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A graduate of Duke University in 2002 and an analyst for J.P. Morgan for a few years after that, Dana Vachon is a writing wunderkind along the lines of Jay McInerney in Bright Lights, Big City and Bret Easton Ellis in Less Than Zero. However, the similarity ends with the theme of young guys on the razzle, because Vachon's protagonist, unlike his predecessors, observes and learns without falling into the honey pot. Tommy Quinn graduates from Georgetown and lands a job with J.S. Spenser, an investment banking firm. His major was Interdisciplinary Studies, a kind of Liberal Arts wastebasket, and he knows nothing about finance. In the brain-deadening Spenser training program he hooks up with Roger Thorne, a really crass human being, but one who knows all the moves. The genesis of the friendship sets the tone rather well: They are both wearing Gucci loafers and Rolex watches.

The story begins at Roger's engagement party, with Tommy waiting for his erstwhile girlfriend Frances to arrive. Everyone thinks that she has been at a spa, but she has really been in an upscale Home for the Unsure, being ministered to by a freaky shrink. The story then moves backward through Tommy's ruminations about meeting Roger, "the John Audubon of preppy flesh," and about connecting with Terence Mathers, Spenser's guru of mergers and acquisitions. At the end of Mathers's first speech to the new Spenserites, Tommy says: "We had all partaken of the capitalist Kool-Aid and the applause was as much a tribute to the stupidity of young men and women after four years of elite education as it was to the success of Spenser's training program." Greed is definitely good in this atmosphere--the more the better--but Tommy is not really a full-fledged participant. After Tommy blows his first assignment, he and Roger are sent to Cabo San Lucas on a major deal. What happens there is life-threatening and hilariously over-the-top but perfectly plausible and moves Tommy to rethink his life path. Vachon has left his own fledgling financial career behind, and instead has written a first-rate first novel that is smart, funny, witty, and wise. --Valerie Ryan



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Greenwich, Conn.–bred Vachon did a stint at JP Morgan after graduating from Duke, an experience that no doubt influenced this dizzying romp through investment banking heaven and hell, which rises and falls among numbing corporate indoctrination, pressure-choked deadlines, fabulously swank parties and an obscenely over-the-top business junket complete with kidnappers. At the heart of it all is Tommy Quinn, an upper-middle-class kid from Westchester whose Georgetown degree in Interdisciplinary Studies leaves him bereft of finance know-how. No matter, once Tommy hooks up with Princeton grad Roger Thorne (who has a real pedigree, a reputation for sexual prowess and a hot sister), and the two pursue careers based mainly on smoke and mirrors. Vachon's glee in poking fun at this complex, debased world is evident in his purposefully excessive descriptions of sex (particularly Roger's "dude"-laden monologues), drugs and ruthless execs, but there's a certain amount of drooling involved, too, in the intricate descriptions of jewels and bonuses. Tommy's romance with Frances Sloan, a troubled trust fund heiress, is predictable (though still diverting), and his and Roger's careers (along with several gratuitous deaths that mark them) have denouements and aftermaths that feel forced at best. Imagine a tyro Jay McInerney without the pathos and the been-there, done-that offhandedness. (Apr.)
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Riverhead Hardcover; First Edition. 1 in number line edition (April 5, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1594489343
  • ISBN-13: 978-1594489341
  • Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 6.2 x 1.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 15.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #501,640 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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18 of 25 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Another Investment Banker/Society Tale Weakly Done, June 6, 2007
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I'm an investment banker at a regional firm so I always enjoy business biographies based around the biz. Unfortunately, half these books spend more time on New York society and the personal lives and desires of people more interested in the new hot restaurant than a good character based novel. In other words, Bonfire on the Vanities it's not.

The book synopsis on Amazon supplies the telling clue: a book along the lines of Bright Lights, Big City and Less Than Zero. If you like those two books, this is for you. For me, the significant time spent developing plot lines around the truly wealthy with whom he works and his privileged background which can only be described as upper middle class wears very thin. Another mother with a drinking problem. Another description of the girlfriend with a super wealthy but very dysfunctional family. It becomes very tedious.

However, there are passages of total irreverence that are quite entertaining. His closest friend of wealth who "brown noses" his way through the job but whose true goal is to bed beautiful women. His own miserable failings in his job at which he quickly recognizes he is terrible and attempts to search for a company angel to protect him from the inevitable firing is also interesting. And I must admit that the closing Latin American party on the yacht provides great comic relief.

Overall, mildly entertaining with no great attachment to the characters. An OK read that I would not recommend.
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8 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Inane and tedious, October 22, 2007
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Given the strong media reviews, I was expecting something funny, engaging and smart. This is none of the above. While I'll give anyone credit for actually writing a book, not to mention getting it published, this was a real disappointment. The novel comprises a series of vignettes that are meant, I guess, to be amusing in their ridiculousness. I found them to be just inane, unoriginal, and, more importantly, totally unsuccessful in creating an actual network of characters and an engaging plot. I would strongly encourage others not to waste time giving this a read.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Top 5 Books in this genre, June 23, 2009
I have read countless books from this genre, both fiction and non-fiction, and without question this is one of my favorite books of all time. If you have any experience in investment banking, contractual law or just business in general, you will find this satire to be in a league of its own. Bravo monsieur Vachon!
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1.0 out of 5 stars Good "textbook" read!
This book and others similar should be REQUIRED reading for ALL students to give/demand a REALISTIC VIEW of just WHO and WHAT is causing the "nuts and bolts" as well as "the... Read more
Published 14 months ago by "deer gal"

2.0 out of 5 stars Sequential Inconsistencies
Did anyone else notice that Tommy Quinn, the narrator, meets Roger Thorne when he begins working at J.S. Spencer? Read more
Published 15 months ago by M. E. Dooner

1.0 out of 5 stars I Give This Book A C+
This book was not what I was expecting. Very hum-drum, most of the text is spent reading the main character's boring perspective on work, life and his sometimes offensive... Read more
Published 15 months ago by Tammy Walker

5.0 out of 5 stars There's more going on here than you think.
Sort of like a modern day Great Gatsby in the setting of American Psycho (minus the murder) with a slight Salinger influence on a couple characters. Read more
Published 18 months ago by Amity Glass

4.0 out of 5 stars A good satire
I read this novel right after I finished Tom Wolfe's "I am Charlotte Simmons." I preferred Vachon's novel over Wolfe's by a huge margin. Read more
Published 19 months ago by i love shoes

5.0 out of 5 stars Sharp satire about privilege
It's hard to feel for the rich, but Vachon came close. His story about a bumbling and disenchanted investment banker is a sharp satire about corporate America and privilege in... Read more
Published 22 months ago by reenum

5.0 out of 5 stars M&A: Vachon Channels BEE
M&A is an extremely funny satire of the privileged elite who run Wall Street. While it is a great read, I can't help but feel that Vanchon is channeling Brett Easton Ellis. Read more
Published on October 22, 2007 by Joe Banks

1.0 out of 5 stars Horrible
The dude should have stuck with his kickin' banking job on the Street, for such wording is how this book reads. Read more
Published on October 19, 2007 by N. Soltvedt

4.0 out of 5 stars A light read
I did enjoy this book, but I wish the author had written a few more chapters on actually working in the office of J.S.Spenser. Read more
Published on September 1, 2007 by C. Bennett

5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious and Brilliant!
A comic romp dealing with the financial world and early employment after college. Some passages are so funny, I laughed out loud! Read more
Published on August 3, 2007 by S. Licht

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