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March 5, 2002

Why do some people retain cute baby-talk names for their relatives (like "Num-Num" and "Pee-Paw") well into middle age? How should a reasonable person respond when Olivia Newton-John sings, "Have you never been mellow?" Who's responsible for the sorry state of men's fashion, and is it the same guy who invented the jerkin? Is there any future in being a Midwesterner? Can you really enjoy your lunch when the restaurant is decorated to look like an African plain? How come women keep dozens of bottles and jars of moisturizers, unguents, and lotions around -- all of them half empty?

In more than 50 hilarious all-new essays, one of America's brightest young humorists -- the head writer and on-air host of the legendary TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000 -- finds the fun in all aspects of the human condition, no matter how absurd. Join Mike Nelson on an angst-filled visit to a health spa; shopping sessions at Home Depot and Radio Shack; adventures in the very amateur musical theater; a gut-busting discourse on the history of television; ruminations on his roles as husband, father, and citizen; and much, much more.


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In the tradition of Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese, which featured endless takedowns of Hollywood glitterati, comes Mike Nelson's Mind over Matters, some 50 short essays covering up everything from "Portal to Hell: The Radio Shack Experience" to "Grumpy Floppy and the Flo-Flo," or the pet names of friends for their loved ones. Michael J. Nelson, head writer of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 for 10 seasons (and its host for five), has an endless supply of good-natured bile, and here turns it on the annoyances and idiocies of everyday life.

Copyright 2002 Cahners Business Information, Inc.

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Nelson (Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese) is perhaps best known as the brains behind the cult classic television series Mystery Science Theater 3000. In this collection of more than 50 offbeat essays, he shares his observations about everyday matters such as the media, education, food, and family life. His humor is a cross between that of Dave Barry and of Jerry Seinfeld, and his highly personal style he includes remarks about his wife and his children will delight some readers but annoy others. Nelson also tends to dwell on the obvious. For example, in one essay about modern life he opines about the sounds of autumn, pointing out that fall used to sound like the gentle swish-swish of leaf raking but is now dominated by the cacophony of leaf blowers. In short, this collection of humor is uneven at best. Though some will find it funny, it will likely disappoint many MST3K fans, as it lacks the sardonic repartee for which Nelson is most celebrated on his television series. Recommended primarily for public libraries where demand dictates. Joe Accardi, William Rainey Harper Coll., Palatine, IL
Copyright 2001 Reed Business Information, Inc.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 277 pages
  • Publisher: It Books (March 5, 2002)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0060936142
  • ISBN-13: 978-0060936143
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 5.4 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (61 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #528,287 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

 

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20 of 22 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars The Second Book Featuring Mike Nelson's Head On Its Cover, May 20, 2002
This review is from: Mike Nelson's Mind over Matters (Paperback)
Well, they did it. They finally did it. The Great Gods of the Publishing World have released another book with a picture of Mike Nelson's head on the cover, and, I must say, it's holding up fairly well. It's a little worn since the last time we saw it, and the little pieces of popcorn that used to surround it have now been replaced (possibly eaten) by remarkably formal thought-bubbles that sprout out of it. The energetic, insane grinning of MOVIE MEGACHEESE has now faded to a slightly baffled midwestern look of mild tolerance (though, upon reflection, if the phrase "My Shorts Can Talk" was popping out of my head, I'd be wearing a similar expression). The head of Mike Nelson has also rejected the more modern flavor of so-called "color" photography and is now sporting a classic "black and white" look. Same haircut though.

As for the words that are printed on the pages that lie beneath the Head of Mike Nelson, well, they're pretty funny too (especially the order that he puts some of them in). The essays collected here are a fairly random group of observations on everyday life. They're vaguely ordered into a loose grouping of nine categories, but he rarely feels the need to be bound by them. The book is a free-flowing river of comedy that runs in many different directions, sometimes at the same time.

Nelson really has a gift for coming up with hilarious turns of phrase. He has a wonderful way of describing even the most mundane of everyday tasks in a wickedly amusing manner. Make no mistake; this is no simple Seinfeldian "Did you ever notice...?" type of humor, but rather stretching the commonplace until it you see it through Mike's skewed and offbeat point-of-view. Who would have thought that a simple visit to the neighborhood Radio Shack could be fraught with such unrelenting horror (well, apart from anyone who has ever visited their neighborhood Radio Shack)? After reading this, it's frighteningly easy to imagine Mike Nelson taking several months off to "research" this book, where the "research" consists of arranging an interview with his shorts, reading Schopenhauer, and voyaging through the dark side of his wife's skin care collection.

In short, this is funny stuff. While a slight handful of the essays aren't quite as funny as they should be, there is more than enough funny material to make this a highly recommended read. If Nelson hits a subject that isn't particularly amusing, you only have to wait for another page or two for him to burst out in an entirely different direction. Fans of his first book, or his MST3k work should be very happy with this. And if you're someone who has never experienced this brand of bizarre entertainment before, MIND OVER MATTERS is definitely a great place to start.

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11 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars "Matters" a Worthy Addition to Any Comedy Fan's Collection, March 12, 2002
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Michael J. Nelson returns with another book of humorous essays in "Mike Nelson's Mind Over Matters," his sophomore follow-up to the well-received "Mike Nelson's Movie Mega-Cheese".

Nelson cut his teeth ripping apart films in the cult hit Mystery Science Theater 3000, where he served as co-producer, head writer and star. With such a pedigree, it was hardly surprising to see him stretch his wings as a full-fledged (and funny) film critic in "Movie Mega-Cheese", his first book. "Cheese" was an immensely funny read that -- despite overwhelmingly good reviews from book and film critics alike -- was largely disregarded outside of Nelson's Mystery Science Theater 3000 cult following.

