Product Details

• Actors: Jackie Vernon (II), Loren Schein, Al Troupe, Marla Simon, Claire Ginsberg
• Format: Color, NTSC
• Rated: Unrated
• Number of tapes: 1
• Studio: Wea Corp
• VHS Release Date: September 16, 1992
• Run Time: 80 minutes
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
• ASIN: 6302077729
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #377,592 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)

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Item Name: Microwave Massacre; Studio: Anthem Pictures

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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars It was the best of movies, it was the worst of movies!, June 10, 2000

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Andrew Martello (Chicago, Illinois) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Microwave Massacre [VHS] (VHS Tape)

Let me just start out by saying that this is quite possibly the WORST movie ever made! Horrible acting, awful story, lousy music, atrocious editing, and completely unfunny humor are all of it's endearing qualities! This is just a stupid little movie with very few redeeming traits...which is why I love it! You can almost ALWAYS win those "worst movies ever" contests with your friends with this one. I can't even begin to describe how many times this movie failed in every attempt it made to be good. It's goodness lies purely within it's poorness! Here's an example...the BEST line in the movie is, "I'm so hungry, I could eat a whore!" You be the judge from this point on. All I can say is that it's my all-time favorite bad movie and I'm proud to own it! I wish it were on DVD! You should just break down and buy the damn thing because renting it is most assuredly an impossibility these days! Long live Jackie Vernon's powerful body of work...Frosty the Snowman, Microwave Massacre, & Amazon Women on the Moon! 'Nuff said!

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars I'm so hungry I can eat a whore!, March 6, 2006

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David Baltazar (SAN JOSE, CA United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Microwave Massacre (DVD)

This review is from: Microwave Massacre

This movie so funny despite it being so bad! Jackie Vernon who was also the voice actor for "Frostie the Snowman" is very memorable in this classic B-rated horror flick. Glad to hear it's coming out on DVD because I lost my VHS copy of it. In a nutshell the movie is about a hard luck, construction worker with a very displeasing wife who finally pushes him over the edge to murder and the discovery of canabilism. He brings his wife's dead meat to his construction worker pals for lunch & they like it with mixed results. Later he continues to murder more victims for their flesh (mostly very attractive females) and he continues to get more praise from his construction pals for the great tasting meat that continues to get tastier. I'ts humorous to see him re-arrange his overcrowded frige of dead meat with his wife's head that he keeps for sentimental reasons. The canabilism novelty in this movie is a little sick but overall the movie is pretty funny. Very sexy women with some gratuditious nudity to keep the guys amused. Might be more difficult for women to enjoy this movie. A 1 star movie, but I always have a 4 star time watching it. Recommended for comedy, cult horror fans!

6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A keeper for cult classic fans!, July 25, 1999

By A Customer

This review is from: Microwave Massacre [VHS] (VHS Tape)

I was shocked to see amazon have this in stock. Jackie Vernon the voice of FROSTY the snowman is great in this movie!

Laugh your butts off!