it with an acidic lemon squeeze, and then just keeps the jokes coming. So when the babysitter in "Nanny Dearest" describes her boss—"Bidnick gorges himself on Viagra, but the dosage makes him hallucinate and causes him to imagine he is Pliny the Elder"—we laugh; when, in a piece making fun of the New York Times science page, "Strung Out," Allen notes that "to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat—especially if the man on the boat is with his wife"—we groan. Sometimes the simplest pieces work best: man goes to New Age retreat and learns to levitate, but not to get back down. While this collection doesn’t quite measure up to Allen’s Without Feathers (1975), there are pieces here—for instance, the report on Mickey Mouse’s testimony at the Michael Eisner/Michael Ovitz trial—that will put a rictus on your kisser.
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From Booklist

It's been 25 years since Woody Allen's last humor collection, and for lovers of the New Yorker "casual" (a blend of goofy personal essay and literary parody), that's far too long. Most of these pieces appeared originally in the New Yorker , but there are a handful of originals as well, all of which will please those determined souls who like their humor distinctly old school ("On a Bad Day You Can See Forever," a rant about the horrors of rehabbing a condo, begins with the narrator reading Dante and wondering why there is no circle in hell for contractors). The topsy-turvy literary allusions pour from Allen's pen like bullets from a Gatling gun (an appropriately obscure simile), exposing the intellectual pretensions of a ragtag assortment of Allenesque everymen--endearingly unkempt nebbishes who, despite knowing their Dostoevsky, can't quite deal with the absurdities of daily life. Take Flanders Mealworm, the unfairly unheralded author of The Hockfleisch Chronicles, who, desperate for cash, agrees to write a novelization of a Three Stooges movie: "Calmly and for no apparent reason, the dark-haired man took the nose of the bald man in his right hand and slowly twisted it in a long, counterclockwise circle." If Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe weren't exactly what Yeats had in mind when he used the phrase "mere anarchy" in "The Second Coming," they should have been. Bill Ott
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Product Details

  • File Size: 128 KB
  • Print Length: 178 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0812979508
  • Publisher: Random House (June 12, 2007)
  • Sold by: Random House LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B000RNKMXA
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20 of 24 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars As thoroughly funny as ever July 10, 2007
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
The two funniest books I ever read were "Without Feathers" and "Getting Even", so my expectations were impossibly high for "Mere Anarchy." But almost to my surprise, Woody Allen's new book at least equals and maybe surpasses them both.

Allen's writing skills are off the charts, whatever the genre. At times, his sentence structure is so intricate and precise, his vocabulary so eccentrically obscure, that his setups become funnier than his punchlines:

"I was supremely confident my flair for atmosphere and characterization would sparkle alongside the numbing mulch ground out by studio hacks. Certainly the space atop my mantel might be better festooned by a gold statuette than by the plastic dipping bird that now bobbed there ad infinitum..."

This particular vignette, "This Nib for Hire", is particularly hilarious: the story of Flanders Mealworm, a pretentious, out of work novelist writing a novelization of a Three Stooges short.

In the later chapters, Allen drops the highly stylized prose and reverts to earlier form, where he simply piles absurdities on his paragraphs like pastrami on rye. This too is sidesplitting:

"How could I not have known that there are little things the size of 'Planck length' in the universe, which are a millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a centimeter? Imagine if you dropped one in a dark theater how hard it would be to find. And how does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket? ..."

Allen is funny on every level:

Funny premises--"Frederich Nietzsche's Diet Book", Savile Row suits impregnated with fragrances, a lighting double kidnapped by Indian terrorists while on location.
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20 of 25 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars WOODY'S BACK June 17, 2007
Format:Hardcover
This is good, not great, Woody Allen. Certainly not vintage Woody. But His deft economy of word useage, the analogies, the superb timing, even in print, are all there. I enjoyed the book, yet it left me with a rather empty feeling. I don't feel it's as memorable, as, say, David Sedaris. But this is still quite good.

If you're an Allen fan, especially a new fan, don't stop with this book. Also check out "The Complete Prose of Woody Allen."Complete Prose of Woody Allen
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14 of 18 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Disappointing and just not funny January 5, 2008
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or just merely boring? the latter, sadly, is the case when it comes to Woody Allen's new tome Mere Anarchy.

When I was in my late teens, early 20's, I read both Without Feathers and Side Effects with relish, and a side of laughter. Mere Anarchy, however, was ready with a lot of difficulty and at under 200 pages I had to force my way to the last line of the last short story before closing the book with a sigh of relief.

Allen writes in a style reminiscent of 1950's pulp detective side of the mouth fiction coupled with a schmeer of insecure Jew. Each and every short story is written in the same style and tone. More than once a story used the "main character attempts to flee scene stage right" trick in an obvious and supposedly humorous fashion (by the second time it's not). There's no change in voice, making it difficult to distinguish between stories and thus reducing each the ridiculous situation(s) Allen specializes in into yawnfests.