In his follow-up "Mind Over Matters", Nelson strays from the comfortable arena of humorous movie criticism he mined in "Mega-Cheese", opting instead for the more adventurous medium of observational biography (a la David Sedaris or David Rakoff). Unlike "Mega-Cheese", "Mind Over Matters" doesn't limit itself to the discussion of bad films. Readers will find a collection of essays with topics ranging from consumerism to family matters. Not just for film geeks anymore, Nelson's comedic style should be immediately accessible to any fan of the comedic essay form.

As an overall read, "Matters" is a mixed but promising book. At his best, Michael J. Nelson is a caustically funny writer with a deadly sharp wit. On many occasions I found myself laughing until tears streamed down my face, so much did I enjoy a particularly hilarious turn of phrase or tongue-in-cheek description. Nelson has a flair for the art of the diminutive and unequivocal put-down, and can get you laughing through the lengths he will cross to convince you of the worthlessness of an event or thing. Radio Shack employees, small-town theater, morally obtuse relatives and customer service representatives bear the brunt of some of his most hilarious verbal assaults.

Unfortunately, many of the essays sandwiched in the middle of "Matters" give one the impression of padding. While still amusing, subject matter in these median sections tend to be almost too inconsequential to really matter, and leave you wondering, "Well, so?". By the time Nelson starts riffing on an advertisement he saw in the back of a furniture magazine, one begins to wonder who, besides himself and perhaps three others, will get the joke.

But these are small concerns. "Mind Over Matters" had me laughing to the point of tears on many, many occasions, which is more than I can say for any book I read last year. Though admittedly a hot-and-cold read, "Matters" will make you laugh so hard during the hot bits, you'll forgive Nelson for the cold ones. If nothing else, "Matters" showcases the considerable writing talents of a shamefully neglected comedian; if you're the sort of person to purchase the latest offering from David Sedaris, Jon Stewart, Steve Martin, Dave Eggers and the like, then you'd be committing a crime not to add this title to the bookshelf.

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious insight into human nature and pop culture, June 5, 2003
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Who is Mike Nelson? What makes this man tick? What evil lurks behind the guise of goofiness he often adopts? Mike Nelson's Mind Over Matters takes us into the mind of the man I now consider to be the funniest man on the planet. After a decade of work on Mystery Science Theater 3000, Nelson has evolved into a remarkably witty, entertaining author. His first book, Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese, featured his odd yet hilarious takes on modern, mainstream films, yet this topic did not take him very far afield from his work on MST3K. Now, in Mind Over Matters, Nelson has decided to take on modern life directly, penning a series of vignettes about every-day events, popular culture, and his own childhood and family life. This book is, in my opinion, even funnier and much more impressive than its predecessor. It also gives us some insight into the man most of us MTS3K fanatics tend to view as an actual friend we just haven't met yet.

The book is organized into nine sections. In Part One, Coping With It All, Nelson describes seemingly mundane events and activities that somehow become incidents of high strangeness: shopping trips, hotel stays, trips to a health club brimming with old wrinkled men who seem to enjoy showcasing their frightening nakedness in a locker room setting. In Part Two, But Is It Art? he address topics such as movie-going and watching television; the real gem here is a fairly lengthy recounting of his own experiences in musical theatre. Part Three, This Modern World, returns to the subject of modern life and such issues as computer security, annoying morning radio shows, and weird news reports. He steps outside for a breath of fresh air in Part Four, The Great Outdoors, the pinnacle of which is his well-stated condemnation of leaf blowers. Part Five, Remembrances of Stings Past, finds Mike recounting stories and imparting lessons about how things were "in his day." Here we get some good information of Nelson's own life experiences, including his early, usually quite unsuccessful, attempts at attracting the ladies. In Part Six, Busy Bodies, he pauses to reflect on the human body and its obvious flaws; going beyond an investigation into the nature of skin moisturizers and words of wisdom on the topic of bad hair days, he gives us an awfully witty rundown on the past, current, and future state of men's fashion. After a short stop on Food and Stuff in Part Seven, Nelson wraps things up in Part Eight, Me, Myself, and I, and Part Nine, The Whole Famn Damily (not a misspelling on my part), with some very funny anecdotes about his own childhood and his current adult life as a married man with two young children. By the time you finish reading the book, you really do feel as if Mike has let you into his private world and allowed you the freedom to look around for a little while.

While there may be one or two essays that don't seem to hit the bull's-eye, his comical aim is, by and large, dead-on and eagle-eyed. I found the book consistently funny and incredibly accessible from start to finish. Nelson asks the types of questions we all ask at times, seeing that life is really just a crazy sort of game that doesn't always make a lot of sense but which never fails to amaze and entertain. There is something of a Seinfeld-like feel to this material, but the writing is vintage Mike Nelson. Some may find sections bordering a little too far on the absurd, but I say that life is absurd to begin with. I find it a little strange that some MST3K fans didn't seem to successfully connect with this book; in my mind, this is the exact same Mike Nelson we knew on the Satellite of Love rambling on about nothing in particular, asking some of life's unanswered questions, and subtly offering an uncommon insight into human nature and popular culture just below the surface of laugh-out-loud comedy. Mike is as funny as ever, but unlike Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese, this book and its collected essays have a real substance to them. Now, rather than be entertained for the sake of being entertained, we can actually learn something about life while being entertained.

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