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Microwave Massacre [VHS]

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Let me just start out by saying that this is quite possibly the WORST movie ever made! Horrible acting, awful story, lousy music, atrocious editing, and completely unfunny humor are all of it's endearing qualities! This is just a stupid little movie with very few redeeming traits...which is why I love it! You can almost ALWAYS win those "worst movies ever" contests with your friends with this one. I can't even begin to describe how many times this movie failed in every attempt it made to be good. It's goodness lies purely within it's poorness! Here's an example...the BEST line in the movie is, "I'm so hungry, I could eat a whore!" You be the judge from this point on. All I can say is that it's my all-time favorite bad movie and I'm proud to own it! I wish it were on DVD! You should just break down and buy the damn thing because renting it is most assuredly an impossibility these days! Long live Jackie Vernon's powerful body of work...Frosty the Snowman, Microwave Massacre, & Amazon Women on the Moon! 'Nuff said!

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This movie so funny despite it being so bad! Jackie Vernon who was also the voice actor for "Frostie the Snowman" is very memorable in this classic B-rated horror flick. Glad to hear it's coming out on DVD because I lost my VHS copy of it. In a nutshell the movie is about a hard luck, construction worker with a very displeasing wife who finally pushes him over the edge to murder and the discovery of canabilism. He brings his wife's dead meat to his construction worker pals for lunch & they like it with mixed results. Later he continues to murder more victims for their flesh (mostly very attractive females) and he continues to get more praise from his construction pals for the great tasting meat that continues to get tastier. I'ts humorous to see him re-arrange his overcrowded frige of dead meat with his wife's head that he keeps for sentimental reasons. The canabilism novelty in this movie is a little sick but overall the movie is pretty funny. Very sexy women with some gratuditious nudity to keep the guys amused. Might be more difficult for women to enjoy this movie. A 1 star movie, but I always have a 4 star time watching it. Recommended for comedy, cult horror fans!

I was shocked to see amazon have this in stock. Jackie Vernon the voice of FROSTY the snowman is great in this movie!

Laugh your butts off!

This is not the worst horror movie ever, as the box proclaims, for if this were, the folks that made it would have had to have been serious about what they were doing and they obviously weren't. A construction worker, Donald (Jackie Vernon) is pushed to the brink by his wife's new microwave cooking and longs for the days when he had a bologna and cheese sandwich in his lunch pail instead of a crab on a bun. After coming home drunk one night an argument ensues after which he remembers nothing until he finds his wife in the microwave (yes, it's a BIG one) the next day. Oops, but he makes do with what he has and finds out that microwaved people make tasty snacks, after which he's luring home every hooker, hitch hiker, and whatever other young lady he can get his hands on. This is fun in a 'stoopid' kind of way, and obviously no one is taking any of this very seriously. If you're a fan of trash, then you'll love this.

FOrget Titany,Platoon,Saving Private Ryan,8mm,Shakes the clown.This movie has the best actors to date.The best director,best screenplay,best musical score,best special efx since Matrix.

Had it on VHS. Couldn't wait for the DVD. It's so bad it's funny.

This is the best stupid movie of all time. I don't mean that as an insult to the film. I found my original copy of this in the garbage of a video store when I was 10. I had to buy another copy, because I wore the video out. If you like bad acting, bad editing, bad props... this is definatly for you. Jackie Vernon is the best worst actor ever. Even if you never buy it, try to find a place to rent it. Just watch the movie (as long as your old enough).

Truly one of the best horror-comedies ever made, Jackie Vernon is hilarious in this film about a disenchanted husband who - quite mistakenly - becomes a cannibal. This film will undoubtedly appeal to those who normally do not have a "taste" for horror films; it's all-around good adult fun.

Unrealistic screen play, acting reminiscent of Resident Evil, effects that could be done better with a chunk of clay and a popsicle stick, an irregular crab sandwich, and a budget so low that the most expensive thing that contributed to the making of the movie was a roll of tin foil. I give this movie and its makers my highest respects. Never have I laughed so hard at a movie. This movie will scare anyone with an I.Q. of thirty points or below, and will appeal to anyone who knows great movies and thinks Primus bites.

Thank Goodness for Jackie Vernon starring in this horrible flick, as he makes the flick 5 - stars!! Can you imagine that!?!? "Frosty the Snowman", ends up in a cannibal flick!?!?

What else makes this movie great, is the weirdo wife, her sister, the filthy stained living sofa, "AND"......don't you just love the wall oven size, microwave oven?!?! I found that a scream in itself.

This movie is a must for any 1980's horror movie buff. It's bad, but, it's "GREAT"!!! A real cult classic

I would put it in the same class as; "Don't Go In the Woods", "Blood Diner", & "The Video Dead". Three other badly mad cult horror gems. Oh yea, and ....."Madman Marz"