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Miranda

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If first impressions mean anything, then the very first frame (after opening credits) that you'll see speaks volumes about what this movie is about, which is "bush" (prominent thoughout the movie). Needless to say, there's a lot of sex in this movie, most of it between the main character (played by the voluptuous Serena Grandi) and her various suitors. As for the acting in this movie, it was OK, although that is hard to judge given that I saw an English-dubbed version of this movie, which is not the same as the DVD being sold by Amazon. However, I enjoyed it and I only regret that I didn't see more of Ms. Grandi's movies while I lived in Italy for four years. She alone is reason enough to get this movie.

Serena Grandi is very, very, hot without question. Serena Grandi taking a piss is not. And certainly not the scene with the obnoxious Texan taking a dump in the woods. And worst yet, just to make sure you didn't miss this fantastic plot point, Tinto takes the liberty to shows you the actual turd. My, my, my. And the fact that that Texan didn't wipe his butt afterwards...well, gee wilikers Jed, I was just beside myself with erotic palpitations. Yeah, that some superb filmaking there. Not!!!!!!! After watching three of Tinto Brass movies I am convinced this guy truly has a fetish for bodily fluids, urine in particular, with a occassional turd or two on top. When an otherwise talented director has to show you a woman urinating and people defecating in a scene that literary serves no purpose at all(even if its once)you know they ran out of ideas and talent. Sooooooooooo! How can you tell a good comedian is no longer funny? When piss and crap jokes become his whole act after nothing else is working. It's easier to gross you out than work on a new act. That axiom certainly holds true for directors as well. But, hey if you like this sort of thing, then you'll love what Miranda has to offer. Bon Apetite!!!!! Oh,and don't miss the anal scene at the end where he licks the blood among other things off his hand. Hmmmmmmm tasty.

I bought this dvd based soley on the fact that Serena Grandi is in it. No one in North America really knows her, but where I'm from in Toronto they used to show her movies on the Italian Programming station over a decade ago.
This is a REAL Italian movie, and she is they way a woman should be built,if you like them voluptuous--- gorgeous.
The movie itself is very nicely shot, has a sensible and humorous storyline.
If you like Serena this is a must.

If you dislike "The Key" then you won't like this one either. I find both films to be the least likeable films of Tinto Brass, who is otherwise a great director of Erotica. 2 stars for the leading lady... but that's it.

This is another DVD from the director of CALIGULA, I enjoyed, if you like voluptuous women, like Serena Grandi. An erotic comedy, with some beautiful women in it. Very well photographed, and very good looking DVD, with lot's of extras, as an Interview with Tinto Brass. They don't make them like this anymore.

After watching and enjoying a light sexy romp by Tinto Brass called Cheeky. I decided to try another Tinto brass movie. Alas, Miranda didn't do much for me. Miranda is eighteen years older than Cheeky and that might be part of the problem; softcore movies may have loosend up in the intervening years.

But that wasn't the only problem. The women of Cheeky were generally more attractive to me. They were trimmer and slimmer as opposed to full figured and there were more of them. Underarm hair was shaved and the ladies pubis was trimmed in the latter movie.

The stories were about equally dumb and the acting in both cases was average. Still Cheeky caught my attention while Miranda lost it.

If you want to see a dialogue with sex and a bit of drama about a MILF, then this is your title - but if you ain't in to what I just said exactly well... then move on if you ain't into this particular director