The Million Dollar Mermaid: An Autobiography [Import] [Paperback]

ESTHER WILLIAMS (Author)

Product Details

• Paperback: 416 pages
• Publisher: A HARVEST BOOK; New Ed edition (2000)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 074340405X
• ISBN-13: 978-0743404051
• Product Dimensions: 7.6 x 5.1 x 1.4 inches
• Shipping Weight: 14.9 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (81 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #6,986,992 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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16 of 16 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars Juicy but ultimately disappointing, September 21, 1999

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This review is from: The Million Dollar Mermaid: An Autobiography (Hardcover)

I eagerly anticipated the release of this biography as I am a longstanding fan of the Golden Era of MGM Musicals. For gossip fans, Ms. Williams' book has it all -- juicy tidbits about her sexual history and the habits and flaws of such Hollywood titans as Louis B. Mayer, Joan Crawford, Victor Mature, Johnny Weismuller, etc. Such discussion was particularly enlightening given Ms. Williams' utterly wholesome screen persona. Although the book has a wealth of such star "secrets," it is ultimately disappointing. While Ms. Williams describes her life, she fails to reveal the reasons for her choices. Ultimately, she comes across as a vapid doormat -- used and abused by her parents, her adopted brother, her first agent, her swimming coach, her alcoholic husband Ben Gage. Most amazingly, she provides almost no explanation for her 22 year marriage to Fernando Lamas -- a marriage during which she was a self-proclaimed second class citizen who was forbidden to make her three prior children a part of her life with Lamas. This 22 year marriage, which comes after chapters detailing Ms. Williams' "take-charge moxie" (she details, with glee, her "tough talk" with, among others, her first agent, Louis B. Mayer, Sam Katz, the head of the Navy, etc.), does not make sense and Ms. Williams' self-serving explanations fail to provide any real insight into her personality.

15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A LOTTA GOSSIP, A LOTTA LIFE, A LOTTA FUN!, May 23, 2001

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Sean Orlosky (Yorktown, IN United States) - See all my reviews

This review is from: The Million Dollar Mermaid: An Autobiography (Paperback)

Esther Williams, the aptly titled "Million Dollar Mermaid" of the movies of Hollywood's Golden Era, tells the story of her life in the vivid text of her outstanding autobiography. Williams writes the story of a real person, a sparkling icon/ survivor story, and paints a picture of Hollywood bursting with gossip juicy enough to make Hedda and Louella green. Yet, Williams tells her story without sounding malicious, wicked, or saintly. She writes with great candor and honesty about the hardships of her life: a difficult childhood, near-death incidents doing stunts for movie extravanganzas, nightmarish marriages, and her now-happy life with her husband Edward, and reunited with happy relationships with her children.

Williams began swimming as a teen, and eventually swam in the famous Aquacade with Johnny Weissmuller, who, in between shows, would tear his trunks off and chase her in the pool. She was picked up by MGM Studios, and the fun never stops as Williams recounts and remembers some of the most famous names of entertainment with hilarious and shocking stories. She remembers Lucille Ball (who unjustly accused her of trying to steal Desi Arnaz from her), Ricardo Montalban (a cheerful Latin whom she became fast friends with), Gene Kelly (who fumed trying to create dances for a leading lady a head taller than he was), Frank Sinatra (who became a life-long friend who always let her sit with her elbow onstage during his concerts) and Clark Gable (the greatest kisser she'd ever kissed). And the stories don't stop there: She remembers Joan Crawford, hysterically begging an imaginary audience not to forget her in an empty auditorium, reducing paper tiger Louis B. Mayer to kicking and screaming on the floor of his office, and inquisitively listening to Lana Turner's bedroom exploits through a glass pressed against the wall. She also remembers amusing exploits, like being the first person to break the color barrier at the Sahara (when she passed off her black maid and her maid's boyfriend as Indian royalty!).

Not that Williams was the goody-two-shoes virginal girl she so often portrayed onscreen: She had several affairs with leading men. She gives black belts in the bedroom arts to a few leading men: the powerful, hulkish Victor Mature ("the one man I never had to teach anything to, not even how to swim!"), and the masculine Jeff Chandler. (In the most hilarious and juciest story in the book, she remembers how her affair with Chandler ended when she found him in a flowered chiffon dress, wig, high heels, and makeup!)

There are engrossing stories about the makings of Williams's underwater spectacles, and how the inricate photography and choreography of these films were achieved with movie magic. Williams remembers "that crazy old Busby Berkeley" and how he nearly killed her with spectacular stunts involving her diving from fifty-foot platforms, water-skiing when she was pregnant, etc.

But Williams also endured three stormy marriages: Her first, to the nasty Leonard Kovner, whom she married without knowing very well. Her second marriage was to the buffonish Ben Gage (with whom she had her three beloved children, Ben, Kim, and Susie), who drank and caused her endless embarrassment (one night, she left him passed out cold in Bette Davis's bathtub!). But her third husband was probably the worst: selfish, tyrannical Latino Fernando Lamas, who proved to be a husband from hell, who made Williams work and work to please him, was completely self-absorbed, and refused to let William's children into their home, which upset her desperately. When Lamas died, she was admittedly relieved, and she finally found the right guy: Edward Bell, who helps her run her business of selling swimwear today.

Through it all, Williams kept her head, and triumphed. She's had a colorful, extraordinary life, and it's all set before you in one of the most delicious biographies ever written!

10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars This is entertainment, October 3, 1999

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D. Clancy (Portland, Or USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: The Million Dollar Mermaid: An Autobiography (Hardcover)

I remember the MGM movies of the 50's and going to many Esther Williams films. I thought they were great fun and her autobiography is one of the best "tell all" bios I have read in a very long time.There are a few sketchy things about her life...particularly why she stayed with Fernando Lamas. Outside of that, she dishes up a veritable poutpourri of insight in the running of MGM. She tells of Mayer's tantrums, Joan Crawford's confrontation, Mickey Rooney, Ava Gardner, Lana Turner, Arlene Dahl.The book is written with wit and a wonderful sense of humor. It makes you want to meet her. Highly recommended!!!