I found only two of the stories humorous. "Strung Out" is an Allen take on the infamous "Sex Life of an Electron" short story that's been floating around for eons. Actually, I don't know if Allen is aware of the story, but reading it I couldn't help but make a comparison. "Surprise Rocks Disney Trial" is a highly original piece (for this book, at least) in which Mickey Mouse is deposed at the Michael Ovitz termination bonus trial where Mickey reveals some scandalous and salacious gossip about his fellow Disney costars.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars confections June 26, 2007
Format:Hardcover
I enjoyed these little comic treats , Woody Allen has not lost his talent for satire and the absurd . If you liked his other books, "Without Feathers", "Side Effects", etc , you will enjoy this new collection as well. I did need to check my dictionary for a few words that were new to me , but that is part of the fun. I doubt that "dacoit" , "tergiversation" "corybantic" ,"dumka" etc. are part of most people's lexicons, even the well read , so keep a dictionary handy and enjoy the laughs !
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Allen at his absurdist best November 2, 2007
Format:Hardcover
Many may only know Woody Allen from his films . . . but he has also
written three very funny collections of short stories: GETTING EVEN,
WITHOUT FEATHERS and SIDE EFFECTS.

Over 25 years have passed since the publication of that last book,
so when I saw he recently came out with MERE ANARCHY, I quickly
got my own copy to see if he has lost his touch . . . I'm happy to say
that he has not.

MERE ANARCHY, like his earlier efforts, covers a wide range of
topics . . . you'll find yourself laughing when you hear his observations
about sex, food or even how parents deal with the rejection
of their son into the best nursery school in Manhattan:

* In the days following the rejection, Anna Ivanovich became
listless. She quarreled with the nanny and accused her of
brushing Mischa's teeth sideways rather than up and down.
She stopped eating regularly and wept to her shrink. "I must
have transgressed against God's will to bring this on," she
wailed. "I must have sinned beyond measure-too many
shoes from Prada." She imagined that the Hampton Jitney
tried to run her over, and when Armani canceled her charge
account for no apparent reason, she took to her bedroom and
began having an affair. This was hard to conceal from Boris
Ivanovich, since he shared the same bedroom and asked
repeatedly who the man next to them was.

I also liked what Allen had to say about moving into a new
property:

* It all began with the purchase of a small brownstone on
Manhattan's Upper West Side. Miss Wilpong, of Mengele
Realtors, promised us it was the buy of a lifetime, priced
modestly at a figure no higher than the cost of a stealth
bomber.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
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Published 1 month ago by Allen
4.0 out of 5 stars More Anarchy Then Not
There's more good than bad here. That's why it is a compendium. Woody parodies several types of genres. Most succeed, some don't. Read more
Published 3 months ago by babyboomerlarry
1.0 out of 5 stars Pretentious
Too pretentious, not at all as good as prior books such as "SIde Effects". It just was not funny- bad
Published 5 months ago by Richard L.S. Girard
4.0 out of 5 stars Not his best, but I liked it
In my opinion he still didn't surpass "Without Feathers" which I think is his funniest book.
But Woody is Woody so it's still a good, entertaining reading experience.
Published 8 months ago by Lou
5.0 out of 5 stars great read
Unexpectedly more sophisticated humor than his earlier books.
Very very funny in some places.
All the stories are classy.
Must for allen fans.
Published 9 months ago by Amazon Customer
2.0 out of 5 stars Underwhelming nonhumor from a master humorist
As a life-long fan of the young Woody Allen, especially his three early collections of humor pieces, his early films, and his scarce but amazing stand-up comedy, I admit I started... Read more
Published 10 months ago by Zorro
1.0 out of 5 stars Repetitive and pure chaos
Short stories but there is no connection between them and the style is repetitive among them. Given up reading half through the book.
Published 15 months ago by ms
5.0 out of 5 stars Woody at his best
A truly mature literary style and a humour gem by one of the foremost intellectual in contemporary universal culture...as relevant as his cinematic masterpieces
Published 22 months ago by Jose
5.0 out of 5 stars Very nice
This is definitely what you'd expect from Woody Allen: eighteen amusing fictional essays. You could also call pieces or shorts -- mostly parodies, mostly from The New Yorker. Read more
Published on January 14, 2012 by Annette Hall
5.0 out of 5 stars Edwardian Plus
Although you instantly know where Woody gets the vocabulary, you enjoy it anyway as he impersonates an Edwardian gentleman, set in either today's NYC or London (I assume he now... Read more
Published on October 18, 2011 by William K. Costley
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